morning boners are a fucking nightmare when you are a turbo dicklet

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i don't even wake up properly and i'm already reminded that i basically don't exist on the sexual market with my 4.4x4.2

how am i supposed to go through the day knowing that?

i can't even look at my cock when masturbating or fucking hot girls, it's extremely demoralizing
 
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Indeed it must be hard knowing I cock mog you, height mog you, cool mog you (cooler and more likeable than you)
 
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Exactly, and I get wood every morning. Immediately sucks the wind out of your sails at 7am. Ruins the day before you even have coffee lol
 
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Indeed it must be hard knowing I cock mog you, height mog you, cool mog you (cooler and more likeable than you)

yet i've been showered with validation and easy sex with hot women since i was 13

very, very hard to accept some larping numale "X-mogs" me in his own mind while talking to women once per year, indeed
 
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Look at the bright side, at least you aren’t Indian (though these cock stats would make me think otherwise).
 
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yet i've been showered with validation and easy sex with hot women since i was 13

very, very hard to accept some larping numale "X-mogs" me in his own mind while talking to women once per year, indeed
Tales from the asylum ngl
 
Cut it off and donate it to a homeless person
 
lucky you, wish I hadn't ed
 

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not to sound like I'm humblebragging but morning erections are sad for me too because I jerk off too much and they're always much stronger than the erections I get otherwise
 

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