Most cucked night ever.

[dimocel]

So last night, there was a party, school was ending, and my buddy was hosting invited my whole grade.

I was invited, but I didn’t want to go because I have not been to school in 4 months (not a joke)

and didn’t want anyone to ask me questions, also because I hate most of the people in my grade.

I was also hesitant because my friends were going to get drunk so I figured I could just get them home afterward.

Anyways, after the party was over (some retarded black foid passed out JFL), I called my buddies asking if they need a ride, to which my friend starts yelling

“COME NOW MY GIRLFRIEND IS SLUMPED OVER PASSED OUT”

(the black foid)

And btw I fucking hate her, but my friend asked for help I’m always there for them

So I pull up to my buddies house where she was deadass slumped over on the concrete all my friends are drunk AF and freaking out

Me being High IQ, I said, best not to take her to the hospital her parents will murder her, so we drove around for a bit figuring out what to do, she literally was passed out in my backseat

So finally she starts slurring words, and she’s saying “Get me in n out NOW” and her bf is just begging us to get her in n out, he then gives us her HyperSpecific order,

Otherwise she wouldn’t FUCKING EAT IT

Then we basically get the in n out and finally she starts sobering up and starts freaking out asking to walk home which she obviously fucking couldn’t JFL

We had to get her home somehow, so I said “No nigga fuck this she’s going home now” and I watch her STUMBLE to her room

Anyways, got cucked for two hours by a stupid fucking foid and didn’t even get a reward like head or something

Fuck my life

 

[idontlikemyself6]

u watch too much pornhub u ain’t getting a quickie for helping some foids bruh

 

[ICXCLuvr]

Iguodala to Curry, back to Iguodala, up for the layup!

 

[pleasevanity]

I was invited, but I didn’t want to go because I have not been to school in 4 months (not a joke)

mirin basically my life tbh

 

[RecessedCels]

You expected your friends girl to give you head for getting her in and out?? what???

 

[dimocel]

You expected your friends girl to give you head for getting her in and out?? what???

At least pay me back for gas JFL

 

[RecessedCels]

At least pay me back for gas JFL

fair point but you're a whore so