might hop on universal credit JFL

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dude its literally free money? i just realized i turned 18 recently can i just get free money? What the fuck is the point working shitty jobs like i did at 17? They pay basically the same.

:lul::lul::lul:
 
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You're gonna get NEET bucks? It's annoying to get. You need to submit a bunch of documents. The free healthcare is good, though.
 
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Man becomes conscious hes in the UK
 
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This one nigga appears on my reels from time to time and he receives 2k in UC every month. Claiming benefits could be the method :dafuckfeels:
 
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yeah it’s retarded not to, NEET IS LIFE.

but then again I’d be just like those Jews and blacks soooo idk,

cucked society anyways
 
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No pussy, no work @MoggerGaston
 
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You're gonna get NEET bucks? It's annoying to get. You need to submit a bunch of documents. The free healthcare is good, though.
no im in UK i dont think i have to do all that
 
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yeah it’s retarded not to, NEET IS LIFE.

but then again I’d be just like those Jews and blacks soooo idk,

cucked society anyways
nah I wanna do something with my life but i mean the job i did previously literally pays only 2x more than universal credit does. Why should i break my back , go do some job i dont wanna do when i can get that shit for free.

I can buy my own food and shit too so my mom doesnt have to pay for it as i gymcel enough to become security guard or whatever i wanna do later on.

Or i can save that shit and travel or something with some mates.
 
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This one nigga appears on my reels from time to time and he receives 2k in UC every month. Claiming benefits could be the method :dafuckfeels:
2K? he must have went to the mumbai mental ward or something. How tf do u get 2k? Dude id be happy if its even like 300 a month :lul::lul: just give me that ill spend it on surgery and fillers :lul::lul:
 
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Man becomes conscious hes in the UK
yeah im really fucking retarded. Why didnt i do this earlier :lul:

im super low iq, i dont need to work fuck ass shit jobs with curries
 
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yeah im really fucking retarded. Why didnt i do this earlier :lul:

im super low iq, i dont need to work fuck ass shit jobs with curries
US in 2026 after NEET maxing to get VIP on looksmax.org
 
US in 2026 after NEET maxing to get VIP on looksmax.org
fuck that im not a retard im not getting VIP. im saving, travelling or spending it all on fillers and surgery. Thats it.

Im not gonna waste it on stupid shit.
 
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No pussy, no work @MoggerGaston
Long time no see, how are you doing?

I agree. I live a minimalist lifestyle for which I need little money and thus don't need to work (much).
Is it ideal? No, but it's fine. With no pussy to come home to, no people I need to impress, why work?
 
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Long time no see, how are you doing?

I agree. I live a minimalist lifestyle for which I need little money and thus don't need to work (much).
Is it ideal? No. But with no pussy to come home to, no people I need to impress, why work?
Been good man. I'm getting NEETbucks soon and I'm going to school for massage therapy. How have you been? You're right. Why work when you don't need to spend money on dates, expensive food, etc. I am happy sustaining myself on cheap food and milk.
 
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Can you still claim if attend full time education
 
You will get about 300 per month if you don't live by yourself. You gotta go to the job centre every 2 weeks for an appointment where they hassel you.
It's only worth it for me because they pay my rent and I also get PIP
If I lived with parents I'd get a full time job it's the best time in your life to save money up
 
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Been good man. I'm getting NEETbucks soon and I'm going to school for massage therapy. How have you been? You're right. Why work when you don't need to spend money on dates, expensive food, etc. I am happy sustaining myself on cheap food and milk.
sounds cool man, massage therapy. I really want to get more into these 'earthed' ways of living too.
(idk if this is an expression in english, just copying from dutch)
Hope it works out for you! I think it's an ideal profession for the minimalist lifestyle where you can work just a few hours per week and it's enough to live on.

I am doing fine. Just been noticing I get less enjoyment out of drugs/raves, but this was already in progress for the past 2 years.
I made some gay friends at a rave who wanted to have sex with me, but I am not gay, but other than that they're very chill and I've been going to parties with them.
That group of people is insane tbh, it has like all colours of hair, goth/emo chicks, everything. But it's all tech-expats so they're not trashy in that sense, just degenerate.

Cheap food can be good food. I love eggs, no joke, every country I've been to eggs were always reasonably priced, you can put them in a lot of different dishes and they are ultra-healthy.
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You will get about 300 per month if you don't live by yourself. You gotta go to the job centre every 2 weeks for an appointment where they hassel you.
It's only worth it for me because they pay my rent and I also get PIP
If I lived with parents I'd get a full time job it's the best time in your life to save money up
ok nah if i gotta do that every 2 week im not doing it. Fuck nvm

All my dreams r dead.
 
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You will get about 300 per month if you don't live by yourself. You gotta go to the job centre every 2 weeks for an appointment where they hassel you.
It's only worth it for me because they pay my rent and I also get PIP
If I lived with parents I'd get a full time job it's the best time in your life to save money up
id honestly rather work a job at that point, i can work 3 days of the month and get 300 instead of being hassled at a job centre and have to go to a bunch of appointments and shit. Nahhhh fuck that.

Obviously there has to be a catch with this shit

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id honestly rather work a job at that point, i can work 3 days of the month and get 300 instead of being hassled at a job centre and have to go to a bunch of appointments and shit. Nahhhh fuck that.

Obviously there has to be a catch with this shit

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If you got depression or ADHD or any shit shit like that you can claim PIP which is about 400 per month
You need an official diagnosis obviously and it's about a 6 month long process to claim.
The people who rake it alot of money on universal credit are either people with kids who also larp disabilities or people who work cash in hand jobs on top of it
 
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sounds cool man, massage therapy. I really want to get more into these 'earthed' ways of living too.
(idk if this is an expression in english, just copying from dutch)
Hope it works out for you! I think it's an ideal profession for the minimalist lifestyle where you can work just a few hours per week and it's enough to live on.

I am doing fine. Just been noticing I get less enjoyment out of drugs/raves, but this was already in progress for the past 2 years.
I made some gay friends at a rave who wanted to have sex with me, but I am not gay, but other than that they're very chill and I've been going to parties with them.
That group of people is insane tbh, it has like all colours of hair, goth/emo chicks, everything. But it's all tech-expats so they're not trashy in that sense, just degenerate.

Cheap food can be good food. I love eggs, no joke, every country I've been to eggs were always reasonably priced, you can put them in a lot of different dishes and they are ultra-healthy.
never ending loop GIF
Yeah it's definitely something I would enjoy doing. I like making people feel good. And thanks bro. You can charge like $100 an hour, so it pays pretty well. I work on my time, and that's something I would hate doing with a regular 9-5. I am not going to work in a soul crushing cubicle.

Yeah, getting less enjoyment from raves/drugs happens. It ruins your body too tbh you start neglecting your health & you descend.

Gay friends will definitely be something you should have. They're like women. They can give you recommendations on clothes, what looks best on you, etc. Definitely don't push them away, but don't have sex with them either jfl.

And I love eggs. High in protein & good micronutrients. Milk, eggs, and chicken breast are usually cheap. I like to go to Costco or Aldi. I don't know if you have those there, but Aldi is great for cheap stuff.

Also, check your profile :)
 
If you got depression or ADHD or any shit shit like that you can claim PIP which is about 400 per month
You need an official diagnosis obviously and it's about a 6 month long process to claim.
The people who rake it alot of money on universal credit are either people with kids who also larp disabilities or people who work cash in hand jobs on top of it
fuck i need to claim PIP like immediately bro put a guide how to do that shit atp.

Man its so fucking brutally over for me. I dont have a diagnosis, i never had some like massive crash out like retards do. I just kinda been whooped by ass despite me clearly being ND as fuck and just too kit on the ass and just telling myself i can do better lol
 
fuck i need to claim PIP like immediately bro put a guide how to do that shit atp.

Man its so fucking brutally over for me. I dont have a diagnosis, i never had some like massive crash out like retards do. I just kinda been whooped by ass despite me clearly being ND as fuck and just too kit on the ass and just telling myself i can do better lol
You need doctors notes and prove of it on your medical history and everything otherwise you won't be able to claim it
 

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