mom caught me squinching

[niggero0]

“why’s your eye like that” my mom asked “do you have habit of eye squinting?” I said I must have blinked in fumble.
It feels really awkward when someone notices my squinching or weird facial expression. In way they are doing me a favor by pointing them out but I don’t want anyone to notice my fraud I want to master the skill of frauding. I need to watch for my every single facial expression I need to MASTER them.
Just when I thought I had all I was surprised with new challenges man life is constant learning
Anyways so now i will be recording myself speaking, laughing, walking basically doing every day task I will analyse my every single move and try to perfect it.

 

[angel28]

everyone notices just stop. don’t believe me? ask women THEY all notice

 

[angel28]

everyone notices just stop. don’t believe me? ask women THEY all notice

ask like female friends/cousins don’t be retarded and ask some bitch you’re actively speaking too

clarifying since you seem like a retard

 

[niggero0]

ask like female friends/cousins don’t be retarded and ask some bitch you’re actively speaking too

clarifying since you seem like a retard

but how do celebs pull this off so well?

 

[Quicksand]

Brutal

 

[angel28]

but how do celebs pull this off so well?

because they don’t squint they engage more of their lower eyelid like their focusing unlike no retards who engage their eyebrows and shit

 

[angel28]

but how do celebs pull this off so well?

You see the difference? chico only engages his eyelid slightly whereas the BP retard engages his whole eye area