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There was this little sub5 genetic trash 5'3 kid in my high school class, everyone despised him because he smelled like shit and didnt have basic hygiene, his family was also broke af. we were in Physical Education class and I really wanted to fart, i fart smelly af in the morning and it spreads across the place like a smoke. So we were in a line waiting to get chosen by the teacher and he was in the back of course, i was like almost in the front. I went back there and farted real good, then went away. Shit smelled so fucking bad to the point where everyone could notice. Then some guys from my friend group started laughing a lot because they immediately assumed it was him, they left the court and sprayed deodorant inside his bag, then went to the principal saying that he should "advice" the students to have proper hygiene, obviously implying that the kid was the one smelling like shit. The principal went to our class in like the third hour and gave us a little teaching about how to smell good, kid literally got fucking humbled because everyone thought it was him, poor guy. I also like to eat eggs for dinner, so you know those 7 AM caged inside my stomach farts were not playing around.
Eventually we found out that kid tried to rope by taking 12 tranquilizers if i remember correctly, though this was like months after what i did so i dont think i have a correlation with this suicide attempt, hes doing well by now i guess so it didnt really matter
before yall come up in this thread saying that im a mogger bragging or something, mind you im literaelly ltn and average height, so i wasnt a Chad or anything, i just thought that the kid was fucked up already, it wouldnt matter if he got humbled another day anyway. Of course this was evil as fuck, i would never do this again. It really sucked. I only told like 1 or 2 people about this. i might tell this to the old friend group so they know i was the smelly one, but i will wait like some 5 years just to make sure they dont tell that kid anything and he doesnt come after me with a handgun trying to kill me since he has nothing to lose
inb4 dnr
Eventually we found out that kid tried to rope by taking 12 tranquilizers if i remember correctly, though this was like months after what i did so i dont think i have a correlation with this suicide attempt, hes doing well by now i guess so it didnt really matter
before yall come up in this thread saying that im a mogger bragging or something, mind you im literaelly ltn and average height, so i wasnt a Chad or anything, i just thought that the kid was fucked up already, it wouldnt matter if he got humbled another day anyway. Of course this was evil as fuck, i would never do this again. It really sucked. I only told like 1 or 2 people about this. i might tell this to the old friend group so they know i was the smelly one, but i will wait like some 5 years just to make sure they dont tell that kid anything and he doesnt come after me with a handgun trying to kill me since he has nothing to lose
inb4 dnr
