MFs be paying $650 for a hotel room to do the same 2 moves they do at home on Valentine’s Day 💀

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Nah fr just wait until you get to Valentine’s Day. You’ll see the dumbest mfs come out alive.

Uk ik this guy named Simpson simpsworthy and he be doing all the work for his gf. He be paying for booking 650$ hotel at Las Vegas, planning for a “muh special” gut rearrangement session with her which he stole from his grandmas life insurance in return for his girl gifting him a bottle of 8$ opened wine and a pack of chocolates which she got as a complimentary for filling gas to her Altima at the gas station.

All of this work to perform the same 2 moves they do at home and buss his nut in 26 business seconds with that gorilla grip pussy of hers.

I as usual didn’t plan shit with or for my gf cause the only day I am not being secretly toxic city boy is at feb 30th

Stay woke
 
still gets laid while i dont
 
Nah fr just wait until you get to Valentine’s Day. You’ll see the dumbest mfs come out alive.

Uk ik this guy named Simpson simpsworthy and he be doing all the work for his gf. He be paying for booking 650$ hotel at Las Vegas, planning for a “muh special” gut rearrangement session with her which he stole from his grandmas life insurance in return for his girl gifting him a bottle of 8$ opened wine and a pack of chocolates which she got as a complimentary for filling gas to her Altima at the gas station.

All of this work to perform the same 2 moves they do at home and buss his nut in 26 business seconds with that gorilla grip pussy of hers.

I as usual didn’t plan shit with or for my gf cause the only day I am not being secretly toxic city boy is at feb 30th

Stay woke
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