Minecraft should have different races of villagers

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You know, I think Minecraft should have different races of villagers to promote "diversity". We're stuck with those big nose, greedy, hand rubbing semites and I can understand why the zombies don't like them. By introducing Indian villagers or black villagers things can get more interesting. For example, the Indian villagers can have brown skin, dots on their heads, and have cows roaming around their village. The Indian villagers trying to scam the player would be a nice addition as well. The black villagers can have black skin, big lips, and grow cotton on their farms instead of wheat. I think you should be able to "tame" the black villagers by feeding them melons and make them do your own farm work. These are just two examples of the many races that should be added to make the game more diverse.
 
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All we have now are villagers with different clothes for diff biomes

Gotta cope with that for now
 
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yea fun idea but 90% of players would do the right thing and make the blacks slaves. Something big corporations don’t like :feelsuhh:
 
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white villagers sometimes invade and when they do, they open up gay parades and mcdonalds in the neighboring village, raw milk gives them strength and whenever they encounter jewish villagers they get enslaved. 40% for a neighboring white village to witness this, for a villager hitler and minecraft ww2

arab villagers stone you to death

asians are kinda like the white villagers but they don't spread faggotry but the black death and covid
 
You know, I think Minecraft should have different races of villagers to promote "diversity". We're stuck with those big nose, greedy, hand rubbing semites and I can understand why the zombies don't like them. By introducing Indian villagers or black villagers things can get more interesting. For example, the Indian villagers can have brown skin, dots on their heads, and have cows roaming around their village. The Indian villagers trying to scam the player would be a nice addition as well. The black villagers can have black skin, big lips, and grow cotton on their farms instead of wheat. I think you should be able to "tame" the black villagers by feeding them melons and make them do your own farm work. These are just two examples of the many races that should be added to make the game more diverse.
Trading with white villagers: Normal
Trading with indian villagers: You don't get anything in return after paying (SCAMMED)
Trading with black villagers: 50% chance they remove an item from your inventory, 50% chance they attack you
Trading with jew villagers: Everything is in triple digit emerald count
Trading with asian villagers: Any tool you get is low durability/shitty quality
Trading with muslim villagers: If your character is white they explode :eek:
 
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yeah ashkenazim sephardim and mizrahim
 

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