RealFunkyFlamingo
Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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Might be my best pic here tho.Bloatcel
Yeah the eye area is a lil flawed cuz of eye bags. Price of debloating I guessHigh MTN/Low HTN
When you go on a cut you are not supposed to cut out carbs. Only cut out carbs if you have a photoshoot or need to hit a specific weight for a fight or sumthing.I couldn't even workout for 30 minutes too fucking tired. Literally 0 carbs in my system
Chatgpt rated. This pic 9.5/10 tho jflllHigh MTN/Low HTN
I am not cutting. I am debloatingWhen you go on a cut you are not supposed to cut out carbs. Only cut out carbs if you have a photoshoot or need to hit a specific weight for a fight or sumthing.
Bro I can't even eat 100g of carbs without getting bloated. I am literally bloatcel. I can't have any carbs in my system otherwise I bloat like a balloonWhen you go on a cut you are not supposed to cut out carbs. Only cut out carbs if you have a photoshoot or need to hit a specific weight for a fight or sumthing.
I've said it before in another post, but eating orange helped me a lot to keep my caloric intake low.Bro I can't even eat 100g of carbs without getting bloated. I am literally bloatcel. I can't have any carbs in my system otherwise I bloat like a balloon
U don't need to debloat nigga, you need to cutI am not cutting. I am debloating
Because you are most likely at a high bf%. What is your bf%?Bro I can't even eat 100g of carbs without getting bloated. I am literally bloatcel. I can't have any carbs in my system otherwise I bloat like a balloon
I am literally only eating nuts, fish, eggs and meat for my cals.When you go on a cut you are not supposed to cut out carbs. Only cut out carbs if you have a photoshoot or need to hit a specific weight for a fight or sumthing.
Why not stevia jflI've said it before in another post, but eating orange helped me a lot to keep my caloric intake low.
Water, green tea and coffee also helped me a lot, obviously without any sugar or stevia.
13-14 I guess. But sometimes I look around 17U don't need to debloat nigga, you need to cut
Because you are most likely at a high bf%. What is your bf%?
If i cut more I will look malnourished broU don't need to debloat nigga, you need to cut
Because you are most likely at a high bf%. What is your bf%?
Funky can u rate me on pm i look similar to youI feel dizzy as hell. Haven't eaten shit and been eating high. Potassium only. I lost 3kg of water weight tho in 1.5 day tho
Yes, it sounds ridiculous because it has 0 calories, but I did this because it made the orange much more appetizing, somehow this sugar retention helped to give the orange a plus when I ate it (I am ignorant about sugar and sugar retention).Why not stevia jfl
Rep my post realfunkybloatcel. I'm literally not eating anything, this can be called looksmaxxing not your shit "debloating"If i cut more I will look malnourished bro
Yeah that's a bad ideaRep my post realfunkybloatcel. I'm literally not eating anything, this can be called looksmaxxing not your shit "debloating"
Why are u a model?I am not cutting. I am debloating
I literally am invited to parties every week at 16Yeah that's a bad idea
But u do u bro
yikesI am literally only eating nuts, fish, eggs and meat for my cals.
Yeah man I hate nuts now. But bro. I went from 4 body weight pull ups to 11 in 3 days. Like how much weight was I holding onto jfllyikes
Placebo probablyYeah man I hate nuts now. But bro. I went from 4 body weight pull ups to 11 in 3 days. Like how much weight was I holding onto jfll
Like people be thinking I've starved myself cuz I look way leaner cuz of my debloat. Like 3 bodyfat percentage lower. And I feel way more focused and healthier and lighter. Like I can even video games better and read text faster. That bloat was giving me lots of brain fogyikes
Nahhh. Nooo wayy. I was way heavier.Placebo probably
I'd say try it urself. But mostly likely it won't do much for u cuz U aren't a Bloatlord like me. When I eat one chocolate bar I'll hold on to 4kg of water jflyikes
Yeah i get that but ur gym gains are placeboNahhh. Nooo wayy. I was way heavier.
It's not gains. I just can do more pulls ups cuz I am lighter. I actually became a Lil weaker on some musclesYeah i get that but ur gym gains are placebo
Wdy rate urselfI literally am invited to parties every week at 16
I'm talking to multiple girls and shit and bla bla fucking all the time bla bla
HTN+ peak SMVWdy rate urself
you are hurtimg yourself by doing thisIt's not gains. I just can do more pulls ups cuz I am lighter. I actually became a Lil weaker on some muscles
I sometimes take an ibuprofen for bloating but pls don't take it if ur liver isn't strong as hell i had blood tests and everything just have balanced minerals and electrolytes in your body if u only eat potasium it wont do shit cause u lack other essentials trustI feel dizzy as hell. Haven't eaten shit and been eating high. Potassium only. I lost 3kg of water weight tho in 1.5 day tho