MOG BATTLE: Sam vs Larry [TWO OBSCURE MALE MODELS]

[Xangsane]

Which of these two gigachadly male models mog?


Ahem.


Which one of Mother Nature's sons mog?
(I have an acquaintance who loves meteorology and in some group chat he's in, he and his friends are rating hurricanes just like how we rate people using the PSL system. They're even going all scientific by rating these whirly bois BASED ON SOME WEIRD STRUCTURAL SHIT AND OTHER SCIENCEY STUFF JFL.)
So far he told me that Sam and Larry were the real moggers so far. But who mogs?
Give the PSL rating of them both. Sam is a Category 4, Larry is a Category 3, based on what he told me.

Sam

Larry

 

[Xangsane]

@John124
How does Larry mog? So far they're saying Sam mogs Larry and the other hurricanes to death. Even Ida.

 

[Xangsane]

Over for larrycels

 

[Xangsane]

^ Chart to help, bros

 

[Xangsane]

Sam and Larry​

Sam and Larry (voiced by Hank Azaria and Harry Shearer), also known as "Barfly #1" and "Barfly #2", are two regular patrons of Moe's Tavern. Their first appearance is in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire". Virtually nothing is known about them, except that Sam always wears a cap and glasses and Larry has an orange jacket and a balding head and either looks extremely drunk or very depressed. Sam has spoken only a few times throughout the series; on the season three episode "Lisa the Greek", Sam asks Homer what he bet on outcome of the Super Bowl, and in "Radioactive Man" he simultaneously says "That makes sense" to Moe, along with others at the bar, when Moe tells the barflies that the child actor who played Alfalfa that Moe killed was an orphan who was owned by the studio. In "Worst Episode Ever" Sam is shot in the back by Moe, for trying to pay in Sacagawea dollars. Larry also rarely speaks, except simultaneously with Sam, Barney Gumble and Homer Simpson in "Radioactive Man" and in fantasy sequences (in "Marge Be Not Proud", Larry utters a garbled, "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" after Bart receives a soiled wig during Bart's image of spending Christmas in juvenile hall and in "Simpson Tide", Larry grumbles, "This stupid machine took my money!" when Apu was thinking of his loved one—in this case, his Kwik-E-Mart cigarette machine that steals money and does not dispense cigarettes).

 

[Xangsane]

 

[Xangsane]

mogged

 

[Xangsane]

Huge mog

 

[Xangsane]

alright, so they said that sam mogs because "he had an amazing inner core, amazing cloud tops and beautiful spiral bands" whereas larry was "just a fat donut"

 

[Deleted member 15363]

Which of these two gigachadly male models mog?


Ahem.


Which one of Mother Nature's sons mog?
(I have an acquaintance who loves meteorology and in some group chat he's in, he and his friends are rating hurricanes just like how we rate people using the PSL system. They're even going all scientific by rating these whirly bois BASED ON SOME WEIRD STRUCTURAL SHIT AND OTHER SCIENCEY STUFF JFL.)
So far he told me that Sam and Larry were the real moggers so far. But who mogs?
Give the PSL rating of them both. Sam is a Category 4, Larry is a Category 3, based on what he told me.

Sam
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Larry
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is larry on this forum, if he is he has to gtfo

 

[Xangsane]

is larry on this forum, if he is he has to gtfo

@larry

doesn't seem to be, nope. why would he have to gtfo?

 

[Deleted member 15363]

@larry

doesn't seem to be, nope. why would he have to gtfo?

he mogs sallduon, gandy. danny devito to hell and back

 

[Deleted member 2733]

Sam mogs, follows nature's golden ratio

 

[Xangsane]

he mogs sallduon, gandy. danny devito to hell and back

 

[Xangsane]

Sam mogs, follows nature's golden ratio

I agree Sam mogs. Has a strong, sprawled-out look.
PSL of Sam?

 

[Deleted member 2733]

I agree Sam mogs. Has a strong, sprawled-out look.
PSL of Sam?

5 many 5.25

 

[Deleted member 2733]

5 many 5.25

Maby*

 

[Xangsane]

5 many 5.25

What's Larry's PSL?

 

[Xangsane]

Maby*

Sam looks like 6.5 PSL to me

 

[Deleted member 15363]

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danny is such an incel

 

[Xangsane]

danny is such an incel

Proves that David is unmoggable.
Over if you aren't Gandy.

Reflects the looks of DeVito and Gandy well, tbh.

 

[Deleted member 15363]

Proves that David is unmoggable.
Over if you aren't Gandy.

Reflects the looks of DeVito and Gandy well, tbh.

facts, knowinh there is people like danny devito makes me lose hope that i will ever get hot latina stacy

 

[Xangsane]

facts, knowinh there is people like danny devito makes me lose hope that i will ever get hot latina stacy

just moneymaxx and statusmaxx bro!

 

[Xangsane]

facts, knowinh there is people like danny devito makes me lose hope that i will ever get hot latina stacy

what psl do you rate larry and sam?

 

[Deleted member 15363]

what psl do you rate larry and sam?

larry is 8 psl
sam is 2 psl

 

[Xangsane]

larry is 8 psl
sam is 2 psl

Why is Larry 8 psl and Sam only 2 psl?

People were cumming to Sam's pics in that group chat

 

[Deleted member 15363]

Why is Larry 8 psl and Sam only 2 psl?

People were cumming to Sam's pics in that group chat

i dunno tbh
i have no idea what the fuck i am talking about

 

[Xangsane]

i dunno tbh
i have no idea what the fuck i am talking about

Which of these two gigachadly male models mog?


Ahem.


Which one of Mother Nature's sons mog?
(I have an acquaintance who loves meteorology and in some group chat he's in, he and his friends are rating hurricanes just like how we rate people using the PSL system. They're even going all scientific by rating these whirly bois BASED ON SOME WEIRD STRUCTURAL SHIT AND OTHER SCIENCEY STUFF JFL.)
So far he told me that Sam and Larry were the real moggers so far. But who mogs?
Give the PSL rating of them both. Sam is a Category 4, Larry is a Category 3, based on what he told me.

Sam
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Larry
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Well people on this autistic group chat were rating hurricanes and how mu h they mog and they said Larry and Sam were the biggest moggers this year so I'm asking who mogs

 

[Xangsane]

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^ Chart to help, bros

And this is a chart to rate

 

[Deleted member 2733]

What's Larry's PSL?

3.75

 

[Xangsane]

3.75

Who mogs here?

Beta mogs imo

 

[Xangsane]

3.75

Larry will rope upon witnessing the gigachad that is beta

 

[Adriana Lima]

lol at greycel humour

 

[Xangsane]

Nana mogs

 

[Xangsane]

lol at greycel humour

Who mogs?

 

[Xangsane]

lol at greycel humour

Also I'm no greycel

 

[Xangsane]

Boooomp

 

[Xangsane]

Over for Larrycels

 

[Xangsane]

Over for Larrycels


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That autistic guy sent me this tweet this afternoon. Means something among the lines of "Sam will mog Larry".
My brain is confused right now.

 

[Xangsane]

Wheat Waffles mogs
Over for bloated Larrycels, Wheat rated him a 3

 

[Xangsane]

Who mogs here?
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Beta mogs imo

Edouard mogs
Looks like a cumstain

 

[TsarTsar444]

Sam

 

[Xangsane]

Sam

Why does Sam mog Larry?

 

[Liferuiner]

Fuckwit

 

[Liferuiner]

Fuckwit

why is someone angry as if I did something wrong