most nd thing you did

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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
 
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Every day I could give you a different answer
 
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Don't know
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
Standing in a store with a cheese in my hands for 2-3 hours cz I was scared of paying it and then cried after leaving the store:incel::incel:
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
When I was a kid we were reading aliens and underpants in class. At the end, in order to clear my name of any alien accusations I flashed my prepubescent cock at everyone and exclaimed "NO ALIENS IN MY UNDERPANTS :feelshah:"

ND put also pretty high T ngl :owo:
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
everything from the past 3 years
 
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Standing in a store with a cheese in my hands for 2-3 hours cz I was scared of paying it and then cried after leaving the store:incel::incel:
I'm sorry brudda. Do you have medical anxiety?
 
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idk, never asked a doctor about this
I have a neet friend that has real anxiety and they'd experience things like this. Makes it near impossible for them to get tasks done (like la historia del queso). Yeah not much a diagnosis can do though sadly
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
what does nd mean pls tell me
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
Im taking it all to the Grave
 
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I have a neet friend that has real anxiety and they'd experience things like this. Makes it near impossible for them to get tasks done (like la historia del queso). Yeah not much a diagnosis can do though sadly
I must be worried cz ts happens every day
 
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Middle school I would jestermaxx by ragdolling onto the floor in random intervals and say the roblox oof sound
 
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When I was a kid we were reading aliens and underpants in class. At the end, in order to clear my name of any alien accusations I flashed my prepubescent cock at everyone and exclaimed "NO ALIENS IN MY UNDERPANTS :feelshah:"

ND put also pretty high T ngl :owo:
mirin high T
 
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Neurodivergent :Comfy:
my dad gave me one of his polos when I was 11 and I thought it felt comfortable and looked good

I have exclusivly worn polos for the last 3 soon 4 years since then
 
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my dad gave me one of his polos when I was 11 and I thought it felt comfortable and looked good

I have exclusivly worn polos for the last 3 soon 4 years since then
That's kind of based and fatherpilled, I also like routine :Comfy:
 
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That's kind of based and fatherpilled, I also like routine :Comfy:
also in like -12degree celsius wether
I just add a jacket over them
 
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When I was younger maybe about 11 at one of my first boxing sessions a dude was sparring in the ring and got his mouth guard knocked out

I went over and took off my glove picked it up and gave it to him
tony montana GIF
 
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I sometimes suddenly scream heil Hitler.
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
Debate abt blackpill with my oneitis and ask her to rate true adam morphs
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
Never began, caging
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
Just being me :forcedsmile:
 
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my dad gave me one of his polos when I was 11 and I thought it felt comfortable and looked good

I have exclusivly worn polos for the last 3 soon 4 years since then
That's just cool
 
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When I was younger maybe about 11 at one of my first boxing sessions a dude was sparring in the ring and got his mouth guard knocked out

I went over and took off my glove picked it up and gave it to him
tony montana GIF
@Starborn
 
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Sometimes i put my jacket on my penis and pretend I got a girl sucking on it
I hate that cus when you try and wank with a jacket you get precum on it near the bottom and its gross and shows the world you're gooner
 
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i lied about having to attend a wedding when i was 14 cause i wanted to wear a suit to school
and some other actually wild shit that i’m gonna take to the grave tho
mum asked me to go get some eggs from the store

i dropped the bag otw home (walking)

10/12 eggs were shattered broken

returned back to the store

so instead of just buying another, i swapped the carton of eggs with a fresh pair that's unbroken

bought a kitkat to look less suspicious

left. :lul:
 
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I hate that cus when you try and wank with a jacket you get precum on it near the bottom and its gross and shows the world you're gooner
I want the World to know anyway
 
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I used to go into the woods to punch trees to condition my knuckles
 
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I used to go into the woods to punch trees to condition my knuckles
similarly i hit my shins with a crowbar and now i have some boney growth lump :lul:
 
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Standing in a store with a cheese in my hands for 2-3 hours cz I was scared of paying it and then cried after leaving the store:incel::incel:
nah this is acc sad bro sorry
 
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Two years ago at a new years party, going far near a lake being alone just to rot in .org:feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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mum asked me to go get some eggs from the store

i dropped the bag otw home (walking)

10/12 eggs were shattered broken

returned back to the store

so instead of just buying another, i swapped the carton of eggs with a fresh pair that's unbroken

bought a kitkat to look less suspicious

left. :lul:
not even nd high iq asf
 
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a bunch of retards misdiagnosing themselves with mental disorders on the internet again 😭
 
Nigga actually thinks he’s autistic bc he’s on org :lul::lul:
 

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