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Dear Monk,
I am writing to formally accept your application to be janitor at FastBanana™. I hope you are grateful for the opportunity, and I am delighted for you to be joining the company.
As discussed over the phone, your starting salary will be 1 dollar per decade, with 99% commission, as well as 1 day annual leave, and private health insurance.
You will be able to start work on 08.06.21. If there is any additional information, or paperwork you need me to complete prior to then, please do let me know.
Thank you very much for your application.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Fest Benene
