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The swedish military wants me to do whats called “mönstring”

Meaning

They want to test me to see if they want me

How do I not get in

What do I do

Someone drop something i swear ill do it
 
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Testing is fine i dont get what your point is
 
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Just don't go, what tf can they do about it if you don't show up
 
Act like you're weak and stupid
Planning to do that + I could act 30x more ethnic than I am. But thats gonna be hard. How do you fake being unable to do a cardio machine and so on…

Man fuck
 
Just don't go, what tf can they do about it if you don't show up
Tbh I did change numbers. I can say I lowk forgot. But its a crime to skip so if they really care that much its over
 
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The swedish military wants me to do whats called “mönstring”

Meaning

They want to test me to see if they want me

How do I not get in

What do I do

Someone drop something i swear ill do it
Individuals would rather rot on Looksmax.org than go and change their life for the better?
 
Individuals would rather rot on Looksmax.org than go and change their life for the better?
Dude im not taking a gap year. Ill lose my current uni offers and apply again. I know people who went at its the shittiest year of their life.

Nigger thinks its all pushups and alpha dominance
 
Dude im not taking a gap year. Ill lose my current uni offers and apply again. I know people who went at its the shittiest year of their life.

Nigger thinks its all pushups and alpha dominance
Actually, I am not brown / black skinned, so I am not a "nigger".

Anyway, I thought that you are not in education or employment.

To answer your original question, you could just fake an illness or injury that prevents you from attending the military. Is this military call a legal requirement for healthy individuals?
 
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Actually, I am not brown / black skinned, so I am not a "nigger".

Anyway, I thought that you are not in education or employment.

To answer your original question, you could just fake an illness or injury that prevents you from attending the military. Is this military call a legal requirement for healthy individuals?
Its a select round for people who will need to go for a year. You cant say your injured without any legal paper saying such, as provided by a nurse or doctor. I dont have that. Its genuinely over if they accept me
 
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Say you identify as homosexual muslim
The state sweden is at… Ill get accepted on the spot and given an immediate bonus
 
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Its a select round for people who will need to go for a year. You cant say your injured without any legal paper saying such, as provided by a nurse or doctor. I dont have that. Its genuinely over if they accept me
Could you print a fake paper that is convincing? The paper would need to have formal writing and a doctor's signature and the hospital name.

Maybe there are other ways around this.
 
same brodie,,,, just do your worst on the test,,, ive also been called in for testing
 
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The swedish military wants me to do whats called “mönstring”

Meaning

They want to test me to see if they want me

How do I not get in

What do I do

Someone drop something i swear ill do it
Just act like you have down syndeme thats what my father did:lul:
 
You cant say your injured without any legal paper
Fake a mental illness or say you're suicidal, I'd recommend going to a psychiatrist asap so you can start building up that record so they know you're not bullshitting.
 
Fake a mental illness or say you're suicidal, I'd recommend going to a psychiatrist asap so you can start building up that record so they know you're not bullshitting.
i genuinely have somatic OCD and I want to see someone about it for meds before I go to uni anyways so I guess this is good
 
i genuinely have somatic OCD and I want to see someone about it for meds before I go to uni anyways so I guess this is good
Definitely give it a shot, I'd suggest starting now getting all that paperwork.
 
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