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As everyone knows, Mr. Pinter is True Adam, closest human to perfection. But how close can someone completely different compare to him?
Vs,
Hair
Egg has healthy hair but it's let down, light color, doesn't frame his face well, and is unkempt. Mr. Pinter's hair is the opposite, dark, put up, and slightly frizzy. Pinter wins this one.
Eye Area
Egg has a very weak eye area, his upper eyelid exposure is literally horrible. But his light brown big eyes give him a lot of appeal. Pinter has a perfect eye area, zero hooding, no upper eyelid exposure, and good coloring. Pinter clears.
Nose
Both have similar noses, but egg's is slightly more upturned, I'll give this one to egg.
Lips
Both have full, well colored lips, but egg's are slightly too narrow in proportion with his nose, while Pinter's lips are at near perfect proportion.
Chin-Philtrum
Egg has a slightly more balanced chin-philtrum ration, while Pinter's favors his chin slightly more. Egg wins this one.
Eye Spacing
Egg's eyes are too far apart, Pinter's are evenly spaced.
Jaw
Egg's mandible has no fucking ramus he literally was cooked from the beginning
Pinter has a tall ramus, even spacing, and good forward growth
Upper-Skull
Pinter has a superior brow ridge, maxillary growth, and zygos prominence. Pinter fucking clears by a mile.
In the end, putting egg next to Pinter is a bloodbath, egg got mogged into next year. If I was him I wouldn't show my face until I got every surgery I could.
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Hair
Egg has healthy hair but it's let down, light color, doesn't frame his face well, and is unkempt. Mr. Pinter's hair is the opposite, dark, put up, and slightly frizzy. Pinter wins this one.
Eye Area
Egg has a very weak eye area, his upper eyelid exposure is literally horrible. But his light brown big eyes give him a lot of appeal. Pinter has a perfect eye area, zero hooding, no upper eyelid exposure, and good coloring. Pinter clears.
Nose
Both have similar noses, but egg's is slightly more upturned, I'll give this one to egg.
Lips
Both have full, well colored lips, but egg's are slightly too narrow in proportion with his nose, while Pinter's lips are at near perfect proportion.
Chin-Philtrum
Egg has a slightly more balanced chin-philtrum ration, while Pinter's favors his chin slightly more. Egg wins this one.
Eye Spacing
Egg's eyes are too far apart, Pinter's are evenly spaced.
Jaw
Egg's mandible has no fucking ramus he literally was cooked from the beginning
Upper-Skull
Pinter has a superior brow ridge, maxillary growth, and zygos prominence. Pinter fucking clears by a mile.
In the end, putting egg next to Pinter is a bloodbath, egg got mogged into next year. If I was him I wouldn't show my face until I got every surgery I could.
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