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Shred Bundy
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I just got BODIED by my own blood... You CANNOT trust these people closest to you bro they will LIE like it's their full time job
My mom looked me straight in my crusty unwashed face and said "you look like David Gandy at Wimbeldon"
DAVID GANDY???
Bro I look like if Shrek and a half-eaten ham sandwich had a baby that got hit by a bus.
And she said it with that proud mom smile like she wasn't committing war crimes against my self-esteem.
If your own mother is out here capping that hard, the government is probably lying to you too.
My own DNA is gaslighting me.
Family is the biggest scam of all time fr. Drop your most delusional family compliments below I'm dying
My mom looked me straight in my crusty unwashed face and said "you look like David Gandy at Wimbeldon"
DAVID GANDY???
Bro I look like if Shrek and a half-eaten ham sandwich had a baby that got hit by a bus.
And she said it with that proud mom smile like she wasn't committing war crimes against my self-esteem.
If your own mother is out here capping that hard, the government is probably lying to you too.
My own DNA is gaslighting me.
Family is the biggest scam of all time fr. Drop your most delusional family compliments below I'm dying
