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- Go thru highschool. Make some friends. Maybe have a girlfriend or two. Either be popular and attend parties and slay here and there, or a nerd who sticks around other people you're just killing the years with
- Go to college. Peak in your looks and health as far as you ever will. May go to parties and drink and join frats and slay, may just studycel. Pick a random trivial skill to specialize in and get paid by the economy to do
- Graduate. Start grinding up the working ladder. May have some good times in some city life somewhere. May just fall into work, go home, sleep, work routine
- By your late 20s looks start descending. World stops caring about you as you get pushed to the background. Find some woman who doesnt particularly like you and whom you dont particularly like
- Make kids early 30s, be expected to be used as a money dispenser for the next 60 years, receiving zero joy in life. As you only get uglier and in poorer health and your wife becomes a beast
- Only thing you both can really take pleasure in is customizing your house and buying/accumulating shit. Consumerism is all that life can really revolve around
Slayers and noynslayers end up in pretty much the same life after 30. The crazier part is that due to genetic recombination, a beta husband and wife might produce a physical slayer specimen, and a slayer husband and wife might produce a beta.
- Go to college. Peak in your looks and health as far as you ever will. May go to parties and drink and join frats and slay, may just studycel. Pick a random trivial skill to specialize in and get paid by the economy to do
- Graduate. Start grinding up the working ladder. May have some good times in some city life somewhere. May just fall into work, go home, sleep, work routine
- By your late 20s looks start descending. World stops caring about you as you get pushed to the background. Find some woman who doesnt particularly like you and whom you dont particularly like
- Make kids early 30s, be expected to be used as a money dispenser for the next 60 years, receiving zero joy in life. As you only get uglier and in poorer health and your wife becomes a beast
- Only thing you both can really take pleasure in is customizing your house and buying/accumulating shit. Consumerism is all that life can really revolve around
Slayers and noynslayers end up in pretty much the same life after 30. The crazier part is that due to genetic recombination, a beta husband and wife might produce a physical slayer specimen, and a slayer husband and wife might produce a beta.
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