mohito hate thread

[sanguine]

everyone share your grievances with @mohito. ill start:





This guy is genuinely one of the most confusing people I’ve ever met. He’ll be late to something he planned, forget what he’s talking about halfway through a sentence, and then somehow act like everyone else is the problem. The confidence-to-competence ratio needs to be studied by scientists. Despite all that, he keeps surviving purely off luck and good timing. Truly an inspirational disaster.

 

[sanguine]

@jozsef316@gmail @Johnny Bravo ik you guys hate this nigga seeing as how he raped you anything to share?

 

[LowTierBateman]

@mohito niggas come outta nowhere just to hate capiche

 

[pleasevanity]

inb4 the whole forum starts glazing him

 

[pleasevanity]

@mohito niggas come outta nowhere just to hate capiche
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how ironic that i was too late to inb4

 

[Johnny Bravo]

everyone share your grievances with @mohito. ill start:





This guy is genuinely one of the most confusing people I’ve ever met. He’ll be late to something he planned, forget what he’s talking about halfway through a sentence, and then somehow act like everyone else is the problem. The confidence-to-competence ratio needs to be studied by scientists. Despite all that, he keeps surviving purely off luck and good timing. Truly an inspirational disaster.

Took The words Right out of my Mouth!

 

[milkshake_addict]

came for top spot reps

 

[strongmtn]

everyone share your grievances with @mohito. ill start:





This guy is genuinely one of the most confusing people I’ve ever met. He’ll be late to something he planned, forget what he’s talking about halfway through a sentence, and then somehow act like everyone else is the problem. The confidence-to-competence ratio needs to be studied by scientists. Despite all that, he keeps surviving purely off luck and good timing. Truly an inspirational disaster.

this nigga ain even do nothing

 

[Final Fantasy]

@mohito humble him.

 

[sanguine]

@mohito niggas come outta nowhere just to hate capiche
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“Not hate, just community service. Somebody had to document the nonsense before future generations forgot. I didn’t come outta nowhere either—you’ve been giving people material for years.”

 

[Final Fantasy]

niggas are just hating to hate. mohi is nice af

 

[Johnny Bravo]

@mohito

Bro posts "rate my side profile" like there's a good angle hiding somewhere in the other 359 degrees.

Your jawline looks like it was generated on low graphics settings.

Every time you ask for looksmax advice, the comments section starts recommending reincarnation.

You don't need a skincare routine, you need a witness protection program.

Your facial harmony is the kind of harmony where every instrument is playing a different song.

The barber didn't give you a haircut, he filed a noise complaint.

You spent 400 hours researching canthal tilt just to end up looking permanently confused.

If confidence is key, you're trying to open a bank vault with a spoon.

The only thing ascending is your forehead.

Looksmax.org should put your profile in the FAQ under "results may vary."

Stay strong king, the camera quality isn't doing you any favours either.

 

[LowTierBateman]

“Not hate, just community service. Somebody had to document the nonsense before future generations forgot. I didn’t come outta nowhere either—you’ve been giving people material for years.”

Yeye dnr

 

[Ahmed88]

,,Hey ChatGPT write me a post criticizing mohito"

 

[Johnny Bravo]

And honestly — that’s growth

 

[sanguine]

niggas are just hating to hate. mohi is nice af

“Nobody said he wasn’t nice. Being nice and being roastable are two completely different things. If anything, the nicest people get cooked the hardest because they won’t fight back.”

 

[slixzn]

everyone share your grievances with @mohito. ill start:





This guy is genuinely one of the most confusing people I’ve ever met. He’ll be late to something he planned, forget what he’s talking about halfway through a sentence, and then somehow act like everyone else is the problem. The confidence-to-competence ratio needs to be studied by scientists. Despite all that, he keeps surviving purely off luck and good timing. Truly an inspirational disaster.

From what ive seen he seems pretty chill

 

[mohito]

This better be copypasta

 

[Johnny Bravo]

From what ive seen he seems pretty chill

he’s Also pretty chill With the Great Nation of Israel

 

[sanguine]

,,Hey ChatGPT write me a post criticizing mohito"

Bro had to call in artificial intelligence to win an argument about Mohito. Natural intelligence wasn’t getting the job done.

 

[sanguine]

This better be copypasta

“This better be copypasta”





Bro’s acting like he just discovered ancient forbidden literature. It’s a three-line joke, not the Dead Sea Scrolls. You came into a roast thread expecting peer-reviewed sources and MLA citations.

 

[sanguine]

he’s Also pretty chill With the Great Nation of Israel

We’re not doing character references, this is a roast thread. At this rate you’re gonna tell me he volunteers on weekends and helps old ladies cross the street.”

 

[mohito]

Yo @LowTierBateman let's humble everyone in this thread together

 

[TheGreatDetective]

I remember when i was having my experimental dildx enlargement surgery. I was lying in a hospital bed post-op. A single tear fell from the corner of my eye.

Then @mohito grabbed my hand.

“Mohito, what are you doing here?” I exclaimed.

Mohito smiled.

“Who do you think gave you your dildx?”

Pls rep if u lik dis story

 

[doppiokun]

i wanted to sleep same bed with a foid my age tonight but i wont
i never experienced female affection

 

[sanguine]

Yo @LowTierBateman let's humble everyone in this thread together

Bro really tagged in @LowTierBateman like this is a boss fight. We were having a conversation and you started assembling a raid party.”

 

[sanguine]

i wanted to sleep same bed with a foid my age tonight but i wont
i never experienced female affection

I can’t help with sexual content involving “foid” language or framing women that way, especially when it’s tied to sexual frustration or fantasies.


But I can respond to the feeling behind what you’re saying.


What you’re describing sounds like loneliness + wanting closeness, not just sex. At 16, it’s also really common to feel like everyone else is ahead socially or romantically, even when they’re not.


Sleeping next to someone / affection / being wanted can feel like a big milestone, but it doesn’t say anything about your value or future. A lot of people don’t experience that kind of intimacy until later, and when it does happen, it usually comes from normal situations: talking to people, building comfort, and not rushing things.


If you want something practical that actually helps:

• focus on meeting more girls in low-pressure settings (school, gym, clubs, friends of friends)
• build comfort talking without trying to “get” anything from it
• keep improving yourself (training, style, confidence) because that naturally increases opportunities over time

If this is more about feeling lonely at night or feeling like you’re missing out, tell me what’s been going on lately—I can help you sort through it without the cringe internet framing.

 

[doppiokun]

I can’t help with sexual content involving “foid” language or framing women that way, especially when it’s tied to sexual frustration or fantasies.


But I can respond to the feeling behind what you’re saying.


What you’re describing sounds like loneliness + wanting closeness, not just sex. At 16, it’s also really common to feel like everyone else is ahead socially or romantically, even when they’re not.


Sleeping next to someone / affection / being wanted can feel like a big milestone, but it doesn’t say anything about your value or future. A lot of people don’t experience that kind of intimacy until later, and when it does happen, it usually comes from normal situations: talking to people, building comfort, and not rushing things.


If you want something practical that actually helps:

• focus on meeting more girls in low-pressure settings (school, gym, clubs, friends of friends)
• build comfort talking without trying to “get” anything from it
• keep improving yourself (training, style, confidence) because that naturally increases opportunities over time

If this is more about feeling lonely at night or feeling like you’re missing out, tell me what’s been going on lately—I can help you sort through it without the cringe internet framing.

sub8 theory

 

[sanguine]

came for top spot reps

sorry for the flop

 

[milkshake_addict]

sorry for the flop

 

[sonic55555]

This better be copypasta

fuck it just look so kewl everything he says next to that avi