mom fed me "healthy low kcal" goyslop again

[hax]

i just ate pizza... my mom's version of it ofc, because "normal pizza is unhealthy!!"

literally just bit into a thin slice of cardboard with tiny little pre-cut bits of bacon over it, no cheese pull, no nothing...

it's not even funny anymore, i'm just getting completely starved and looksmined to death by "muh healthy" goyslop reworks.

 

[ccwb]

i just ate pizza... my mom's version of it ofc, because "normal pizza is unhealthy!!"

literally just bit into a thin slice of cardboard with tiny little pre-cut bits of bacon over it, no cheese pull, no nothing...

it's not even funny anymore, i'm just getting completely starved and looksmined to death by "muh healthy" goyslop reworks.

I’m eating papa John’s rn jfl

 

[hax]

I’m eating papa John’s rn jfl

log off and enjoy the pizza, wtf?

 

[ccwb]

log off and enjoy the pizza, wtf?

Attention span

 

[ibonesmashmyramus]

i just ate pizza... my mom's version of it ofc, because "normal pizza is unhealthy!!"

literally just bit into a thin slice of cardboard with tiny little pre-cut bits of bacon over it, no cheese pull, no nothing...

it's not even funny anymore, i'm just getting completely starved and looksmined to death by "muh healthy" goyslop reworks.

Just don’t eat it

 

[zygosmasher]

child abuse

 

[hax]

Just don’t eat it

better off eating poop than eating nothing

 

[ibonesmashmyramus]

better off eating poop than eating nothing

Or cook urself

 

[hax]

Or cook urself

i don't need this bullshit advice, people act like it's my first time

 

[ibonesmashmyramus]

i don't need this bullshit advice, people act like it's my first time

Mb king

 

[hax]

child abuse

not enough to be officially reportable, also i do not have the confidence do ruin our family like so

 

[halabi]

bro man up and stop eating anything ur mom feeds you

 

[hax]

bro man up and stop eating anything ur mom feeds you

"man up and starve while young"

 

[zygosmasher]

not enough to be officially reportable, also i do not have the confidence do ruin our family like so

educate her or tell her youre not gonna eat it

 

[autistic.goblin]

Rape and kill her and then go to the woods to eat raw primal or some shitfart like that, yeah

 

[halabi]

"man up and starve while young"

how old are you

 

[halabi]

Rape and kill her and then go to the woods to eat raw primal or some shitfart like that, yeah

lmao

 

[sub5tripleT]

genuienly go hunting and make your own meat

 

[ltntruecel]

this niggas life is genuine hell bru

 

[hax]

how old are you

just turned 17

 

[halabi]

just turned 17

17 and you cant man up against your mom bro

 

[hax]

17 and you cant man up against your mom bro

man up for what? she controls my life and could cut off my joy in a matter of seconds. if i'm not polite i have nowhere to go.

 

[halabi]

man up for what? she controls my life and could cut off my joy in a matter of seconds. if i'm not polite i have nowhere to go.

lol what you're 17 she cant kick you out

 

[notagreycell]

i just ate pizza... my mom's version of it ofc, because "normal pizza is unhealthy!!"

literally just bit into a thin slice of cardboard with tiny little pre-cut bits of bacon over it, no cheese pull, no nothing...

it's not even funny anymore, i'm just getting completely starved and looksmined to death by "muh healthy" goyslop reworks.

Jfl at people who think low cal=healthy

 

[futureschizo]

atleast you got bacon this time.. look at the bright side ig

still a shitty situation i feel sorry for you