Milf wants to fuck me on her lunch break, how many honey packets should I take?

[mulattocel]

I would decline her as an Incel.

You’ve hit better ones?

 

[PrettyLights]

Nah fr tho why are you so curious? Do you feel the same way?

My mother used to beat me as a child

 

[PrettyLights]

You’ve hit better ones?

I would decline her as an Incel.

Lets be for real

 

[mulattocel]

Lets be for real

I hope that’s a hypothetical statement

 

[Iraniancel]

Lets be for real

She is double my age i would decline 100%

 

[Iraniancel]

You’ve hit better ones?

At least my hand isn't wrinkly

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

My mother used to beat me as a child

Have you considered fucking a milf.

I never did it and still haven’t tried but the moment I see a good one I’ll most likely approach and see how it goes.

@mulattocel how do I respond if she says “oh I could be your mom” or “I’m too hold for you sweety”

I wouldn’t know how to act.

 

[PrettyLights]

She is double my age i would decline 100%

Op thinks just because you’re incel means you can’t have standards lol

 

[mulattocel]

Have you considered fucking a milf.

I never did it and still haven’t tried but the moment I see a good one I’ll most likely approach and see how it goes.

@mulattocel how do I respond if she says “oh I could be your mom” or “I’m too hold for you sweety”

I wouldn’t know how to act.

Just vehemently reassure it’s not a problem for you. You either close or move on at that point. Real cougars don’t even bring up the age gap.

 

[PrettyLights]

Have you considered fucking a milf.

I never did it and still haven’t tried but the moment I see a good one I’ll most likely approach and see how it goes.

@mulattocel how do I respond if she says “oh I could be your mom” or “I’m too hold for you sweety”

I wouldn’t know how to act.

Wouldn’t you want to make it clear to them that you don’t care about age to offset how taboo it already is for you to in a relationship with her in the first place ? I think that’d be a good start and after that it should be easy sailing and i would hope that your instincts will take the lead instead of a reply next to an avatar on a forum

 

[PrettyLights]

Just vehemently reassure it’s not a problem for you. You either close or move on at that point. Real cougars don’t even bring up the age gap.

I basically typed allat out for no reason. Thanks for paraphrasing

 

[mulattocel]

Op thinks just because you’re incel means you can’t have standards lol

Because you can’t especially if you a sandnigger

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Just vehemently reassure it’s not a problem for you. You either close or move on at that point. Real cougars don’t even bring up the age gap.

Fuck I once tried to make a move on one, it was like 1 year ago and I was literally shivering because I was so horny and she looked so fucking fine.

I told her “how old are you btw” and she said “45” and I said “you look 20 at best” and she jiggled but then she said “I could be your mom you know right?” And it was over after that.

Is there any way to still try to recover from that question?

 

[PrettyLights]

Because you can’t especially if you a sandnigger

Because you can’t especially if you a sandnigger

Fried him

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Op thinks just because you’re incel means you can’t have standards lol

You’re not incel if you have standards.

It opposes the real meaning, involuntary celebate means you can’t fuck no one.

You are a volcel if you decline pussy.

 

[mulattocel]

Fuck I once tried to make a move on one, it was like 1 year ago and I was literally shivering because I was so horny and she looked so fucking fine.

I told her “how old are you btw” and she said “45” and I said “you look 20 at best” and she jiggled but then she said “I could be your mom you know right?” And it was over after that.

Is there any way to still try to recover from that question?

Shake it off, laugh it off. Sometimes it’s not an objection, but merely an observation. If she brings it up again, over

 

[PrettyLights]

You’re not incel if you have standards.

It opposes the real meaning, involuntary celebate means you can’t fuck no one.

You are a volcel if you decline pussy.

If you freeze up talking to moms it might actually be over

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Shake it off, laugh it off. Sometimes it’s not an objection, but merely an observation. If she brings it up again, over

Damn, thanks.

I need to ascend asap I can’t control this urge anymore.

I might even try to go on tinder and put old physique pics and then when we are about to fuck it’ll be to late for them to say “oh you’re not as ripped as in the pics”

You think this could work?

I would also use a fake name to make sure no one recognize me.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

If you freeze up talking to moms it might actually be over

Believe it or not, I used to approach atleast 10 females my age a week and even more at clubs.

Never once stuttered, I’m not a virgin.

But when it comes to moms….sheesh I’m cooked

 

[mulattocel]

Damn, thanks.

I need to ascend asap I can’t control this urge anymore.

I might even try to go on tinder and put old physique pics and then when we are about to fuck it’ll be to late for them to say “oh you’re not as ripped as in the pics”

You think this could work?

I would also use a fake name to make sure no one recognize me.

You can kill two birds with one stone with the old pics while gymceling to get your juice back. Win win

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

You can kill two birds with one stone with the old pics while gymceling to get your juice back. Win win

Yeah already doing it, fuck I’m hopping on tinder today.

So I set my age to 40yo and put in the bio “21yo looking for mature women”?

What would a good bio look like, how’s yours?

How many pics do you use?

 

[mulattocel]

Yeah already doing it, fuck I’m hopping on tinder today.

So I set my age to 40yo and put in the bio “21yo looking for mature women”?

What would a good bio look like, how’s yours?

How many pics do you use?

One line bio is good enough

4-5 pics

 

[PrettyLights]

Believe it or not, I used to approach atleast 10 females my age a week and even more at clubs.

Never once stuttered, I’m not a virgin.

But when it comes to moms….sheesh I’m cooked

You’re an interesting critter dude. I’ve never come across someone who enjoys older womens presence as much as you do

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

Tinder

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This nigga cant be serious

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

One line bio is good enough

4-5 pics

When I get a match should I straight up tell them that I’m looking for sex or let them guess it?

You thought me that you gotta be direct with milfs right?

 

[mulattocel]

This nigga cant be serious

You smash all 8s and 10s? Don’t even larp bc we’ve all seen your face

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

You smash all 8s and 10s? Don’t even larp bc we’ve all seen your face

Yes i literally mog bro idk what ur talking about

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

You’re an interesting critter dude. I’ve never come across someone who enjoys older womens presence as much as you do

I’m a pretty normal guy irl, no one would guess.

But I get super anxious with older women because I’m trying to fuck them fr.

 

[PrettyLights]

This nigga cant be serious

bro LMFAO

 

[mulattocel]

When I get a match should I straight up tell them that I’m looking for sex or let them guess it?

You thought me that you gotta be direct with milfs right?

Direct but not right away. Get to know her a little than drop the hammer on her

 

[mulattocel]

Yes i literally mog bro idk what ur talking about

Nigga you look like a foot with nct

 

[PrettyLights]

But I get super anxious with older women because I’m trying to fuck them fr.

Then make it overtly as obvious as possible that you want to fuck. Older woman shouldn’t be playing at their tender age as they had their entire 20’s to do that shit

High risk high reward innit ? Just don’t get a restraining order and it should be happy hunting for that feeble loose crumbly stale hag cooter you oh so desperately chase

 

[Nick.Harte]

6’5 Chads with 8x9.org

 

[mulattocel]

5’8 Tyronelites with 7x5.org

 

[iblamemycuriuosity]

fuck my life

Alright

 

[PrettyLights]

Nigga you wanna jack off to other "incels" fucking? That's next level cuckery right there

Where the actual fuck did you get that from.
Nice reading comprehension bud

 

[Gamerspyy786]

How’d u meet her

 

[PrettyLights]

Nigga you wanna jack off to other "incels" fucking? That's next level cuckery right there

Also admiring the sheer stupidity at calling someone who has sex an incel. You def one of those sheeps that throws around buzz words without knowing the actual meaning

 

[Iraniancel]

Also admiring the sheer stupidity at calling someone who has sex an incel. You def one of those sheeps that throws around buzz words without knowing the actual meaning

There is a reason i put it in quotation marks.

 

[Iraniancel]

I just want to like study your moves and stroke game. I’m not like those other users who just to want to goon to it and delete it from their gallery all within the same 30 second span of acquiring said videos.

Where the actual fuck did you get that from.
Nice reading comprehension bud

Do i even need to say it?

 

[gymceltard]

I just want to like study your moves and stroke game. I’m not like those other users who just to want to goon to it and delete it from their gallery all within the same 30 second span of acquiring said videos.

Gayest sentence I’ve ever read in my life

 

[PrettyLights]

Do i even need to say it?

Gayest sentence I’ve ever read in my life

You guys are both beta as fuck. Watching other men do adult things is High T

 

[Hernan]

I’m a disciple of Jason Luv, just study his material