mom said she'd disown me if i injected fat dissolvers

[kelpo720]

this past week ive been jokingly bringing up fat dissolvers/aqualyx around her to hint i might do it or to ease her anger when she sees me after doing it (my moms really chill and i joke with her about this stuff a lot)
last night at dinner for my stepbrothers birthday, we were talking about looksmaxxing because my brothers really into it too, and my mom randomly said "kellan if u ever inject fat dissolvers in ur face ur gonna be disowned and kicked out." i was like uhh okay but now idk what to do because i was planning on doing it within the next week.
i know she wouldnt actually kick me out but she'd definitely get extremely mad if she finds out i do it.
so what should i do? do it? not do it? or are there ways i can cover up the extreme bloat for 6 days?

 

[11OUTTA10]

Bros name is Kellan

 

[kelpo720]

Bros name is Kellan

lmao is it a bad name ive always wondered how it sounded to other people

 

[Peter.FortniteHate]

Have you already ordered fat dissolvers?

 

[11OUTTA10]

Nah it's tuff boi

lmao is it a bad name ive always wondered how it sounded to other people

 

[kelpo720]

Have you already ordered fat dissolvers?

nah i was gonna today or tomorrow but idk anymore

 

[not.lovable_Lawa]

this past week ive been jokingly bringing up fat dissolvers/aqualyx around her to hint i might do it or to ease her anger when she sees me after doing it (my moms really chill and i joke with her about this stuff a lot)
last night at dinner for my stepbrothers birthday, we were talking about looksmaxxing because my brothers really into it too, and my mom randomly said "kellan if u ever inject fat dissolvers in ur face ur gonna be disowned and kicked out." i was like uhh okay but now idk what to do because i was planning on doing it within the next week.
i know she wouldnt actually kick me out but she'd definitely get extremely mad if she finds out i do it.
so what should i do? do it? not do it? or are there ways i can cover up the extreme bloat for 6 days?

She cursed you and now is threatening u?

 

[kelpo720]

She cursed you and now is threatening u?

yeawell technically my dad cursed me the chubby cheeks are on his side

 

[AutistKhan]

thats why tfd includes moms

 

[kelpo720]

thats why tfd includes moms

not funny

 

[AutistKhan]

not funny

most moms dont even do what they suppose to do like they feed you raw soy during your peak development age instead of just feeding you breast milk

 

[policy]

thats why tfd includes moms

https://looksmax.org/account/delete

gooffag

 

[kelpo720]

most moms dont even do what they suppose to do like they feed you raw soy during your peak development age instead of just feeding you breast milk

u wouldnt have a "peak development age" if it wasnt for ur mom

 

[AutistKhan]

u wouldnt have a "peak development age" if it wasnt for ur mom

actual cattles have a better life than us they are fed actual food since birth , the life that your foid mom gave you is worse than a cattle

 

[kelpo720]

actual cattles have a better life than us they are fed actual food since birth , the life that your foid mom gave you is worse than a cattle

ur corny as fuck bro

 

[AutistKhan]

ur corny as fuck bro

nigger log off i rape u to death log off and rope

 

[Lord Vader]

this past week ive been jokingly bringing up fat dissolvers/aqualyx around her to hint i might do it or to ease her anger when she sees me after doing it (my moms really chill and i joke with her about this stuff a lot)
last night at dinner for my stepbrothers birthday, we were talking about looksmaxxing because my brothers really into it too, and my mom randomly said "kellan if u ever inject fat dissolvers in ur face ur gonna be disowned and kicked out." i was like uhh okay but now idk what to do because i was planning on doing it within the next week.
i know she wouldnt actually kick me out but she'd definitely get extremely mad if she finds out i do it.
so what should i do? do it? not do it? or are there ways i can cover up the extreme bloat for 6 days?

why would you even bring that up to her in the first place? are you retarded or just utterly bereft of common sense

 

[kelpo720]

why would you even bring that up to her in the first place? are you retarded or just utterly bereft of common sense

i would've had to tell her either way after i did it and started looking like a pufferfish

 

[Lord Vader]

i would've had to tell her either way after i did it and started looking like a pufferfish

"my son looks so bloated, surely he mustve used diy fat dissolvers"

theres virtually no way she couldve reached that conclusion unless she caught you in the act, you literally just incriminated yourself

 

[kelpo720]

"my son looks so bloated, surely he mustve used diy fat dissolvers"

theres virtually no way she couldve reached that conclusion unless she caught you in the act, you literally just incriminated yourself

bro ur funny as fuck im dying laughing

but yeah ur right im retarded

 

[Jason5000]

do it

 

[R3w_tard666]

most moms dont even do what they suppose to do like they feed you raw soy during your peak development age instead of just feeding you breast milk

Its our mothers fault most of us niggas are even on here

 

[11OUTTA10]

thats why tfd includes moms

Based af