Mission to 5.5" BPEL Failed

[thecel]

Years of porn-assisted coomage rendered my penis dysfunctional as fuck.

I can’t get hard hands-free. I need constant physical stimulation on my cock to get it hard and maintain its erection. And by constant physical stimulation, I’m not talking about gentle stroking, I’m talking about lightning-speed non-stop death-grip fapping. I need it in order to stay hard. The moment I take my hand off my cock, it starts to get soft.

If that’s not bad enough, I also need to watch porn during the fapping to get it hard. And the worst part is, I don’t even get maximally hard. I know I still have some more millimeters in me.

The issues make dick measurement a challenge. I have to press the ruler into position and read the measurement as quickly as possible or else I’ll lose firmness. And my measurements don’t satisfy me because I keep on feeling that I didn’t reach maximum erection and maybe another try will get me a few more millimeters of bone-pressed erectile length.

Today I decided to do another dick-measuring session. My mission: to finally reach 5.5" BPEL. I began to watch porn and jerk my dick as fast as I could move my hand. When I felt the dick’s hardness plateaued and thus wasn’t going to get any harder, I positioned the ruler over my dick as fast as possible and read off the measurement. 5 inches. No, 4.875. Shit, 4.75. It was shrinking quickly as soon as I stopped fapping. 5 inches is way smaller than my personal best of 5.375". I refapped and remeasured; 2nd time I got 5.25", but it was only for a brief moment just before it shrank down to 5" and then smaller. Determined to hit the 5.5" milestone once and for all, I tried again and again—cycles of fapping and measuring. Unfortunately, despite pressing the ruler into my skin as hard as fuck, I never even got to 5.375". I failed to match my personal best.

I decided to call it quits and just fap to orgasm. Why did I quit? Because my dick loses peak hardness over time, sadly. If I continue to fap it off when it’s been erect for several minutes, it’ll fail to stay as hard as it’s been. Given enough time, my dick’s stamina will be depleted, so I’ll be able to only get it semi-hard.

Highest measurement: 5.25". Adjusted for the ruler’s margin: 5.34375". My personal best of 5.375" includes the addition of the ruler’s margin. I almost beat my PR.

Should I jelq?

It’s over for me.

Word of advice: Don’t watch porn.

 

[User49]

over

 

[Deleted member 27213]

you need to on a 1 year no fap streak. thats the best dickmaxing you can do

 

[ElySioNs]

Must be tough to be dicklet

 

[thecel]

@Ellipsis

How do you measure BPEL properly?

Do you measure it directly above the penis, or do you measure it directly adjacent to it, so that it presses down near the thigh gap?

looksmax.org

It’s a struggle for me.

 

[thecel]

@TRUE_CEL Do you coom, Bhai?

 

[ihatereddit]

I heard vitamin D maxxing helps

 

[mewcoper]

Years of porn-assisted coomage rendered my penis dysfunctional as fuck.

I can’t get hard hands-free. I need constant physical stimulation on my cock to get it hard and maintain its erection. And by constant physical stimulation, I’m not talking about gentle stroking, I’m talking about lightning-speed non-stop death-grip fapping. I need it in order to stay hard. The moment I take my hand off my cock, it starts to get soft.

If that’s not bad enough, I also need to watch porn during the fapping to get it hard. And the worst part is, I don’t even get maximally hard. I know I still have some more millimeters in me.

The issues make dick measurement a challenge. I have to press the ruler into position and read the measurement as quickly as possible or else I’ll lose firmness. And my measurements don’t satisfy me because I keep on feeling that I didn’t reach maximum erection and maybe another try will get me a few more millimeters of bone-pressed erectile length.

Today I decided to do another dick-measuring session. My mission: to finally reach 5.5" BPEL. I began to watch porn and jerk my dick as fast as I could move my hand. When I felt the dick’s hardness plateaued and thus wasn’t going to get any harder, I positioned the ruler over my dick as fast as possible and read off the measurement. 5 inches. No, 4.875. Shit, 4.75. It was shrinking quickly as soon as I stopped fapping. 5 inches is way smaller than my personal best of 5.375". I refapped and remeasured; 2nd time I got 5.25", but it was only for a brief moment just before it shrank down to 5" and then smaller. Determined to hit the 5.5" milestone once and for all, I tried again and again—cycles of fapping and measuring. Unfortunately, despite pressing the ruler into my skin as hard as fuck, I never even got to 5.375". I failed to match my personal best.

I decided to call it quits and just fap to orgasm. Why did I quit? Because my dick loses peak hardness over time, sadly. If I continue to fap it off when it’s been erect for several minutes, it’ll fail to stay as hard as it’s been. Given enough time, my dick’s stamina will be depleted, so I’ll be able to only get it semi-hard.

Highest measurement: 5.25". Adjusted for the ruler’s margin: 5.34375". My personal best of 5.375" includes the addition of the ruler’s margin. I almost beat my PR.

Should I jelq?

It’s over for me.

Word of advice: Don’t watch porn.

can we even manage erection without touching penis i never heard of that

 

[Deleted member 23017]

Must be tough to be a dicklet.

 

[Michael Myers]

@TRUE_CEL Do you coom, Bhai?

Yes bhai I coomed 3 times before I went to sleep.

 

[Michael Myers]

I still have some more millimeters

We went from “few mms of bones” to “few mms of dick.”

 

[Deleted member 23115]

you have to be larping

 

[ㅤ$ㅤ ㅤ]

5.34375

what kind of moronic measurement is that

 

[Michael Myers]

@TRUE_CEL Do you coom, Bhai?

I can relate to your story btw. Pretty sure I’ve been watching porn and jerking off longer than you have though.

 

[Michael Myers]

what kind of moronic measurement is that

Spoken like a man with 5.34374” erect penis. Get mogged.

 

[thecel]

what kind of moronic measurement is that

It’s 5.25 + 3/32.

cus the margin between the ruler’s end and the 0-inch mark looks between 1/16" and 1/8".

 

[thecel]

you have to be larping

I’m just a porn-addicted coomer.

 

[aBetterMii]

You just have to find better content to get hard for

maybe this can help you achieve hands free

 

[SoundnVision]

I mean yes I was the same but you realise it's 100% fixable?
You're doing the thing that fucked you up in the first place trying to fix yourself jfl at the level of IQ.
You need to not touch your dick or watch any kind of porn for 6/9 months.
I know it's not easy to hear it's the same as telling an alcoholic they can never drink again but it's the only way your dick will ever be normal again.

 

[Jigen]

inject T and stop watching porn.

 

[Daqirius]

I’m just a porn-addicted coomer.

a wise man once said moderation is best in all things

just cut it down to once a day or once every other day and you should be good

 

[SoundnVision]

a wise man once said moderation is best in all things

just cut it down to once a day or once every other day and you should be good

Won't work you need to just quit it all completely.
Its like telling an alcoholic to just have a beer a few times a week and they will be cured

 

[Deleted member 27213]

I mean yes I was the same but you realise it's 100% fixable?
You're doing the thing that fucked you up in the first place trying to fix yourself jfl at the level of IQ.
You need to not touch your dick or watch any kind of porn for 6/9 months.
I know it's not easy to hear it's the same as telling an alcoholic they can never drink again but it's the only way your dick will ever be normal again.

this

 

[Deleted member 4209]

can relate re size
but i wish i could not get hard in morning ffs. is annoying

 

[Deleted member 21048]

You get mogged by niggers flaccids here

 

[thecel]

a wise man once said moderation is best in all things

just cut it down to once a day or once every other day and you should be good

I already do it once a day.

 

[Daqirius]

I already do it once a day.

Nahhh man, either that or your full of estrogen

 

[MorningNorwood]

Why not measure while jerking?

 

[thecel]

Why not measure while jerking?

I need lighting-speed death-grip jerking. I can’t measure accurately when the other hand is jerking the dick all over the place.

 

[MorningNorwood]

I need lighting-speed death-grip jerking. I can’t measure accurately when the other hand is jerking the dick all over the place.

You'd ascend with loti labs or DashPCT Cialis tbh

 

[thecel]

Nahhh man, either that or your full of estrogen

I wish

 

[SoundnVision]

You'd ascend with loti labs or DashPCT Cialis tbh

Cialis does nothing unless your dopamine levels are normal

 

[Shieda_Kayn]

Microdose cialis bro. It basically solved all my dick issues

 

[actual9cmjawslayer]

Are you circumcised?

 

[thecel]

Are you circumcised?

no

 

[thecel]

Cialis does nothing unless your dopamine levels are normal

Link? I didn’t find info about this.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Years of porn-assisted coomage rendered my penis dysfunctional as fuck.

I can’t get hard hands-free. I need constant physical stimulation on my cock to get it hard and maintain its erection. And by constant physical stimulation, I’m not talking about gentle stroking, I’m talking about lightning-speed non-stop death-grip fapping. I need it in order to stay hard. The moment I take my hand off my cock, it starts to get soft.

If that’s not bad enough, I also need to watch porn during the fapping to get it hard. And the worst part is, I don’t even get maximally hard. I know I still have some more millimeters in me.

The issues make dick measurement a challenge. I have to press the ruler into position and read the measurement as quickly as possible or else I’ll lose firmness. And my measurements don’t satisfy me because I keep on feeling that I didn’t reach maximum erection and maybe another try will get me a few more millimeters of bone-pressed erectile length.

Today I decided to do another dick-measuring session. My mission: to finally reach 5.5" BPEL. I began to watch porn and jerk my dick as fast as I could move my hand. When I felt the dick’s hardness plateaued and thus wasn’t going to get any harder, I positioned the ruler over my dick as fast as possible and read off the measurement. 5 inches. No, 4.875. Shit, 4.75. It was shrinking quickly as soon as I stopped fapping. 5 inches is way smaller than my personal best of 5.375". I refapped and remeasured; 2nd time I got 5.25", but it was only for a brief moment just before it shrank down to 5" and then smaller. Determined to hit the 5.5" milestone once and for all, I tried again and again—cycles of fapping and measuring. Unfortunately, despite pressing the ruler into my skin as hard as fuck, I never even got to 5.375". I failed to match my personal best.

I decided to call it quits and just fap to orgasm. Why did I quit? Because my dick loses peak hardness over time, sadly. If I continue to fap it off when it’s been erect for several minutes, it’ll fail to stay as hard as it’s been. Given enough time, my dick’s stamina will be depleted, so I’ll be able to only get it semi-hard.

Highest measurement: 5.25". Adjusted for the ruler’s margin: 5.34375". My personal best of 5.375" includes the addition of the ruler’s margin. I almost beat my PR.

Should I jelq?

It’s over for me.

Word of advice: Don’t watch porn.

average is 7 its over f0r yuo dicklet

 

[SoundnVision]

Link? I didn’t find info about this.

Only works if you're sexually turned on.
I'm sure it will help with your cooming sessions but with a woman? Nope.

 

[thecel]

Only works if you're sexually turned on.
I'm sure it will help with your cooming sessions but with a woman? Nope.

Shouldn’t it be the other way around? How can it help with my cooming sessions and not with a woman? If it only works when I’m turned on, wouldn’t it help with a woman and not when I coom? I felt more turned-on when I was lying beside a clothed woman than when I watched porn.

 

[SoundnVision]

Shouldn’t it be the other way around? How can it help with my cooming sessions and not with a woman? If it only works when I’m turned on, wouldn’t it help with a woman and not when I coom? I felt more turned-on when I was lying beside a clothed woman than when I watched porn.

Well if you're a coomer porn addict/ watcher your brain is wired to enjoy that not real sex.
Anyway you can try it with real sex see if it helps it's abit like putting a plaster on a broken leg though.

 

[Deleted member 27014]

The curse of rice

 

[Deleted member 1901]

Vibrating device to help you get hard? I just tried using a vibrating device meant for massage it feels really good and makes me instant and maximally hard easily. But seriously you need to do no fap. You may be able to partially reset yourself if you can do it.