MOM WAS RIGHT. IT WAS THE GODDAMN PHONE JFL

[HispanicMogger]

I swear 90% of my current problems can be traced back to this fucking device

bad decisions
shit attention span
procrastination
addiction
staying up too late
wasting hours doing absolutely nothing

all because I’m carrying a fucking casino / porn machine / dopamine dispenser in my pocket 24/7

mom was literally telling me this shit years ago

I thought she was just being a boomer

she fucking knew

 

[HispanicMogger]

bump

 

[soapbubble]

Reading this at 3 AM on my phone with the SAT in 4 hours

You’re right

 

[MinionS]

I swear 90% of my current problems can be traced back to this fucking device

bad decisions
shit attention span
procrastination
addiction
staying up too late
wasting hours doing absolutely nothing

all because I’m carrying a fucking casino / porn machine / dopamine dispenser in my pocket 24/7

mom was literally telling me this shit years ago

I thought she was just being a boomer

she fucking knew

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[LXR]

Reading this at 3 AM on my phone with the SAT in 4 hours

You’re right

All the best boi. Less than 1600 is poverty tier

 

[loknera]

I swear 90% of my current problems can be traced back to this fucking device

bad decisions
shit attention span
procrastination
addiction
staying up too late
wasting hours doing absolutely nothing

all because I’m carrying a fucking casino / porn machine / dopamine dispenser in my pocket 24/7

mom was literally telling me this shit years ago

I thought she was just being a boomer

she fucking knew

WOOOOWWE REALLY??

 

[thehand]

I swear 90% of my current problems can be traced back to this fucking device

bad decisions
shit attention span
procrastination
addiction
staying up too late
wasting hours doing absolutely nothing

all because I’m carrying a fucking casino / porn machine / dopamine dispenser in my pocket 24/7

mom was literally telling me this shit years ago

I thought she was just being a boomer

she fucking knew

and what bro they gave you electronic devices when you were child and what the fuck they were expecting