MILF ASKED ME TO SLEEP WITH HER

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Everyone knows I work 20 hrs a day daily by now to get 10$ a week.

Now I was at my friends house on 1 hr of sleep after all day working and we had a small gathering of friends and family about 10 people total.
I was basically closing my eyes while sitting in the chair and getting really sleepy.

And then this cute mother of my friend casually asks me if I would like to sleep at their house TWICE. and the second time asking me if I would like to sleep upstairs in her bed next to her. I got extremely uncomfortable and said no lol (deep inside I got a boner and started wanting that). KEEP IN MIND BOTH HER SONS WERE PRESENT THERE AND THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS SO ITS MEGA CRINGE. She didn't say it in a loud voice but she didn't whisper it either.

What do I do tbh? I really don't wanna fuck my friends mother and ruin friendship. But at the same time I'm horny and I do. But I think the best thing to do is not to do it.


Thoughts?
 
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What do I do tbh
Anne Milf GIF by Betboo
funny sex GIF
 
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They said baldcels are incels in denial
 
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Low t if you don't
 
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Everyone knows I work 20 hrs a day daily by now to get 10$ a week.

Now I was at my friends house on 1 hr of sleep after all day working and we had a small gathering of friends and family about 10 people total.
I was basically closing my eyes while sitting in the chair and getting really sleepy.

And then this cute mother of my friend casually asks me if I would like to sleep at their house TWICE. and the second time asking me if I would like to sleep upstairs in her bed next to her. I got extremely uncomfortable and said no lol (deep inside I got a boner and started wanting that). KEEP IN MIND BOTH HER SONS WERE PRESENT THERE AND THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS SO ITS MEGA CRINGE. She didn't say it in a loud voice but she didn't whisper it either.

What do I do tbh? I really don't wanna fuck my friends mother and ruin friendship. But at the same time I'm horny and I do. But I think the best thing to do is not to do it.


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ask your friends if they're okay with you fucking their mother

it's all about understanding each other bro don't blame yourself
 
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ask your friends if they're okay with you fucking their mother

it's all about understanding each other bro don't blame yourself
Ironically that same friend jokingly said that I should pay him 400k if I were to fuck his mom. I caged ngl
 
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Is she hot?
 
Is she hot?
Her face is attractive her body is mid but she is really nice and like I know her since I was a kid so emotionally she is hot (idk what that means but basically if you know a girl for a long time kinda thing)
 
>add her FB
>private message her if she was serious
>profits???
 
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Wasn't this posted yesterday? Did they remove it or something
 
Her face is attractive her body is mid but she is really nice and like I know her since I was a kid so emotionally she is hot (idk what that means but basically if you know a girl for a long time kinda thing)
she has no partner right? if so why do you even feel uncomfortable it's nothing wrong bro you can become a stepfather to your friends trust me MILFs are the best those JBs are demanding af just be yourself bro think positively be thankful to the universe for sending you such an opportunity bro go ahead and fuck her it's not a sin if you have positive attitude you will make it I'm also having a slight boner rn while writing this reply idk why am I so horny bro
 
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Bruh dont u live in lebanon, i would find this story hard to believe even in usa , are u larping son
 
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Bruh dont u live in lebanon, i would find this story hard to believe even in usa , are u larping son
Why would I make this up? Give me one reason
 
>add her FB
>private message her if she was serious
>profits???
Really? That's kinda scary. It's easier to flirt and be low inhib with young attractive JB and 20 year olds because idc what they think of me. She is like an aunty so I'm scared tbh
 
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Do it. You want it, she wants it, it would be a crime for this not to happen
 
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Then you get into her bed and nothing happens:ogre::feelshmm:
 
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Am I missing something? What is wrong with you just sleeping next to her in the bed? Please clarify if you can :ogre:
 
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Is she single?
 
Jfl imagen she reads me a bed time story and kisses me on the forehead goodnight
Tell her to Don't forget some hot milk for you just before you fall asleep
 
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Why would I make this up? Give me one reason
forum status , u ve been worshipping whites , then went against them ,pitymaxxed cause ur baldcel , now suddenly you re a slayer , i know you son.
 
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forum status , u ve been worshipping whites , then went against them ,pitymaxxed cause ur baldcel , now suddenly you re a slayer , i know you son.
I'm not a slayer. I just get occasionally get laid like most guys. Ugly nt guys regularly get laid
 
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I'm not a slayer. I just get occasionally get laid like most guys. Ugly nt guys regularly get laid
but isnt lebanon super duper conservative , since it s in the middle east , like if i go lebanon to have casual sex wouldnt the father or men in general come to behead me lol?
 
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she has money?
 
sleep deprivation hallucinations

sleeping chemicals kicking in

nigga losing his mind
 
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but isnt lebanon super duper conservative , since it s in the middle east , like if i go lebanon to have casual sex wouldnt the father or men in general come to behead me lol?
Depends if you're an outsider or not. Locals have more power because all locals would gang up on outsiders of any problems arise. Usually it depends on her family. Some families are western and liberal. Others are conservative and would behead you. So it depends tbh.

I know a guy who got his penis cut off at the local butcher because he wanted to marry a woman from a different religion. So her father and brothers toed him up and castrated him next to the hanging cows.
 
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Happend in the tales of Mumbai maybe
 
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Depends if you're an outsider or not. Locals have more power because all locals would gang up on outsiders of any problems arise. Usually it depends on her family. Some families are western and liberal. Others are conservative and would behead you. So it depends tbh.

I know a guy who got his penis cut off at the local butcher because he wanted to marry a woman from a different religion. So her father and brothers toed him up and castrated him next to the hanging cows.
what the fuck , this is some cartel type shit , did they go to jail
 
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Obvious larp.
 
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Depends if you're an outsider or not. Locals have more power because all locals would gang up on outsiders of any problems arise. Usually it depends on her family. Some families are western and liberal. Others are conservative and would behead you. So it depends tbh.

I know a guy who got his penis cut off at the local butcher because he wanted to marry a woman from a different religion. So her father and brothers toed him up and castrated him next to the hanging cows.
Is the guy sad?
 
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If this is real be careful OP remember this doesn't happen if you're an incel, only if you are chad buddy boyo
 
If this is real be careful OP remember this doesn't happen if you're an incel, only if you are chad buddy boyo
I'm 4-6/10 according to several rating threads so I'm normies or htn at best
 
what was her tone like? could you tell by the body language and the way she talked? how do you know she was being frl
 
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Inb4 she drugs you with her sons and you wake up with no kidneys
 
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what was her tone like? could you tell by the body language and the way she talked? how do you know she was being frl
She was being flirty. And even if she was joking why would she joke that way? Lol
 
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