Microwaves give you brain damage and make you gay

[Deleted member 5522]

They say don't put your head next to microwave because it gives you cancer yet you can cook your food in it? Such bs. The Illuminati have brain washed us into using microwaves. This causes brain damage as all the radiation gets into your food. And people wonder why there are so many trannies these days. The Illuminati pushed microwave sales in the 60's and everyone was too moronic to see that this was a bad idea.

Microwaves literally make you a faggot, get rid of them.

 

[penis3]

huge if true

 

[Deleted member 2769]

used A microwave 2 times both times for popcorn when i was a kid

 

[Deleted member 7917]

2 times

Over.

 

[AbandonShip]

mirin pseudoscience

 

[Nosecel]

Ok, it was funny the first ten threads but can you just shut the fuck up now?

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Ok, it was funny the first ten threads but can you just shut the fuck up now?

What threads

 

[Deleted member 6305]

2 times

Double gay already

 

[AutisticBeaner]

the quality of your threads has been increasing rapidly

 

[Deleted member 5859]

 

[Tony]

rightfulcel we should do r4w me4t e4ting next summer with sv3rige tbh . @cocainecowboy the 6'8 gi4nt will come too. he brings me good blood n milk sometimes ngl

 

[Deleted member 6095]

You are retard ngl. All waves we deal with are electromagnetic and microwaves have less power than LIGHT.

Same with 5G and all that. They are so low power.

You need to start being worried at ultraviolet to x-rays and beyond.

All it does is agitate water molecules in food so it warms the entire thing up. You know the grill in the front of the microwave that makes it kinda hard to see? That thing is so that the waves can't penetrate the door and so there's not a CHANCE your head gets boiled.

Jfl when dumbasses think they are scientists