most humble brag

[mirrormogger]

my brother comes to me saying he got the craziest text today
“this random number texts me saying she wants to suck my dick
i told her to tell me who she is or i’m blocking it
she says she won’t say until i agree
i ask her if she’s a girl from work and she says yes
i explain to her i’m not into casual sex!”

i hope this nigga gets ED for the next 3 years

 

[Deleted member 65517]

my brother comes to me saying he got the craziest text today
“this random number texts me saying she wants to suck my dick
i told her to tell me who she is or i’m blocking it
she says she won’t say until i agree
i ask her if she’s a girl from work and she says yes
i explain to her i’m not into casual sex!”

i hope this nigga gets ED for the next 3 years

Is ur brother by chance better looking than u?

 

[Eriot Lodger]

What is this trend of referring to males as 'her'? I've seen this all around on YouTube etc.

 

[mirrormogger]

Is ur brother by chance better looking than u?

yeah

 

[Deleted member 65517]

yeah

Brutal genetic recombination pill

 

[mirrormogger]

Brutal genetic recombination pill

i still have hope he’s like 3 inches shorter

 

[Deleted member 65517]

i still have hope he’s like 3 inches shorter

Make his take estrogen supplements to close his plates sooner

 

[mirrormogger]

Make his take estrogen supplements to close his plates sooner

he’s older jfl