Mom is stopping me from buying an iPhone with MY OWN money.

[fjor2096]

Jfl at this fucking retarded pan face gook, "but we already bought you a super expensive and good phone " ($300 android btw ). She thinks I'm just trying to waste money on worthless shit even though I've already tried explaining to her that it's part of my NTmaxxing stack and how I'll stay a statusminned loser w/o it. Dumb bitch had no problem dropping $2k on a macbook for my noodlwhore sister in college but I can't even use MY OWN MONEY to buy a second hand $400 iphone 11.

Clown ass fucking world, ALL NOODLES SHOULD BE PUT IN CAMPS!!!

 

[Deleted member 11758]

niggas will see a bigger improvement buying an iphone then surgery no cap the iphonepill is brutal

 

[fjor2096]

niggas will see a bigger improvement buying an iphone then surgery no cap the iphonepill is brutal

Literally had girls look at me in disgust when I pulled out my android phone

 

[BearBoy]

I will buy you the phone give me your address

 

[Deleted member 11758]

Literally had girls look at me in disgust when I pulled out my android phone

literally a iphone 6 with a cracked screen has more halo than the newest samsung phone, it gives bad boy drug dealer vibes

 

[Deleted member 13158]

Imagine talking about your own mother like that

 

[Deleted member 19551]

OP I hope a platoon of blood mouth hooligan Maghrebi dark triad eyebrow scar having bad boys turn up to your house and take turns gang raping your tight little white bread south dakota "MOM GAWWWD SHUT UP IM PLAYING XBOX" ass until you get perma anal incontinence and shit yourself daily

 

[bogii]

bruh who gives a shit about apple, Android mogs price wise

 

[Harold O'brien]

high iq mom

 

[fjor2096]

Imagine talking about your own mother like that

Imagine having a son and doing everything in your power to keep him from ascending and still thinking you deserve respect

 

[Deleted member 19551]

Imagine having a son and doing everything in your power to keep him from ascending and still thinking you deserve respect

Keep thinking it's your phone that's cockblocking you and not your hideous melted recessed mug

 

[fjor2096]

Keep thinking it's your phone that's cockblocking you and not your hideous melted recessed mug

t.

 

[Gurthee_Dong]

Is iPhone supremacy legitimate? I have a 300 dollar android (ZTE blade X1 5G, JFL like anybody even knows wtf that is) and am currently slaying zero, i repeat, zero pussy.

 

[Sociobiology]

Jfl at this fucking retarded pan face gook, "but we already bought you a super expensive and good phone " ($300 android btw ). She thinks I'm just trying to waste money on worthless shit even though I've already tried explaining to her that it's part of my NTmaxxing stack and how I'll stay a statusminned loser w/o it. Dumb bitch had no problem dropping $2k on a macbook for my noodlwhore sister in college but I can't even use MY OWN MONEY to buy a second hand $400 iphone 11.

Clown ass fucking world, ALL NOODLES SHOULD BE PUT IN CAMPS!!!

Why did you tell us this? Are you doing okay emotionally?

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Jfl at this fucking retarded pan face gook, "but we already bought you a super expensive and good phone " ($300 android btw ). She thinks I'm just trying to waste money on worthless shit even though I've already tried explaining to her that it's part of my NTmaxxing stack and how I'll stay a statusminned loser w/o it. Dumb bitch had no problem dropping $2k on a macbook for my noodlwhore sister in college but I can't even use MY OWN MONEY to buy a second hand $400 iphone 11.

Clown ass fucking world, ALL NOODLES SHOULD BE PUT IN CAMPS!!!

‏ وَقَضَىٰ رَبُّكَ أَلَّا تَعْبُدُوٓا۟ إِلَّآ إِيَّاهُ وَبِٱلْوَلِدَيْنِ إِحْسَنًا ۚ إِمَّا يَبْلُغَنَّ عِندَكَ ٱلْكِبَرَ أَحَدُهُمَآ أَوْ كِلَاهُمَا فَلَا تَقُل لَّهُمَآ أُفٍّۢ وَلَا تَنْهَرْهُمَا وَقُل لَّهُمَا قَوْلًۭا كَرِيمًۭا

And has decreed your Lord, that (do) not worship except Him Alone and to the parents (be) good. Whether reach with you the old age one of them, or both of them, then (do) not say to both of them a word of disrespect and (do) not repel them, but speak to them a word noble.

– Surah Al Isra; Verse 23

 

[fjor2096]

Is iPhone supremacy legitimate? I have a 300 dollar android (ZTE blade X1 5G, JFL like anybody even knows wtf that is) and am currently slaying zero, i repeat, zero pussy.

If your problem is non-NTness then this would be the first step.

 

[fjor2096]

Why did you tell us this? Are you doing okay emotionally?

You have an anime profile bro, don't even start

 

[Sociobiology]

You have an anime profile bro, don't even start

Not anymore

 

[fjor2096]

Not anymore

I see you have been inducted into the cult of LondonVillie. Welcome brother.

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Imagine having a son and doing everything in your power to keep him from ascending and still thinking you deserve respect

Cope, CHAD has a Samsung S4 and still slay effortlessly

 

[Deleted member 8365]

t.

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Lol

Curries are better looking than Chinks lol

 

[fjor2096]

Cope, CHAD has a Samsung S4 and still slay effortlessly

Chad is chad. I am not.

 

[fjor2096]

Lol

Curries are better looking than Chinks lol

Cope, I'm a snow gook not a chink. Also chinks mog.

 

[Deleted member 9670]

bruh who gives a shit about apple, Android mogs price wise

U live in a third world country where nobody can afford an iphone

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Why cant you just go to the shop and buy it yourself

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Cope, I'm a snow gook not a chink. Also chinks mog.

Complete cope, gooks only mog abos

Your race cant even get colored eyes

 

[bogii]

U live in a third world country where nobody can afford an iphone

yea Germany is third world

 

[Deleted member 9670]

yea Germany is third world

Oh you said you were ethnic I thought you lived in a sand village sorry

 

[bogii]

Oh you said you were ethnic I thought you lived in a sand village sorry

no worries bro, we germans are money savers most of the time

 

[Deleted member 9670]

no worries bro, we germans are money savers most of the time

I have a Xiaomi phone I bought off aliexpress

 

[Renai]

if i start saving up now i can afford used iphone 7 by the end of the summer.

 

[fjor2096]

Complete cope, gooks only mog abos

Your race cant even get colored eyes

Cope my best friend had hazel eyes and I've seen some people with green.

 

[Deleted member 8365]

Cope my best friend had hazel eyes and I've seen some people with green.

Giga COPE

 

[fjor2096]

Giga COPE

keep coping nigga https://duckduckgo.com/?q=asians+with+hazel+eyes&iax=images&ia=images

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Jfl at this fucking retarded pan face gook, "but we already bought you a super expensive and good phone " ($300 android btw ). She thinks I'm just trying to waste money on worthless shit even though I've already tried explaining to her that it's part of my NTmaxxing stack and how I'll stay a statusminned loser w/o it. Dumb bitch had no problem dropping $2k on a macbook for my noodlwhore sister in college but I can't even use MY OWN MONEY to buy a second hand $400 iphone 11.

Clown ass fucking world, ALL NOODLES SHOULD BE PUT IN CAMPS!!!

Get a Nokia Brick and still be the coolest guy around anyways.

Why are dudes becoming so much like women nowdays? "Everyone else has an I phone so I must too."

Do you also go to the bathroom at the same time with other dudes in a group?

You're mother is right. You need to learn to make your little corner of the world bend to your will and impose on anyone in your clique who doesn't like it. If you gotta have an expensive phone in order to not be looked down on by your group of friends then you're a faggot anyway and you need to make some serious changes in the way you look at the world.

 

[Deleted member 8365]

keep coping nigga https://duckduckgo.com/?q=asians+with+hazel+eyes&iax=images&ia=images

GIGA RARE + PHOTOSHOP