Mom caught me

[@Tyov]

My mother notcied 2 bruises on my zygos on each side perfectly alighned and she acused me of injecting shit into my face. What should I do to get her off my ass I get shes worried but dont wanna explain wolfs law and shit.

 

[Jonnyboi]

dont tell her.

punching yourself in the face is way more hilarious and embarrassing than injecting into it

 

[@Tyov]

dont tell her.

punching yourself in the face is way more hilarious and embarrassing than injecting into it

She found condoms and weed in my room and didint care but I still dont wanna explain ts to her cuz even I think its a little retarted but its the poormax bonemass method so

 

[EdgyFashionist]

She found condoms and weed in my room and didint care but I still dont wanna explain ts to her cuz even I think its a little retarted but its the poormax bonemass method so

say that some crazy ass hoe slapped you (if she found out condoms then she know you get sex anyway)