MOGGED BY CLAV YESTERDAY AT LA PLANET FITNESS

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this happened to me yesterday:
>be me
>live in LA, beverly hills, 5'3" indian, cl facially
>goto gym
>see clav on the lat pulldowns
>puff up chest
>squeeze my cheeks HARD
>try to nonchalantly walk up to clav
>"he-y c-clav *BRRAAAAPPP*"
>"oops sorryyyy ;-) *BRAAAPAAAPPPA*
>"oh hey, great ass dude. the peptide gases really got you farting like that huh my nigga" replies clav
>"oh you know how it is, silly me with the mk farts. you would NOT believe what color my poop was this morning"
>"BRIGHT FUCKING RED. i had it the same this morning. ay gimme a 360 real quick tho nigga" says clav and reaches for my crotch
>"C-clav-sama what are you do-*BRAAAAP*-ing *BRAAAAAAAAP* *BRRRRRRAAAPPP*" i say shyly while my 3x10 BIC stands up
>"shit my nigger im the type of nigga that's gonna scratch you off the list"
>"*BRAAAP* Clav-chan I don't understand"
>"its key glock, you wouldn't get it"
afterwards i left the gym feeling a bit puzzled about @Clavicular 's intentions. but honestly i dont think it was gay or anything he was just being a real ass nigga. literally just guys being dudes like dont worry about it type shit you know
 
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5'3 indian and chadlite is interesting
 
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I would dnr this if not for the braps
Youre on thin ice
 
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CL? Proof or die as a curry bitch
 
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5'3 indian and chadlite is interesting
CL? Proof or die as a curry bitch
1761389382616

proof for the hating faggots. attractive people are a race of their own
 
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this happened to me yesterday:
>be me
>live in LA, beverly hills, 5'3" indian, cl facially
>goto gym
>see clav on the lat pulldowns
>puff up chest
>squeeze my cheeks HARD
>try to nonchalantly walk up to clav
>"he-y c-clav *BRRAAAAPPP*"
>"oops sorryyyy ;-) *BRAAAPAAAPPPA*
>"oh hey, great ass dude. the peptide gases really got you farting like that huh my nigga" replies clav
>"oh you know how it is, silly me with the mk farts. you would NOT believe what color my poop was this morning"
>"BRIGHT FUCKING RED. i had it the same this morning. ay gimme a 360 real quick tho nigga" says clav and reaches for my crotch
>"C-clav-sama what are you do-*BRAAAAP*-ing *BRAAAAAAAAP* *BRRRRRRAAAPPP*" i say shyly while my 3x10 BIC stands up
>"shit my nigger im the type of nigga that's gonna scratch you off the list"
>"*BRAAAP* Clav-chan I don't understand"
>"its key glock, you wouldn't get it"
afterwards i left the gym feeling a bit puzzled about @Clavicular 's intentions. but honestly i dont think it was gay or anything he was just being a real ass nigga. literally just guys being dudes like dont worry about it type shit you know
Tales formmumbaiwithatwist
 
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Least believable part of the story was the 5'3 facially chadlite indian:lul:
 
this happened to me yesterday:
>be me
>live in LA, beverly hills, 5'3" indian, cl facially
>goto gym
>see clav on the lat pulldowns
>puff up chest
>squeeze my cheeks HARD
>try to nonchalantly walk up to clav
>"he-y c-clav *BRRAAAAPPP*"
>"oops sorryyyy ;-) *BRAAAPAAAPPPA*
>"oh hey, great ass dude. the peptide gases really got you farting like that huh my nigga" replies clav
>"oh you know how it is, silly me with the mk farts. you would NOT believe what color my poop was this morning"
>"BRIGHT FUCKING RED. i had it the same this morning. ay gimme a 360 real quick tho nigga" says clav and reaches for my crotch
>"C-clav-sama what are you do-*BRAAAAP*-ing *BRAAAAAAAAP* *BRRRRRRAAAPPP*" i say shyly while my 3x10 BIC stands up
>"shit my nigger im the type of nigga that's gonna scratch you off the list"
>"*BRAAAP* Clav-chan I don't understand"
>"its key glock, you wouldn't get it"
afterwards i left the gym feeling a bit puzzled about @Clavicular 's intentions. but honestly i dont think it was gay or anything he was just being a real ass nigga. literally just guys being dudes like dont worry about it type shit you know
DNR
 
DNRD btw so idk whether its fake or not (its fake anyways)
 
Only @Dr. Mog can make me laugh harder than this did
 
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