method to get pussy wet: have your friend larp as a cop and make him arrest you in front of women and say “you’re wanted for murder”

[Vermilioncore]

have a friend dress up as a cop and confront you and arrest you in front of some hoes and then say “why the fuck are you arresting me?!” And he’ll reply “for the murder of 5 women”

And just like that, them hoes will be gushing wet Niagara Falls type shit

 

[Deleted member 32250]

a 3'7 bangladeshi toilet cleaner getting arrested for destroying the US navy wouldn't get any pussy wet

 

[duck]

that’s some sick shit maybe even have the cop find some cocaine in your drawls. big ol’ 8 ball niggah

 

[Hess]

This is so autistic

 

[Deleted member 31562]

Thugmaxed ethnic theory

 

[Gonthar]

have a friend dress up as a cop and confront you and arrest you in front of some hoes and then say “why the fuck are you arresting me?!” And he’ll reply “for the murder of 5 women”

Better yet, you could pull out a fake ID, show it to him and say: "Diplomatic immunity!" and your friend will be like "Ohhh.....shit!" and then leave...

 

[Vermilioncore]

Better yet, you could pull out a fake ID, show it to him and say: "Diplomatic immunity!" and your friend will be like "Ohhh.....shit!" and then leave...

You remind me of @BigJimsWornOutTires but less weird

 

[Vermilioncore]

@Gonthar you are him huh, mofo got split personality disorder Jekyll n hyde type shit in it bozo

 

[Deleted member 25534]

@Gonthar you are him huh, mofo got split personality disorder Jekyll n hyde type shit in it bozo

XDDD

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

You remind me of @BigJimsWornOutTires but less weird

I don't think so, Bud. But if you really want to get that pussy wet, have a guy fuck you in your ass in front of her and watch how quickly she drops a gallon of squirt on the floor.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I don't think so, Bud. But if you really want to get that pussy wet, have a guy fuck you in your ass in front of her and watch how quickly she drops a gallon of squirt on the floor.

omg damn you just roasted me innit Wild N Out Nick cannon type shit innit