Military service is so jester

[PharmaPhaggot]

Cant belive i have to try out for that stupid shit, worst salary oat for the worst possible job i can think of for a year. Would WAY rather just spend that year working at mcdonalds, make tripple the salary and not spend a year sleeing next to 4p faggots in the same room, actually have privacy and be able to do fun stuff

Not to mention how would i looksmax or party

 

[hye732]

get in the cannon goy

 

[egyptiansub5]

Cant belive i have to try out for that stupid shit, worst salary oat for the worst possible job i can think of for a year. Would WAY rather just spend that year working at mcdonalds, make tripple the salary and not spend a year sleeing next to 4p faggots in the same room, actually have privacy and be able to do fun stuff

Not to mention how would i looksmax or party

damn u got military service?

 

[ascend_or_death]

Hollywood glorifies the fuck out of it ngl after watching jarhead I was somehow pumped up to join the navy thankfully I grow some brain cells the next day

 

[subtierjester]

My country just made it like mandatory to go to military for like 3 months i think, but only for men so most people are doing like drugs and tried to be as unhealthy as possible to not pass the blood test

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

damn u got military service?

I have to basically go try out for it, im gonna fail all the tests on purpose but its still 8h of no phone no nothing straight bs

 

[Adee]

Hollywood glorifies the fuck out of it ngl after watching jarhead I was somehow pumped up to join the navy thankfully I grow some brain cells the next day

After watching sniper i wanted to join the military the next day

 

[egyptiansub5]

I have to basically go try out for it, im gonna fail all the tests on purpose but its still 8h of no phone no nothing straight bs

brutal if u somehow pass u might have to fake a ED

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

brutal if u somehow pass u might have to fake a ED

Im gonna act like i cant deadlift 10kg, gonna be cagefuel to see their faces especially as im roided and they cant do fcuk all about it

 

[ascend_or_death]

After watching sniper i wanted to join the military the next day

Goated movie u should watch enemy at the gates as well fucking awesome movie

 

[grbbsc]

Hollywood glorifies the fuck out of it ngl after watching jarhead I was somehow pumped up to join the navy thankfully I grow some brain cells the next day

Watch some anti war movies like full metal jacket and all quiet on the western front

 

[kwk3998]

Im gonna act like i cant deadlift 10kg, gonna be cagefuel to see their faces especially as im roided and they cant do fcuk all about it

Start hyperventilating if they make u do cardio

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Cant belive i have to try out for that stupid shit, worst salary oat for the worst possible job i can think of for a year. Would WAY rather just spend that year working at mcdonalds, make tripple the salary and not spend a year sleeing next to 4p faggots in the same room, actually have privacy and be able to do fun stuff

Not to mention how would i looksmax or party

If you join any other military aside from the US military, you’re CUCKED. Just graduate high school and fit the physical requirements. the US military offers to pay for your college, healthcare and you can get housing. You get access to the navy federal, one of the best banks in America where you get zero interest loans. Based on your ASVAB scores, you can get any military job you want so you can pick a lousy administrative role instead of infantry cannon fodder. They have many roles you can apply in real life like healthcare, and blue collar along with building a resume. You get respect from other veterans and people. You get discounts at stores and restaurants when you ask for a military discount. If you don’t wanna do four years; you can do reserves meaning you’ll do 8 years. BUT, you won’t be deployed or staying at base for 4 straight years. You’ll just do basic training and once every few months, you’ll get a paid hotel and spend a weekend working at a base. You can be shipped overseas to Korea, Italy or Japan and slay foreigners.

 

[grbbsc]

I have to basically go try out for it, im gonna fail all the tests on purpose but its still 8h of no phone no nothing straight bs

Take hella drugs the day before the drug test so you absolutely tank it, getting sent to rehab is better than getting sent to war

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

Take hella drugs the day before the drug test so you absolutely tank it, getting sent to rehab is better than getting sent to war

Pretty sure theres no drug test just strength test + iq test + physiology test

 

[grbbsc]

Pretty sure theres no drug test just strength test + iq test + physiology test

What country do you live in? I think if you're in university they usually let you avoid the training altogether

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

military, you’re CUCKED. Just graduate high school and fit the physical requirements. the US military offers to pay for your college, healthcare and you can get housing. You get access to the navy federal, one of the best banks in America where you get zero interest loans. Based on your ASVAB scores, you can get any military job

In sweden you get 15$ a day and no benefits

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

What country do you live in? I think if you're in university they usually let you avoid the training altogether

Nah they dont let you in sweden, you hsvr to try out while in high school and if youve applied to uni you just have to wait

 

[hye732]

wait do you mean military service as in you have to go?

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

wait do you mean military service as in you have to go?

Yeah but you have to do some tests first and im just gonna fail the tests on purpose

 

[grbbsc]

Nah they dont let you in sweden, you hsvr to try out while in high school and if youve applied to uni you just have to wait

Sweden probably isn't that bad, I would still try to avoid service but I wouldn't go to extreme lenghts, if I lived in a third world country that was imminently about to go to war I would probably fucking smash my knees with a baseball bat tbh

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

In sweden you get 15$ a day and no benefits

They have mandatory service? Goddamn man I feel sorry for you. You know what you gotta do? Larp a suicide. Try swallowing a bottle of aspirin, wait a few hours, check into the emergency room and have them help you.

 

[acm]

Pretty sure theres no drug test just strength test + iq test + physiology test

nigga about to larp being a clumsy weak retard

 

[hye732]

Yeah but you have to do some tests first and im just gonna fail the tests on purpose

damn mandatory is crazy

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

They have mandatory service? Goddamn man I feel sorry for you. You know what you gotta do? Larp a suicide. Try swallowing a bottle of aspirin, wait a few hours, check into the emergency room and have them help you.

Kinda, not everyone has to do it, only like 25% but they just tell yiu uf youre mandated to do it or not, and fuxk that

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

nigga about to larp being a clumsy weak retard

 

[grbbsc]

In the US and canada only working class and poor people sign up

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Kinda, not everyone has to do it, only like 25% but they just tell yiu uf youre mandated to do it or not, and fuxk that

Unfortunately, you are that 25%. So uh better start larping a mental illness or fake a suicide and try to get admitted in a psych ward involuntarily.

 

[hye732]

In the US and canada only working class and poor people sign up

in the UK they were struggling so badly to recruit they started advertising on snapchat. i got a snap from the RAF

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

Unfortunately, you are that 25%. So uh better start larping a mental illness or fake a suicide and try to get admitted in a psych ward involuntarily.

Im larping everything, im gonna be the first nigga to show up on tren and still fsil the strength test

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

In the US and canada only working class and poor people sign up

hey don’t disrespect the US military. We can carpet bomb you like Venezuela

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

Im larping everything, im gonna be the first nigga to show up on tren and still fsil the strength test

Good luck to you bhai. Screw the Swedish government for that.

 

[grbbsc]

hey don’t disrespect the US military. We can carpet bomb you like Venezuela

Please do

 

[kisslessvirgin]

so im supposed to salute you motherfukers and ur calling it jester, im pickpocketing the next veteren i see

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

so im supposed to salute you motherfukers and ur calling it jester, im pickpocketing the next veteren i see

Nigga i didnt tell yoj to salute shit, we dont even have veterans in my country as the last war was 200+ years ago so i dont give a fuxk snout veterans

 

[kisslessvirgin]

as 200+ years ago so i do

which country

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

which country

Sweden

 

[kisslessvirgin]

Sweden

didnt they fight in ww2

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

didnt they fight in ww2

No

 

[kisslessvirgin]

No

im pretty sure i saw an edit they definately did

 

[kisslessvirgin]

nvm i just checked with ChatGPT and im wrong

 

[Kainep]

 

[IBLAMEHAIRDAY]

Sweden

Bara svara bullshit i formuläret som dem skickar. Hört att många kommer undan om dem överdriver på hur taggade dem är på lumpen eftersom staten tror att dem är nazister som bara vill döda typ

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

Bara svara bullshit i formuläret som dem skickar. Hört att många kommer undan om dem överdriver på hur taggade dem är på lumpen eftersom staten tror att dem är nazister som bara vill döda typ

Skrev att jag inte ville als

 

[IBLAMEHAIRDAY]

Skrev att jag inte ville als

Valid. Jag skrev att jag var 3/9 motiverad. Skrev du nånting om att du är skadad som påverkar dig negativt? Eller att du tar medecin eller något? Jag skrev exempelvis om hur min två års gamla bröstskada hindrar mig från fysisk aktivitet. Jag skrev också att jag använder isotretonoin och snart dutasterid.

Men om dem ändå kallar in dig måste du göra psykologtest innan för att se om du är mentalt passande för krig, och det kan du ju lätt larpa som psykopat eller mentalt sjuk eller något liknande.

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

Valid. Jag skrev att jag var 3/9 motiverad. Skrev du nånting om att du är skadad som påverkar dig negativt? Eller att du tar medecin eller något? Jag skrev exempelvis om hur min två års gamla bröstskada hindrar mig från fysisk aktivitet. Jag skrev också att jag använder isotretonoin och snart dutasterid.

Men om dem ändå kallar in dig måste du göra psykologtest innan för att se om du är mentalt passande för krig, och det kan du ju lätt larpa som psykopat eller mentalt sjuk eller något liknande.

Nej jag tänkte att de kollar väll i vårdjournaler, har ings skador eller recept for det jag tar så de skulle antagligen calla bullshit gissar jag

Ska larpa som allt

 

[manasana]

military is for retards. imagine spending a year sleeping in a room with 10 faggots and being yelled at by some jester to do push ups. fuck conscription