mom is so insistent that i don't fuck girls at uni

[bddcoper]

never had these conversations w her ever in my life and now once i ascend and get lean she starts yapping about how i shouldn't sleep around and that i can "date" girls but not be fucking them or even bringing them to my room . little does she know i'll come back for summer as a HTN slayer and will be slaying everything in sight once i hop on test as this is only the beginning. anyone else got parents like this?

 

[cytoplasm]

It's cause you've got a small cock isn't it

 

[iblameropemaxxing]

never had these conversations w her ever in my life and now once i ascend and get lean she starts yapping about how i shouldn't sleep around and that i can "date" girls but not be fucking them or even bringing them to my room . little does she know i'll come back for summer as a HTN slayer and will be slaying everything in sight once i hop on test as this is only the beginning. anyone else got parents like this?

Holy Cockblock

 

[bddcoper]

It's cause you've got a small cock isn't it

sad reality of being a grower