Mom sending me to a church camp

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My mom is sending me to a church camp for 3 days. Bought it and told me last minute that I’m going to this bullshit camp. Don’t feel like spending a whole weekend in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of dorks I don’t know. I’m personally not religious, and she thinks this is some bullshit fairytale movie where I’m gonna come back purified. Gonna have to be following a schedule at this camp and sleeping in some fucking 50 year old cabin and taking showers in some rotting shower.
 
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i’m going to one tmrw too for 3 days:feelsmega:where u from?
 
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My mom is sending me to a church camp for 3 days. Bought it and told me last minute that I’m going to this bullshit camp. Don’t feel like spending a whole weekend in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of dorks I don’t know. I’m personally not religious, and she thinks this is some bullshit fairytale movie where I’m gonna come back purified. Gonna have to be following a schedule at this camp and sleeping in some fucking 50 year old cabin and taking showers in some rotting shower.
You can probably fuck some white catholic bitch there if you are white
 
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You're about to get molested so fucking hard lmao.
 
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My mom is sending me to a church camp for 3 days. Bought it and told me last minute that I’m going to this bullshit camp. Don’t feel like spending a whole weekend in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of dorks I don’t know. I’m personally not religious, and she thinks this is some bullshit fairytale movie where I’m gonna come back purified. Gonna have to be following a schedule at this camp and sleeping in some fucking 50 year old cabin and taking showers in some rotting shower.
so have you went to the classes before?
 
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My mom is sending me to a church camp for 3 days. Bought it and told me last minute that I’m going to this bullshit camp. Don’t feel like spending a whole weekend in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of dorks I don’t know. I’m personally not religious, and she thinks this is some bullshit fairytale movie where I’m gonna come back purified. Gonna have to be following a schedule at this camp and sleeping in some fucking 50 year old cabin and taking showers in some rotting shower.
Imagine i slayed in retaliation😂✌️
 
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Just fck some church foid at the camp fire theory
 
My mom is sending me to a church camp for 3 days. Bought it and told me last minute that I’m going to this bullshit camp. Don’t feel like spending a whole weekend in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of dorks I don’t know. I’m personally not religious, and she thinks this is some bullshit fairytale movie where I’m gonna come back purified. Gonna have to be following a schedule at this camp and sleeping in some fucking 50 year old cabin and taking showers in some rotting shower.
My friend was once sent by his parents on a 3 month long trip where he hiked 10+ miles a day, slept in a small ass tent with like 4 other people, and shit in the bushes

Be glad you aren’t doing that
 

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