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I have made $10,000 in 4 months doing & repeating the following process - here's what you'll need,
(FULL THREAD, COMPLETELY SATIRICAL USED FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES - 100% AI GENERATED)
now that we have identified the resources needed I will run you through the step by step process I used to sell vapes to my high school pals
(keep in mind post is low effort asf, writing this in class)
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First, what you have to do is find 2–3 tobacconists that sell cheap, low-quality vapes (make sure they’ll actually sell to you, retards). Next, ensure you have at least 10 guaranteed customers, e.g. friends from school, siblings, friends, coworkers, etc.
Secondly, find the most commonly used tobacconist in the area (the one used by teens). Buy a huge stock from this specific tobacconist. Then, find a visibly underage friend to go in, get sold to, and obtain evidence that he was sold to.
After that, go onto an anonymous tobacco regulation site and submit the evidence. Then get this pussy-ass shop shut down, and now you’re the vape kingpin of the area. Upscale your vapes for a $10 profit on each one and eventually keep increasing the price. Now that these nicotine-addicted jesters have nowhere to source their shit, they come to you no matter the price.
- live in a civilised nicotine addicted country (preferably where vapes are banned NZ, Australia, Canada.)
- high iq enough to attain a fake ID and customer base - relatively easy as 1 in 4 highschoolers vape JFL
. - intimidating/smart enough to not get robbed, jumped or conquered.
- $500-600 starting out.
(FULL THREAD, COMPLETELY SATIRICAL USED FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES - 100% AI GENERATED)
now that we have identified the resources needed I will run you through the step by step process I used to sell vapes to my high school pals
(keep in mind post is low effort asf, writing this in class)------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
First, what you have to do is find 2–3 tobacconists that sell cheap, low-quality vapes (make sure they’ll actually sell to you, retards). Next, ensure you have at least 10 guaranteed customers, e.g. friends from school, siblings, friends, coworkers, etc.
Secondly, find the most commonly used tobacconist in the area (the one used by teens). Buy a huge stock from this specific tobacconist. Then, find a visibly underage friend to go in, get sold to, and obtain evidence that he was sold to.
After that, go onto an anonymous tobacco regulation site and submit the evidence. Then get this pussy-ass shop shut down, and now you’re the vape kingpin of the area. Upscale your vapes for a $10 profit on each one and eventually keep increasing the price. Now that these nicotine-addicted jesters have nowhere to source their shit, they come to you no matter the price.
