Minimum Looks + Height requirements in London 2023. Putting an end to copes.

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Following on from @flippasav 's post about Escorts now having height restrictions on customers:



I thought I'd let you copers know the Minimum Eligibility Requirements to interact with women in London. This is an updated 2023 version, which is even more strict than the 2022 requirements (adjusted for inflation).

Minimum height requirement to earn the right to give an Escort in London your hard earned cash = 6'0

Minimum eligibility requirement to exist within 10 metres of a LTB in London:
6'6+, 6.5 PSL+, 8inch dick+, Multimillionaire, 40inch bideltoid

Minimum eligibility requirement to look at a MTB for more than 5 seconds in London:
6'8+, 6.75 PSL+, 8.5inch dick + Multibillionaire, 42 inch bideltoid

Minimum eligibility requirement to breathe in the same direction of a HTB in London:

7'0+, 8 PSL+, 10inch dick, Multitrillionaire, 50 inch bideltoid

Get this into your thick skulls. DO NOT approach women until you meet these requirements.

If you do not meet the above requirements, you risk being arrested and tortured in the newly built "London Concentration Camp for sub-6 males". Don't say I didn't warn you.

Tagging Londoncels and hardcore blackpillers: @mrriceguy @SaintOverBuddyBoyo @RAITEIII @forevergymcelling @House Lannister
 
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But the most brutal pill is that to date stacylite and above you need to be a 5'4 rizzmaxed Dravidian or you will get metoo
 
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TRIED TO APPROACH LTB SHEBOON ESCORT IN LONDON

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE GOT TOLD TO TAKE MY SUB CRISICK ASS AWAY AND ARRESTED FOR 5 YEARS FOR “Interacting with a woman as sub Chad” charge
 
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Your avi looks so fucking great, I wish I had a girl like this:feelsbadman:
 
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But the most brutal pill is that to date stacylite and above you need to be a 5'4 rizzmaxed Dravidian or you will get metoo
thats why im rotting here. Im 6PSLcel (In apex legends season 16)
 
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The only person who is top of all slayers is @Gargantuan: a british 6'6, thundercock, Rugby brute Chad behind a screen
 
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The only person who is top of all slayers is @Gargantuan: a british 6'6, thundercock, Rugby brute Chad behind a screen
Cope, it's 5'4 rizzmaxed NT Dravidian with charisma @FailedNormieManlet
 
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But the most brutal pill is that to date stacylite and above you need to be a 5'4 rizzmaxed Dravidian or you will get metoo

That's the most interesting part. It can be illustrated by the bell curve. To get LTB - HTB, the standards keep rising, but to get a Stacy, the standards are falling. To get a white stacy in London you just need to be 5'4 NT Indian with less than £50 in your bank account and a 3.5 inch curry micropenis.

Bell-Curve-Graph-Sheets.jpg
 
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Meanwhile 5'5 MTN curry @FailedNormieManlet slays there.
 
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That's the most interesting part. It can be illustrated by the bell curve. To get LTB - HTB, the standards keep rising, but to get a Stacy, the standards are falling. To get a white stacy in London you just need to be 5'4 NT Indian with less than £50 in your bank account and a 3.5 curry micropenis.

Bell-Curve-Graph-Sheets.jpg

Javid:
- white woman i am here come here saars i give love and love white woman praise white woman simp for white woman teach yoga to white woman in her tight yoga pants.

*gets a stacy*

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But the most brutal pill is that to date stacylite and above you need to be a 5'4 rizzmaxed Dravidian or you will get metoo
He is 5'4 uno btw

 
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TRIED TO APPROACH LTB SHEBOON ESCORT IN LONDON

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE GOT TOLD TO TAKE MY SUB CRISICK ASS AWAY AND ARRESTED FOR 5 YEARS FOR “Interacting with a woman as sub Chad” charge

Fucking hell that's a close escape, normal jail is 10x better than The London Concentration Camp for Sub6 males. Consider yourself lucky that you only got 5 years for daring to speak to an Escort while not meeting the eligibility requirements.
 
Following on from @flippasav 's post about Escorts now having height restrictions on customers:



I thought I'd let you copers know the Minimum Eligibility Requirements to interact with women in London. This is an updated 2023 version, which is even more strict than the 2022 requirements (adjusted for inflation).



Get this into your thick skulls. DO NOT approach women until you meet these requirements.

If you do not meet the above requirements, you risk being arrested and tortured in the newly built "London Concentration Camp for sub-6 males". Don't say I didn't warn you.

Tagging Londoncels and hardcore blackpillers: @mrriceguy @SaintOverBuddyBoyo @RAITEIII @forevergymcelling @House Lannister
 
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Some greycels will rope after seeing this thread for sure
 
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I got 200 cases from jackpots in 2016. They used to cost 3 cents now some of them are worth 73 jewros. Tee hee.
 
I got 200 cases from jackpots in 2016. They used to cost 3 cents now some of them are worth 73 jewros. Tee hee.
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Just watch videos like this of people walking around london. Never seen more than a HTN on this videos, people from london only have good height.
 
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High iq thread bhai




Just watch videos like this of people walking around london. Never seen more than a HTN on this videos, people from london only have good height.

I would hate to live in London as a subhuman
 
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Just watch videos like this of people walking around london. Never seen more than a HTN on this videos, people from london only have good height.

OP is making a point that users here are delusional about what the average person in large western cities looks like.

Or maybe he genuinely believes what he's saying. I would support him regardless.
 
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Just watch videos like this of people walking around london. Never seen more than a HTN on this videos, people from london only have good height.

"Tee hee I dress up for fashion"
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