Bushman
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Alright story time from college.
There was this girl that lived in my dorm. She blonde, physically fit, and SMVmogged me into oblivion. A couple of times, I caught her glancing at me. She smiled at me a few times upon passing.
My deathnic lizard brain was soon full of delusional thoughts: "Bro, you should talk to her. Bro, that's an IOI bro!"
Before I could do anything rash, my guardian angel grabbed my shoulder and whispered to me: "NIGGA, you are 3.5 PSL manlet with bushman pygmy pheno! SHE DON'T WANT YOU!"
I listened and never spoke to her.
The MOST HIGH then gave me a sign that justified this action
one day, I pass by a group of WASP dudes playing poker in a conference room. The girl's boyfriend ( giga tall, broadshouldered WASP Terminator) was in the middle of the table. This nigga was bragging about how pummeled some tweaker's face in because the dude stole a bite out of his cheeseburger.
Now imagine what this dude would have done to me if i had approached his girlfriend. The WASP Terminator would have turned the contents of my deformed skull into pavement art.
MORAL OF THE STORY: IOIs are cope ! A GIRL GIVING YOU A PENCIL IS NOT AN IOI! A GIRL HOLDING THE DOOOR FOR YOU IS NOT AN IOI! A GIRL SMILING AT YOU IS NOT AN IOI!!!
There was this girl that lived in my dorm. She blonde, physically fit, and SMVmogged me into oblivion. A couple of times, I caught her glancing at me. She smiled at me a few times upon passing.
My deathnic lizard brain was soon full of delusional thoughts: "Bro, you should talk to her. Bro, that's an IOI bro!"
Before I could do anything rash, my guardian angel grabbed my shoulder and whispered to me: "NIGGA, you are 3.5 PSL manlet with bushman pygmy pheno! SHE DON'T WANT YOU!"
I listened and never spoke to her.
The MOST HIGH then gave me a sign that justified this action
one day, I pass by a group of WASP dudes playing poker in a conference room. The girl's boyfriend ( giga tall, broadshouldered WASP Terminator) was in the middle of the table. This nigga was bragging about how pummeled some tweaker's face in because the dude stole a bite out of his cheeseburger.
Now imagine what this dude would have done to me if i had approached his girlfriend. The WASP Terminator would have turned the contents of my deformed skull into pavement art.
MORAL OF THE STORY: IOIs are cope ! A GIRL GIVING YOU A PENCIL IS NOT AN IOI! A GIRL HOLDING THE DOOOR FOR YOU IS NOT AN IOI! A GIRL SMILING AT YOU IS NOT AN IOI!!!
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