Moderna is so good vaccine

[Wallenberg]

It's the best, really.

 

[Looks234]

Thoughts? @lutte

 

[lutte]

Thoughts? @lutte

No such thing as a good vaccine

 

[Deleted member 4430]

sputnik V mogs

 

[MikeMew'sBitch]

Yeh i fucked it up by taking pfizer's shit but it was the most popular, almost on par with designer clothes. Next vaccine ill be taking is moderna, gonna mix that shit up a little

 

[Wallenberg]

Yeh i fucked it up by taking pfizer's shit but it was the most popular, almost on par with designer clothes. Next vaccine ill be taking is moderna, gonna mix that shit up a little

Pfizer is very good too, it's the second best after Moderna!

 

[Wallenberg]

Moderna and Pfizer are both in their own class. True masterpieces. I would be happy with either one.

 

[Entschuldigung]

I'd rather take the han moggers sinovac

 

[Wallenberg]

I'd rather take the han moggers sinovac

Moderna is the best vaccine. Pfizer is the 2nd. Others are way worse.

 

[Spierdolony]

 

[Wallenberg]

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Based

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

There are no vaccines for this apocalyptic juvenile black plague.

This is a romance story.

"Deeper, Jim, deeper!" She said as I dug into the Earth sweating like a Mooslum's prophet pig. She had lost her husband's ring earlier that day when we were out harvesting our neighbor's crops. He was out of town on vacation. And we had a thing for free food. So. You know. Free food!

I watched the neighbor pull out from his driveway. It was around 7 am. Sunday morning. I run out of the trailer and shout to him, "Hey, Bubba! Where you going?" But he just looked at me with anger. Didn't reply or anything.

But suddenly, he slams on his breaks and rolls down his window, and yelled, "Mess with my shit and I will kill you, boy!"

"Eh? What was that?" I pretended I was going deaf.

"You heards me, boy! I will fill you up with bucks!"

"You wanna fuck me, is that what you said?" Ugh, that Bubba is some work of art. I love to fuck with him. After I insulted his sexuality, my neighbor, Bubbles, came outside of her trailer. She started laughing immediately and invited herself into that convo.

"Jim! Did Bubba invite you to fuck him without me?"

"No! He wants to fuck me without you - but go ahead and see if you can join that train, ask him!" I shouted back to Bubbles.

Bubba became even more pissed off. "Any of you trailer trash messes with my pro-pe-tee while I'm gone, you gonna wish you hadn't!" He shouted one last time and smoked his tires as he took off. Bubbles walk over to me and chit-chat.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She says.

"Uh-huh. Reap his harvest!" I implied.

"Okay," she says then her eyes pan down to my crotch and back to my eyes. "But in the meantime." She nudges her fingers against my dick and invites herself inside my tin castle.

"And what you think you're doing?" I ask. She scoots the back of his fabric short-shorts down revealing her bare butt along with a black thong strap. "Okay! Fuck the trailer park whore hour it is!"

So we fucked and an hour later, we're in Bubba's backyard with two worn-out laundry hampers picking his vegetables and fruits out of his garden and from his cherry trees. But something happens! Bubble loses her wedding band during this free food venture.

"I lost my ring!"

"Ugh. Not like it represented any loyalty and commitment, just go to Walmart and buy another one."

"Walmart!" She shouts while pulling her whore thongs out of her butt crack. "I'm not your everyday cheap gal."

Ugh. She could've fooled me. I grabbed a shovel that just happened to be there for me and began digging.

"Deeper, Jim, deeper!" She says.

But something wasn't right. I stop and say, "Why the fuck am I digging? Shouldn't we look around first before we dig up his entire yard?"

"Um. I have no idea why I said deeper, Jim, deeper." Confusion swept across both of our faces.

"Well. Let's forget about that ring and talk about this juvenile black plague." I said then turned my attention to an imaginary camera. "Covid-19 apocalyptic virus." I finished with a wink.

"That's it," she replied. "This story's all fucked up. It ends now."

 

[Deleted member 275]

Every dutch person takes Janssen cuz of dutch pride tbh.

JFL if u take a vaccine that is not designed in your own country.

 

[Vermilioncore]

There are no vaccines for this apocalyptic juvenile black plague.

This is a romance story.

"Deeper, Jim, deeper!" She said as I dug into the Earth sweating like a Mooslum's prophet pig. She had lost her husband's ring earlier that day when we were out harvesting our neighbor's crops. He was out of town on vacation. And we had a thing for free food. So. You know. Free food!

I watched the neighbor pull out from his driveway. It was around 7 am. Sunday morning. I run out of the trailer and shout to him, "Hey, Bubba! Where you going?" But he just looked at me with anger. Didn't reply or anything.

But suddenly, he slams on his breaks and rolls down his window, and yelled, "Mess with my shit and I will kill you, boy!"

"Eh? What was that?" I pretended I was going deaf.

"You heards me, boy! I will fill you up with bucks!"

"You wanna fuck me, is that what you said?" Ugh, that Bubba is some work of art. I love to fuck with him. After I insulted his sexuality, my neighbor, Bubbles, came outside of her trailer. She started laughing immediately and invited herself into that convo.

"Jim! Did Bubba invite you to fuck him without me?"

"No! He wants to fuck me without you - but go ahead and see if you can join that train, ask him!" I shouted back to Bubbles.

Bubba became even more pissed off. "Any of you trailer trash messes with my pro-pe-tee while I'm gone, you gonna wish you hadn't!" He shouted one last time and smoked his tires as he took off. Bubbles walk over to me and chit-chat.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She says.

"Uh-huh. Reap his harvest!" I implied.

"Okay," she says then her eyes pan down to my crotch and back to my eyes. "But in the meantime." She nudges her fingers against my dick and invites herself inside my tin castle.

"And what you think you're doing?" I ask. She scoots the back of his fabric short-shorts down revealing her bare butt along with a black thong strap. "Okay! Fuck the trailer park whore hour it is!"

So we fucked and an hour later, we're in Bubba's backyard with two worn-out laundry hampers picking his vegetables and fruits out of his garden and from his cherry trees. But something happens! Bubble loses her wedding band during this free food venture.

"I lost my ring!"

"Ugh. Not like it represented any loyalty and commitment, just go to Walmart and buy another one."

"Walmart!" She shouts while pulling her whore thongs out of her butt crack. "I'm not your everyday cheap gal."

Ugh. She could've fooled me. I grabbed a shovel that just happened to be there for me and began digging.

"Deeper, Jim, deeper!" She says.

But something wasn't right. I stop and say, "Why the fuck am I digging? Shouldn't we look around first before we dig up his entire yard?"

"Um. I have no idea why I said deeper, Jim, deeper." Confusion swept across both of our faces.

"Well. Let's forget about that ring and talk about this juvenile black plague." I said then turned my attention to an imaginary camera. "Covid-19 apocalyptic virus." I finished with a wink.

"That's it," she replied. "This story's all fucked up. It ends now."

Fucking gold. I read every word

 

[Vermilioncore]

"I lost my ring!"

"Ugh. Not like it represented any loyalty and commitment, just go to Walmart and buy another one."

"Walmart!" She shouts while pulling her whore thongs out of her butt crack. "I'm not your everyday cheap gal."

Ugh. She could've fooled me.

 

[coolguy1]

JFL if u take a vaccine

 

[Idontknowlol]

Over for vaccinecels

 

[Wallenberg]

Every dutch person takes Janssen cuz of dutch pride tbh.

JFL if u take a vaccine that is not designed in your own country.

Janssen isn't good. Please get Moderna or Pfizer to protect yourself!

 

[Deleted member 5818]

plz kys

 

[ChristianChad]

There are no vaccines for this apocalyptic juvenile black plague.

This is a romance story.

"Deeper, Jim, deeper!" She said as I dug into the Earth sweating like a Mooslum's prophet pig. She had lost her husband's ring earlier that day when we were out harvesting our neighbor's crops. He was out of town on vacation. And we had a thing for free food. So. You know. Free food!

I watched the neighbor pull out from his driveway. It was around 7 am. Sunday morning. I run out of the trailer and shout to him, "Hey, Bubba! Where you going?" But he just looked at me with anger. Didn't reply or anything.

But suddenly, he slams on his breaks and rolls down his window, and yelled, "Mess with my shit and I will kill you, boy!"

"Eh? What was that?" I pretended I was going deaf.

"You heards me, boy! I will fill you up with bucks!"

"You wanna fuck me, is that what you said?" Ugh, that Bubba is some work of art. I love to fuck with him. After I insulted his sexuality, my neighbor, Bubbles, came outside of her trailer. She started laughing immediately and invited herself into that convo.

"Jim! Did Bubba invite you to fuck him without me?"

"No! He wants to fuck me without you - but go ahead and see if you can join that train, ask him!" I shouted back to Bubbles.

Bubba became even more pissed off. "Any of you trailer trash messes with my pro-pe-tee while I'm gone, you gonna wish you hadn't!" He shouted one last time and smoked his tires as he took off. Bubbles walk over to me and chit-chat.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She says.

"Uh-huh. Reap his harvest!" I implied.

"Okay," she says then her eyes pan down to my crotch and back to my eyes. "But in the meantime." She nudges her fingers against my dick and invites herself inside my tin castle.

"And what you think you're doing?" I ask. She scoots the back of his fabric short-shorts down revealing her bare butt along with a black thong strap. "Okay! Fuck the trailer park whore hour it is!"

So we fucked and an hour later, we're in Bubba's backyard with two worn-out laundry hampers picking his vegetables and fruits out of his garden and from his cherry trees. But something happens! Bubble loses her wedding band during this free food venture.

"I lost my ring!"

"Ugh. Not like it represented any loyalty and commitment, just go to Walmart and buy another one."

"Walmart!" She shouts while pulling her whore thongs out of her butt crack. "I'm not your everyday cheap gal."

Ugh. She could've fooled me. I grabbed a shovel that just happened to be there for me and began digging.

"Deeper, Jim, deeper!" She says.

But something wasn't right. I stop and say, "Why the fuck am I digging? Shouldn't we look around first before we dig up his entire yard?"

"Um. I have no idea why I said deeper, Jim, deeper." Confusion swept across both of our faces.

"Well. Let's forget about that ring and talk about this juvenile black plague." I said then turned my attention to an imaginary camera. "Covid-19 apocalyptic virus." I finished with a wink.

"That's it," she replied. "This story's all fucked up. It ends now."

Fucking gold

 

[lutte]

No such thing as a good vaccine

@Pythagoras funny how?

 

[Pythagoras]

@Pythagoras funny how?

I would fail med school with this advice.

 

[lutte]

I would fail med school with this advice.

probably, but it's true

 

[Pythagoras]

probably, but it's true

You mog all the doctors and pharma heads i already know

 

[sytyl]

No such thing as a good vaccine

this
anal sun bathing = your immune system becomes godly

 

[lutte]

You mog all the doctors and pharma heads i already know

IV aluminium isn't safe, simple as
Not saying vaccination never did anything good ever but vaccines today are a money-making industry that doesn't have much to do with health, a vaccine can never promote health, they are by necessity inflammatory which is the ground of much disease

 

[Pythagoras]

IV aluminium isn't safe, simple as
Not saying vaccination never did anything good ever but vaccines today are a money-making industry that doesn't have much to do with health, a vaccine can never promote health, they are by necessity inflammatory which is the ground of much disease

 

[lutte]

this
anal sun bathing = your immune system becomes godly
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legit, I tried this

 

[lutte]

k

 

[sytyl]

legit, I tried this

how'd it go?

 

[lutte]

how'd it go?

It feels good for a while but you can feel your butt has had enough sun pretty fast

 

[metagross]

All vaccines are kind of bad compared to natural immunity, but moderna is definitely miles better than the other vaccines.
Moderna is better than Pfizer and remains effective after months, while Pfizer loses it's efficacy after some months: https://www.latimes.com/science/sto...vaccines-at-preventing-covid-hospitalizations

Also, among all vaccines, the VAERS numbers for side effects currently look as follows:
701,559 Adverse Events
60,741 Hospitalizations
80,393 Urgent Care
6,637 Heart Attacks
5,765 Myocarditis
1,862 Miscarriages
19,210 Disabled
14,925 Deaths

So there is some risk with the vaccines.
But if I HAD to get one, I would probably go with moderna. Seems to be the most stable and effective.

 

[lutte]

@sytyl @Pythagoras

 

[sytyl]

@sytyl @Pythagoras
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high inhib to do it in your room instead of outside

 

[Pythagoras]

@sytyl @Pythagoras
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Cute plants in your room bro.

 

[lutte]

high inhib to do it in your room instead of outside

I could but no wifi outside so I cant shitpost at the same time

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Fucking gold. I read every word

Ugh. Spur of the moment tale. I was waiting to do something earlier and so I figured what better time than to take a brain-shit on this forum.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Ugh. Spur of the moment tale. I was waiting to do something earlier and so I figured what better time than to take a brain-shit on this forum.

Tell another one real quick just a short one

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Tell another one real quick just a short one

Writer's block. Ugh. It comes and goes. Like when I sleep, writer's block. A real strange phenomenon.

 

[.👽.]

There are no vaccines for this apocalyptic juvenile black plague.

This is a romance story.

"Deeper, Jim, deeper!" She said as I dug into the Earth sweating like a Mooslum's prophet pig. She had lost her husband's ring earlier that day when we were out harvesting our neighbor's crops. He was out of town on vacation. And we had a thing for free food. So. You know. Free food!

I watched the neighbor pull out from his driveway. It was around 7 am. Sunday morning. I run out of the trailer and shout to him, "Hey, Bubba! Where you going?" But he just looked at me with anger. Didn't reply or anything.

But suddenly, he slams on his breaks and rolls down his window, and yelled, "Mess with my shit and I will kill you, boy!"

"Eh? What was that?" I pretended I was going deaf.

"You heards me, boy! I will fill you up with bucks!"

"You wanna fuck me, is that what you said?" Ugh, that Bubba is some work of art. I love to fuck with him. After I insulted his sexuality, my neighbor, Bubbles, came outside of her trailer. She started laughing immediately and invited herself into that convo.

"Jim! Did Bubba invite you to fuck him without me?"

"No! He wants to fuck me without you - but go ahead and see if you can join that train, ask him!" I shouted back to Bubbles.

Bubba became even more pissed off. "Any of you trailer trash messes with my pro-pe-tee while I'm gone, you gonna wish you hadn't!" He shouted one last time and smoked his tires as he took off. Bubbles walk over to me and chit-chat.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" She says.

"Uh-huh. Reap his harvest!" I implied.

"Okay," she says then her eyes pan down to my crotch and back to my eyes. "But in the meantime." She nudges her fingers against my dick and invites herself inside my tin castle.

"And what you think you're doing?" I ask. She scoots the back of his fabric short-shorts down revealing her bare butt along with a black thong strap. "Okay! Fuck the trailer park whore hour it is!"

So we fucked and an hour later, we're in Bubba's backyard with two worn-out laundry hampers picking his vegetables and fruits out of his garden and from his cherry trees. But something happens! Bubble loses her wedding band during this free food venture.

"I lost my ring!"

"Ugh. Not like it represented any loyalty and commitment, just go to Walmart and buy another one."

"Walmart!" She shouts while pulling her whore thongs out of her butt crack. "I'm not your everyday cheap gal."

Ugh. She could've fooled me. I grabbed a shovel that just happened to be there for me and began digging.

"Deeper, Jim, deeper!" She says.

But something wasn't right. I stop and say, "Why the fuck am I digging? Shouldn't we look around first before we dig up his entire yard?"

"Um. I have no idea why I said deeper, Jim, deeper." Confusion swept across both of our faces.

"Well. Let's forget about that ring and talk about this juvenile black plague." I said then turned my attention to an imaginary camera. "Covid-19 apocalyptic virus." I finished with a wink.

"That's it," she replied. "This story's all fucked up. It ends now."

dude what the hell is wrong with you hahah

 

[Carolus]

dude what the hell is wrong with you hahah

Average amateur theatre script writer, I'd star in it ngl

 

[stamaster21]

i got moderma one, my arm was sore an din pain for 10 days i felt weak and dizzy.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

dude what the hell is wrong with you hahah

Ugh. Let's just say for argument's sake, I'm like shit to flies. Although these particular flies are not insects. Spiritual parasites. The shit is a prison-like environment.

 

[Wallenberg]

Moderna is better than Pfizer and remains effective after months, while Pfizer loses it's efficacy after some months: https://www.latimes.com/science/sto...vaccines-at-preventing-covid-hospitalizations

Yeah, Pfizer is good too, but Pfizer loses efficacy significantly after 4 months, while Moderna stays effective. Pfizer and Moderna are similar vaccines but Moderna has a bigger dose.