Michael B Jordan as 'Sexiest Man Alive'

[Callooh_Calais]

I honestly don't know what women (if indeed women actually voted on this) see in this guy. His jaw is weak and his face is unattractive, his eyes are goofy, and his billed height is 6', which (given his small frame) is almost certainly a lie.

Some might think this an attempt at social engineering, but that beckons the question why they didn't choose some tyrone like Idriss Elba (who is far more believable than Michael Jordan Jr):

No fucking comparison. Elba heightmogs, facemogs (esp. eye area), skullmogs, bodymogs, stylemogs and even classmogs (being a classically-trained thespian in the English theatre tradition) Michael Jordan back into picking up overweight women at Tesco.

What a colossal downgrade. Did the media run out of black chads to put into movies and on the cover of social propaganda or something?

 

[Deleted member 12234]

I'm black and don't think he's that attractive. He's a tyronelite, at best lol. But he got that social clout working in his favor.

 

[Selfahate]

Looks a bit ethnic

 

[Deleted member 756]

He’s got insane status and wealth and smv mogs every psl model
@portuguesecel thoughts?

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Looks a bit ethnic

If he was slightly lighter and his nose a little more aquiline, he'd look Punjabi for sure

 

[Callooh_Calais]

He’s got insane status and wealth and smv mogs every psl model

Compared to other tyrones like Idris Elba and Tyson Beckford? Really?

 

[Beetlejuice]

 

[Deleted member 756]

Compared to other tyrones like Idris Elba and Tyson Beckford? Really?

Yeah

 

[Deleted member 756]

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Cavill clearly mogs in terms of looks and status and wealth

 

[Callooh_Calais]

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Once again, Elba mogs Jordan:

Is there anything that Jordan has that Elba already doesn't have better of?

 

[Deleted member 6273]

"Older, BALDER, better"
@SubhumanCurrycel thoughts

 

[Callooh_Calais]

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"Older, BALDER, better"
@SubhumanCurrycel thoughts

In fairness to the 80s, everyone looked 50 and they liked that hypermasculine look: Reminder that Tom Selleck was the most billable tv star of the era.

 

[SharkTales]

 

[turkproducer]

even dev patel won sexiest man alive, it’s bs

 

[Deleted member 6273]

In fairness to the 80s, everyone looked 50 and they liked that hypermasculine look

The magazine is more so of popular influencial male actors or singers even Adam Levine was on the cover of one

 

[Chadeep]

Inb4 they post this as hottest man.

 

[Beetlejuice]

Mirin?

 

[eyelidcel]

Michael B Jordan looks like a pelican with a fish in it's mouth.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

Michael B Jordan looks like a pelican with a fish in it's mouth.

Lmao can't unsee

 

[Deleted member 9787]

lol

 

[Callooh_Calais]

even dev patel won sexiest man alive, it’s bs

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Truly scraping the barrel. It's like they said "Who is the one Indian actor we know, and how can we shoehorn him unto the cover of our magazine?"

Imagine thinking that Patel mogs actors like Akshay Kumar lol

 

[turkproducer]

Truly scraping the barrel. It's like they said "Who is the one Indian actor we know, and how can we shoehorn him unto the cover of our magazine?"

Imagine thinking that Patel mogs actors like Akshay Kumar lol

he was like 4.75-5 psl in skins days/slumdog millionaire, that’s it

with a beard he looks like a terrorist

 

[TeraCope54]

After all the blm shit they had to put a black guy.

 

[Callooh_Calais]

After all the blm shit they had to put a black guy.

All racial politics aside: Couldn't they have chose a better looking one? Michael B Jordan is the black equivalent to Michael Cera

 

[Deleted member 4019]

Bbcpilled again

 

[AscendingHero]

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insanely brutal and based


One of the brutal mogs I've ever seen



I would immediately buy a fresh rope if i was MBJ and saw this; viewer discretion advised brutality tbh

 

[Gonthar]

Some might think this an attempt at social engineering, but that beckons the question why they didn't choose some tyrone like Idriss Elba (who is far more believable than Michael Jordan Jr):

They chose Elba in 2018, but this award is bullshit anyway, they pick whatever guy is trending and call him the sexiest or they use this as an opportunity to promote diversity, political correctness, or whatever agenda they want to promote, I'm sure in a few years they'll pick a trans man like Elliot Page and call him the sexiest man alive.

 

[Deleted member 8576]

BBC

 

[Callooh_Calais]

They chose Elba in 2018, but this award is bullshit anyway, they pick whatever guy is trending and call him the sexiest or they use this as an opportunity to promote diversity, political correctness, or whatever agenda they want to promote, I'm sure in a few years they'll pick a trans man like Elliot Page and call him the sexiest man alive.

I think Elba is an objectively attractive male that women of any race would agree with, as even if he wasn't their type (or they weren't into black men) he is still not weird-looking or comes off as some corny beta. As @eyelidcel infers, Jordan looks like he took too much Big League Chew into his mouth and can't manage to get it into a wad

 

[Frank Jack]

MBJ has good harmony and is charismatic. He also has good body. Hollywood stacys thirst after him so what incels think doesn't matter.