Milf on beach keeps eyeing me

[uksucks]

She's covered in tattoos, is sitting alone, ordered like 10 beers and smoked 5 cigarettes in a row

I'm eating chicken wings and she keeps glancing left at me making eye contact

 

[optimisticzoomer]

 

[uksucks]

Ok so I approached her

Turns out she has loads of piercings on her face which kind of disgusts me

I asked her name in Spanish (Bianca), she asked mine, she said you don't speak Portuguese? I said no and it got cringe and I walked off

 

[n0rthface]

Ok so I approached her

Turns out she has loads of piercings on her face which kind of disgusts me

I asked her name in Spanish (Bianca), she asked mine, she said you don't speak Portuguese? I said no and it got cringe and I walked off

Should’ve just asked for her number brah

 

[uksucks]

If she didn't have those piercings, I would've but it killed my erection

Should’ve just asked for her number brah