missed first two weeks of uni, give me dark triad lies for teachers

[Deleted member 4397]

I've always admired a good scam as when I was NT I used every excuse from being raped by my uncle to concussions to random severe illnesses. Now that my brain is rotted this has to work as I can't intuitively read normies anymore, so its gotta be good, believable and hold under all scrutiny. Also I kinda look like an ogre now so my high trust is gone. ive been in and out of uni for years now and all im gonna end up w a associates degree over for my 0.5 gpa, gonna be bossed around by curries for life

 

[Deleted member 24712]

Say

 

[Deleted member 4397]

Say

u seem high iq i can feel it

 

[try2beme]

Say you Joined Sep 9, 2023

 

[Deleted member 4397]

Say you Joined Sep 9, 2023

implying all greycels werent on sluthate

 

[Sprinkles]

Say you caught an std

 

[Deleted member 4397]

Say you caught an std

this is actually very high iq as they wont press further and wont expect/want a further note

 

[Deleted member 42009]

If you have balls, tell them you are retarded and slow, you are doing cognitive therapy. They will believe. Be sure to drool a bit.

 

[Deleted member 4397]

them you are retarded and slow, you are doing cognitive therapy

so try to light triad appeal? idk man maybe this strat is better long term as short term dark triad excuses start to lose weight after a while as the teacher catches on

 

[Deleted member 42009]

so try to light triad appeal? idk man maybe this strat is better long term as short term dark triad excuses start to lose weight after a while as the teacher catches on

Exactly, and probably you are really are retarded, so no one will doubt.

 

[Deleted member 4397]

just took some opiates boutta walk in their office hours high af and mog them w my pinpoint pupils, will update w blogposting this thread later