mom found im bonessmashing

[erickdoox]

I’m actually seething right now. I’ve been hitting the gonial angle for about three weeks trying to get that lateral growth, and I thought I was being low-key about it. I was using a microfiber cloth to dampen the impact, but I guess I went too hard on a session a couple of days ago because the bruising was insane.

I was at dinner tonight trying to keep my hoodie up, but the lighting in the kitchen is brutal. My mom stopped mid-sentence and literally forced my head to the side. She saw the yellow/purple marks right on the jawline.

The Dialogue:

• Mom: "Erick, what the hell is on your face? Are people jumping you at school?"
• Me: "I just hit the machine at the gym, it's fine."
• Mom: "Both sides? Symmetrically? Turn around."

She’s not stupid. She remembered me watching videos on "forward growth" a few weeks back. She marched into my room while I was trying to block the door, but she pushed past me and went straight for the shoebox under my bed.

She found the ball-peen hammer.

I tried to explain Wolff’s Law and how I’m just trying to fix my recessed sub-human tier jaw, but she wasn’t hearing any of it. She started yelling about "bone infections" and "permanent nerve damage." She literally called me "mentally ill" for trying to improve my aesthetics.

The Damage:

• Hammer: CONFISCATED (She put it in her car trunk).
• Internet: She’s threatening to cut the fiber if she catches me "looksmaxxing" again.
• Medical: She booked a dentist appointment for me tomorrow because she thinks I cracked my molars with the vibrations.

 

[Eggshells]

DNR Nigger

 

[makhachev]

this shit not relatable nigga

 

[Eury Celll]

"Looksmaxxing"
More like looksminimizing jfl. All that for nerve damage and assymetries op got sub saharan iq

 

[kiannnn]

I’m actually seething right now. I’ve been hitting the gonial angle for about three weeks trying to get that lateral growth, and I thought I was being low-key about it. I was using a microfiber cloth to dampen the impact, but I guess I went too hard on a session a couple of days ago because the bruising was insane.

I was at dinner tonight trying to keep my hoodie up, but the lighting in the kitchen is brutal. My mom stopped mid-sentence and literally forced my head to the side. She saw the yellow/purple marks right on the jawline.

The Dialogue:

• Mom: "Erick, what the hell is on your face? Are people jumping you at school?"
• Me: "I just hit the machine at the gym, it's fine."
• Mom: "Both sides? Symmetrically? Turn around."

She’s not stupid. She remembered me watching videos on "forward growth" a few weeks back. She marched into my room while I was trying to block the door, but she pushed past me and went straight for the shoebox under my bed.

She found the ball-peen hammer.

I tried to explain Wolff’s Law and how I’m just trying to fix my recessed sub-human tier jaw, but she wasn’t hearing any of it. She started yelling about "bone infections" and "permanent nerve damage." She literally called me "mentally ill" for trying to improve my aesthetics.

The Damage:

• Hammer: CONFISCATED (She put it in her car trunk).
• Internet: She’s threatening to cut the fiber if she catches me "looksmaxxing" again.
• Medical: She booked a dentist appointment for me tomorrow because she thinks I cracked my molars with the vibrations.

niggas name is eric (just wanted a reason to hate)

 

[erickdoox]

DNR Nigger

Why would you call me that dood im just a insecure sensitive sub 5 trying to improve my looks! I bet your full face is a failo

 

[Trevor Wonter]

I’m actually seething right now. I’ve been hitting the gonial angle for about three weeks trying to get that lateral growth, and I thought I was being low-key about it. I was using a microfiber cloth to dampen the impact, but I guess I went too hard on a session a couple of days ago because the bruising was insane.

I was at dinner tonight trying to keep my hoodie up, but the lighting in the kitchen is brutal. My mom stopped mid-sentence and literally forced my head to the side. She saw the yellow/purple marks right on the jawline.

The Dialogue:

• Mom: "Erick, what the hell is on your face? Are people jumping you at school?"
• Me: "I just hit the machine at the gym, it's fine."
• Mom: "Both sides? Symmetrically? Turn around."

She’s not stupid. She remembered me watching videos on "forward growth" a few weeks back. She marched into my room while I was trying to block the door, but she pushed past me and went straight for the shoebox under my bed.

She found the ball-peen hammer.

I tried to explain Wolff’s Law and how I’m just trying to fix my recessed sub-human tier jaw, but she wasn’t hearing any of it. She started yelling about "bone infections" and "permanent nerve damage." She literally called me "mentally ill" for trying to improve my aesthetics.

The Damage:

• Hammer: CONFISCATED (She put it in her car trunk).
• Internet: She’s threatening to cut the fiber if she catches me "looksmaxxing" again.
• Medical: She booked a dentist appointment for me tomorrow because she thinks I cracked my molars with the vibrations.

"mom found im coping"

 

[quan1]

w mum

 

[Brooke Shields]

bonesmash your mom too maybe it will smack some sense into her

 

[bigseedy]

least obvious clavicular fan

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

I’m actually seething right now. I’ve been hitting the gonial angle for about three weeks trying to get that lateral growth, and I thought I was being low-key about it. I was using a microfiber cloth to dampen the impact, but I guess I went too hard on a session a couple of days ago because the bruising was insane.

I was at dinner tonight trying to keep my hoodie up, but the lighting in the kitchen is brutal. My mom stopped mid-sentence and literally forced my head to the side. She saw the yellow/purple marks right on the jawline.

The Dialogue:

• Mom: "Erick, what the hell is on your face? Are people jumping you at school?"
• Me: "I just hit the machine at the gym, it's fine."
• Mom: "Both sides? Symmetrically? Turn around."

She’s not stupid. She remembered me watching videos on "forward growth" a few weeks back. She marched into my room while I was trying to block the door, but she pushed past me and went straight for the shoebox under my bed.

She found the ball-peen hammer.

I tried to explain Wolff’s Law and how I’m just trying to fix my recessed sub-human tier jaw, but she wasn’t hearing any of it. She started yelling about "bone infections" and "permanent nerve damage." She literally called me "mentally ill" for trying to improve my aesthetics.

The Damage:

• Hammer: CONFISCATED (She put it in her car trunk).
• Internet: She’s threatening to cut the fiber if she catches me "looksmaxxing" again.
• Medical: She booked a dentist appointment for me tomorrow because she thinks I cracked my molars with the vibrations.

Your mom was right tho

 

[erickdoox]

"mom found im coping"

Absolute low-IQ take. Imagine being such a surgerycel that you think the human body doesn’t respond to mechanical stress.

Ever heard of Wolff’s Law, or did you skip biology to go "just shower"? If Muay Thai fighters can turn their shins into literal baseball bats by creating micro-fractures, why wouldn't the same principle apply to the gonial angle?

You’re probably just a pussycel who’s afraid of a little PIP and a ball-peen hammer. I’ve been hitting the jaw for weeks and the dismorphism is already kicking in. My masseters are tighter and the bone feels denser. It’s not "just swelling," it’s remodeling.

Keep waiting for your $5k fillers to migrate and turn you into a bloatcel again. I’ll keep ascending for free in my bedroom. I was a sub-human fatty for 6 years—I have too much SO4 shame to leave my facial structure up to "luck" or "genetics."

Enjoy being jaw-mogged by a "cope" that actually works. DNR if you don't understand the science of osteoblast activation.

Whitepill for the real ones: The hammer stays. The growth is coming. WE GETTING TO CHADLITE SOON!

 

[Trevor Wonter]

Absolute low-IQ take. Imagine being such a surgerycel that you think the human body doesn’t respond to mechanical stress.

Ever heard of Wolff’s Law, or did you skip biology to go "just shower"? If Muay Thai fighters can turn their shins into literal baseball bats by creating micro-fractures, why wouldn't the same principle apply to the gonial angle?

You’re probably just a pussycel who’s afraid of a little PIP and a ball-peen hammer. I’ve been hitting the jaw for weeks and the dismorphism is already kicking in. My masseters are tighter and the bone feels denser. It’s not "just swelling," it’s remodeling.

Keep waiting for your $5k fillers to migrate and turn you into a bloatcel again. I’ll keep ascending for free in my bedroom. I was a sub-human fatty for 6 years—I have too much SO4 shame to leave my facial structure up to "luck" or "genetics."

Enjoy being jaw-mogged by a "cope" that actually works. DNR if you don't understand the science of osteoblast activation.

Whitepill for the real ones: The hammer stays. The growth is coming. WE GETTING TO CHADLITE SOON!

dumb nigger

 

[erickdoox]

dumb nigger

stfu 'trevor' goofy ass name

 

[Trevor Wonter]

stfu 'trevor' goofy ass name

coppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[HundredManSlayer]

i used to do that shit a while ago and my mom kept prying at me cause of the bruises

 

[CortisolSpike67]

this nigga bro

 

[xwl666]

Bonesmashing is cope,no?