mini story: insecure coper in the gym just now

[Shekel]

I just went to the gym and as soon as i went to the changing room i saw this 6'1 ish HTN (estimation) with his MTB girlfriend. For reference, facially we are pretty equal, but i heightmog him ( im 6'4,5 194cm) and have way better hairstyle. He immediately mate guarded her and told her "go over here somebody is coming". I thought whatever, what a clown. I also met a portuguese "friend" and started talking to him and we lifted a bit together (more like acquaintance, I dont really have real irl best friends). Then I start doing my exercises and built up to 30 kg dumbbell chest press (ok, but nothing special) and this guy could only do 25 kg or smth. He then got insecure and grabbed 45kg ( ) dumbbells and had his gf spot him. He failed the rep and it looked like he dislocated his shoulder. Then they split up and he went to the chest press machine It was a german guy and girl too lol. I thought only ethnics do this shit.

These guys get so insecure and I wasn't even doing anything, his gf was mid as well. I had my eyes on this cute htb (imo) JB, who also looked at me, but i was too pussy to approach. Over for my NTness. If i had BBC NT i would've had so many opportunities already. But im basically incel with only 2 bodycount and a failed relationship. I can't get women on demand at all.

 

[Deleted member 32968]

Isn’t shekel a currency in the jewsland?

 

[chaddyboi66]

 

[flippasav]

Mog him to death

 

[Shekel]

Isn’t shekel a currency in the jewsland?

yes

 

[chaddyboi66]

To Staff and Mods: This was just a joke btw I'm Jewish so it's not discriminatory/racist/hateful in anyway, because I don't condone racism or hatred against any group of people.

Also...
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[Deleted member 17735]

Why didnt u approach? Worst case scenario is you get charged with sexual assault and banned from the gym
Best case scenario u get with the jb
High risk high reward innit

 

[Shekel]

Why didnt u approach? Worst case scenario is you get charged with sexual assault and banned from the gym
Best case scenario u get with the jb
High risk high reward innit

bro you are asking a good question. Im not sure why im scared of a 160cm 48 kg girl. If i wasn't i wouldn't be here. I only have my looks and height - and im not chad

 

[Manana]

bro you are asking a good question. Im not sure why im scared of a 160cm 48 kg girl. If i wasn't i wouldn't be here. I only have my looks and height - and im not chad

bruv you are 194 stop being an idiot. Thats high appeal on a mtn face.

 

[Max Frauder]

what a shit story

 

[Deleted member 46108]

I just went to the gym and as soon as i went to the changing room i saw this 6'1 ish HTN (estimation) with his MTB girlfriend. For reference, facially we are pretty equal, but i heightmog him ( im 6'4,5 194cm) and have way better hairstyle. He immediately mate guarded her and told her "go over here somebody is coming". I thought whatever, what a clown. I also met a portuguese "friend" and started talking to him and we lifted a bit together (more like acquaintance, I dont really have real irl best friends). Then I start doing my exercises and built up to 30 kg dumbbell chest press (ok, but nothing special) and this guy could only do 25 kg or smth. He then got insecure and grabbed 45kg ( ) dumbbells and had his gf spot him. He failed the rep and it looked like he dislocated his shoulder. Then they split up and he went to the chest press machine It was a german guy and girl too lol. I thought only ethnics do this shit.

These guys get so insecure and I wasn't even doing anything, his gf was mid as well. I had my eyes on this cute htb (imo) JB, who also looked at me, but i was too pussy to approach. Over for my NTness. If i had BBC NT i would've had so many opportunities already. But im basically incel with only 2 bodycount and a failed relationship. I can't get women on demand at all.

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