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How

What do you do if you're cursed with a microdick, I'd imagine you'd have to just become a world class oral expert but that just ain't it

Also how do you jerk off with a microdick do you just hold the base with 2 fingers or something
 
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@Node
 
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It's a cruel world
 
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I would simply do drugs and rot
 
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Did you @ me for some reason:ogre:
 
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Op has one tbh
 
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My lil brotha has it he can shove his dick in his balls and become invisible
 
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Just slice it off and get a new dick:soy:
 
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Proex said:
Op has one tbh
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I thought this would be a good cover up like, if you ask about it from a 3rd person point of view people won't suspect anything
 
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Bryce said:
I thought this would be a good cover up like, if you ask about it from a 3rd person point of view people won't suspect anything
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Very interesting 🧐
 
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I thought abt this
No way out
Betabuxx and pay escorts to try and give you pleasure :lul:
 
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Bryce said:
How

What do you do if you're cursed with a microdick, I'd imagine you'd have to just become a world class oral expert but that just ain't it

Also how do you jerk off with a microdick do you just hold the base with 2 fingers or something
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I don’t even know if a chad could get away with a microdick tbh, one of the largest failos
 
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IMG 8204
 
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jaaba said:
I don’t even know if a chad could get away with a microdick tbh, one of the largest failos
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Yeah, I've been called a coper for saying dickpill is the most brutal one but it really is, you'd have to be a willing cuck OR be the guy in the threesome who just does oral and gets 0 pleasure out of it
 
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Bryce said:
Yeah, I've been called a coper for saying dickpill is the most brutal one but it really is, you'd have to be a willing cuck OR be the guy in the threesome who just does oral and gets 0 pleasure out of it
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A micros completely debilitating, you genuinely can’t even have proper sex
 
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Bryce said:
So you're just watching your little brother shove his dick into his balls or what
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He thinks it's some sort of gag joke or som and keeps showing me
 
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Ltn would prob be a better fate than clinical micro peen
 
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Node said:
You wanna suck my dick or something faggot??
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Ok guys pls calm down this was just a silly thread it's getting out of hand
 
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Bryce said:
Also how do you jerk off with a microdick do you just hold the base with 2 fingers or something
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They rub their dicks to a surface or smh
 
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Bryce said:
How

What do you do if you're cursed with a microdick, I'd imagine you'd have to just become a world class oral expert but that just ain't it

Also how do you jerk off with a microdick do you just hold the base with 2 fingers or something
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probably have to pinch it or something like that
 
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How

What do you do if you're cursed with a microdick, I'd imagine you'd have to just become a world class oral expert but that just ain't it

Also how do you jerk off with a microdick do you just hold the base with 2 fingers or something
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It’s over then.
 
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Bryce said:
How

What do you do if you're cursed with a microdick, I'd imagine you'd have to just become a world class oral expert but that just ain't it

Also how do you jerk off with a microdick do you just hold the base with 2 fingers or something
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i let the jewish religious leaders suck it for adrenochrome
 
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Bryce said:
How

What do you do if you're cursed with a microdick, I'd imagine you'd have to just become a world class oral expert but that just ain't it

Also how do you jerk off with a microdick do you just hold the base with 2 fingers or something
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Reincarnation
 
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How

What do you do if you're cursed with a microdick, I'd imagine you'd have to just become a world class oral expert but that just ain't it

Also how do you jerk off with a microdick do you just hold the base with 2 fingers or something
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Microdick: incel
 
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