mvpisafaggot420
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this happened to me yesterday:
>be me
>live in LA, beverly hills, 5'3" indian, cl facially
>goto gym
>see clav on the lat pulldowns
>puff up chest
>squeeze my cheeks HARD
>try to nonchalantly walk up to clav
>"he-y c-clav *BRRAAAAPPP*"
>"oops sorryyyy ;-) *BRAAAPAAAPPPA*
>"oh hey, great ass dude. the peptide gases really got you farting like that huh my nigga" replies clav
>"oh you know how it is, silly me with the mk farts. you would NOT believe what color my poop was this morning"
>"BRIGHT FUCKING RED. i had it the same this morning. ay gimme a 360 real quick tho nigga" says clav and reaches for my crotch
>"C-clav-sama what are you do-*BRAAAAP*-ing *BRAAAAAAAAP* *BRRRRRRAAAPPP*" i say shyly while my 3x10 BIC stands up
>"shit my nigger im the type of nigga that's gonna scratch you off the list"
>"*BRAAAP* Clav-chan I don't understand"
>"its key glock, you wouldn't get it"
afterwards i left the gym feeling a bit puzzled about @Clavicular 's intentions. but honestly i dont think it was gay or anything he was just being a real ass nigga. literally just guys being dudes like dont worry about it type shit you know
>be me
>live in LA, beverly hills, 5'3" indian, cl facially
>goto gym
>see clav on the lat pulldowns
>puff up chest
>squeeze my cheeks HARD
>try to nonchalantly walk up to clav
>"he-y c-clav *BRRAAAAPPP*"
>"oops sorryyyy ;-) *BRAAAPAAAPPPA*
>"oh hey, great ass dude. the peptide gases really got you farting like that huh my nigga" replies clav
>"oh you know how it is, silly me with the mk farts. you would NOT believe what color my poop was this morning"
>"BRIGHT FUCKING RED. i had it the same this morning. ay gimme a 360 real quick tho nigga" says clav and reaches for my crotch
>"C-clav-sama what are you do-*BRAAAAP*-ing *BRAAAAAAAAP* *BRRRRRRAAAPPP*" i say shyly while my 3x10 BIC stands up
>"shit my nigger im the type of nigga that's gonna scratch you off the list"
>"*BRAAAP* Clav-chan I don't understand"
>"its key glock, you wouldn't get it"
afterwards i left the gym feeling a bit puzzled about @Clavicular 's intentions. but honestly i dont think it was gay or anything he was just being a real ass nigga. literally just guys being dudes like dont worry about it type shit you know
