Most AKWARD MOMENT IN MY FUCKING LIFE JUST HAPPENED ITS OVER

[Deleted member 21182]

So I live alone but I have a roommate and I was going to take a shower but I took a shit beforehand and didn’t find toilet paper so I went to the kitchen naked to get some hand wiping papers

BUT MY ROOMATE WAS HERE AND I DIDNT KNOW CAUSE SHES USUALLY WORKING THIS TIME ITS OVER SHE GOT IN AND SAW ME NAKED!!! In the process of getting those papers

SHE said it doesn’t really matter but ik that image stays I wasn’t even shaved either litterally had a bush of pubes man wtf I just wanna get inside a hole and die it’s over literally couldn’t be more awkward idk wtf to do

BROOO FUCK THIS SHIT IM GONNA GO SLEEP FUCK FUCK

bro I literally wanna die if it was a dude it would’ve been meh because i change in lockerooms And shit but it’s fucking over over over over over over over over over over

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Fuck and I’m not even sexy muscular BRO FUCK

 

[IndianMewingChad69]

reddit shit

 

[Deleted member 21182]

reddit shit

Bro i wish man FUCK i wanna kill myself happened 1 minute ago just put on some clothes talked to her and am making this thread

 

[homovirgin]

Should have raped her

 

[ascension]

Cool story man, thanks for sharing. One day I might read it.

 

[BongMog]

Das crazy

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Das crazy

Bro i wanna drown myself now it’s literally gonna be awkward forever it’s one of those things u ignore but never forget

 

[BongMog]

Bro i wanna drown myself now it’s literally gonna be awkward forever it’s one of those things u ignore but never forget

It'll lead to hot punjabi sex with that girl dw

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Fuck my life man how am I gonna go about the rest of the day? Bro it’s over wtf is this shit

 

[Reformed]

How old is she

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Fuck

 

[Deleted member 21182]

How old is she

She’s like 25 yo she’s older than me I’m 19 just a roomate

 

[ascension]

So I live alone but I have a roommate

 

[Cidre enjoyer]

Doesnt seem like a Big deal tbh

 

[Deleted member 14693]

You literally have a girlfriend why are you unshaved.

Also if you weren't a unhygienic dicklet it wouldn't be emberassing, I would probably do this on purpose if I had a roomate

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Doesnt seem like a Big deal tbh

I hope I’m overexagerating this because she seems chill with it but man I’m literally a fat fuck if I was muscular and shit Id be less at rage

 

[Deleted member 21182]

You literally have a girlfriend why are you unshaved.

Also if you weren't a unhygienic dicklet it wouldn't be emberassing, I would probably do this on purpose if I had a roomate

Nigga it’s over not even my gf saw this much since I always turn lights off she a
only saw me shirtless but this is a 25 yo foid and I was poorly groomed

also I wish I wasn’t fat if I was at least buff it would’ve been better

only cope now is she seemed to not realy care about it she was just like alr but i hope I’m overtaxating this I can’t imagine something worse to happen today

THIS IS GONNA SERVE AS LEANMAX MOTIVATION CAUSE I DONT WANT HER TO REMEMBER ME AS A FAT FUCK

 

[Jase]

if you had a big cock you would never be embarrassed

 

[Deleted member 21182]

if you had a big cock you would never be embarrassed

I have a big cock but it’s still akward since I’m not in the best shape rn

 

[Dr. Bludy]

So I live alone but I have a roommate and I was going to take a shower but I took a shit beforehand and didn’t find toilet paper so I went to the kitchen naked to get some hand wiping papers

BUT MY ROOMATE WAS HERE AND I DIDNT KNOW CAUSE SHES USUALLY WORKING THIS TIME ITS OVER SHE GOT IN AND SAW ME NAKED!!! In the process of getting those papers

SHE said it doesn’t really matter but ik that image stays I wasn’t even shaved either litterally had a bush of pubes man wtf I just wanna get inside a hole and die it’s over literally couldn’t be more awkward idk wtf to do

BROOO FUCK THIS SHIT IM GONNA GO SLEEP FUCK FUCK

bro I literally wanna die if it was a dude it would’ve been meh because i change in lockerooms And shit but it’s fucking over over over over over over over over over over

She saw ur 2.5 incher

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Hättest einfach kaggduschne sollen @ifyouwannabemylover

 

[Deleted member 21182]

She saw ur 2.5 incher

Nah i am a dicklet grower but luckly I was listening to some nice songs and my dick wasn’t flaccid and was 7 inches that’s the only good part about all this

im a grower so if she had seen my flaccid 4 inch micropenis it would be worse

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

Hättest einfach kaggduschne sollen

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Nah i am a dicklet grower but luckly I was listening to some nice songs and my dick wasn’t flaccid and was 7 inches that’s the only good part about all this

im a grower so if she had seen my flaccid 4 inch micropenis it would be worse

nigga if she saw you erect thats literally worse and creepy af

 

[Deleted member 21182]

nigga if she saw you erect thats literally worse and creepy af

well at this point I’m drawing plans for a time maschene I wanted to take a nap rn but I don’t think I can my head is racing

 

[Vain786]

op has small pp confirm

 

[Deleted member 21182]

op has small pp confirm

im a grower so my pp is really small when flaccid tho 7 inches when grown

but I’m embarrassed because of my dad bod

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Had to edit that out. Satire today can be perceived as actual advice from mentally ill people like the ones on this forum.