Minimum Size to Survive Hazing in my Frat

[CelestialEmpire]

So our hazing is ultra intense (multiple lawsuits, viral news coverage, etc throughout last 20 years).

It involves stuff like getting you to chug a bottle of vodka and then putting on boxing gloves and going up against a 350lb 6'10 lineman monster.

Or taking 250mg combined of edibles then wrestling a 400lb 7'2 rugby slayer.

Here's the minimum stats to survive (some borderline pledges have been killed and our lawyers/daddies/trust funds got it covered up).

Height: 6'6
Weight: 300LB LEAN (260LB+ of Pure Muscle/Bone/Tissue)
Wingspan: 6'10
40Y Dash: 4.25 seconds
Bench: 600LB
Squat: 750LB
Deadlift: 800LB

 

[tict]

So our hazing is ultra intense (multiple lawsuits, viral news coverage, etc throughout last 20 years).

It involves stuff like getting you to chug a bottle of vodka and then putting on boxing gloves and going up against a 350lb 6'10 lineman monster.

Or taking 250mg combined of edibles then wrestling a 400lb 7'2 rugby slayer.

Here's the minimum stats to survive (some borderline pledges have been killed and our lawyers/daddies/trust funds got it covered up).

Height: 6'6
Weight: 300LB LEAN (260LB+ of Pure Muscle/Bone/Tissue)
Wingspan: 6'10
40Y Dash: 4.25 seconds
Bench: 600LB
Squat: 750LB
Deadlift: 800LB

It’s low iq to be in a frat in the first place

Fucking retard signed up to be abused and hang around other dudes

 

[HundredManSlayer]

i love this guys threads, 600 lbs bench

 

[Mogs Me]

Me 120 pounds 3% body fat who sneaked into the hazing ritual just for the 6’7 900 pounds secret isreali agent who’s 9% body fat to catch me and use me as the item that they will sticking inside other niggas ass:



@acm @EthiopianMaxxer

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Oliver O'Connor might be able to survive our hazing if he put on 30lb lean mass

 

[acm]

Me 120 pounds 3% body fat who sneaked into the hazing ritual just for the 6’7 900 pounds secret isreali agent who’s 9% body fat to catch me and use me as the item that they will sticking inside other niggas ass:

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@acm @EthiopianMaxxer

glad to see @CelestialEmpire is back to posting funny larps instead of making it semi legit

 

[Former Shortcel]

glad to see @CelestialEmpire is back to posting funny larps instead of making it semi legit

Larps? This is 100% real ive seen him, hes not as tall as his other 6’7 WASP oxford attending cousins though