Most of you are already 35% through your lifespan already

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Assuming you all die at 80 or so.
 
I'm 99% through my lifespan, looking up ropes on Amazon rn
 
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Getting to 70/75 would suffice for me (y)
 
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ngl that's pretty legit. Nothing much to do after you hit 50 tbh
Legit. Don't see the point in becoming 80/90 tbh. I wouldn't be able to cope with the deterioration of both my physical and mental capabilities.

Such a life ain't worth living for to me
 
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Life after 30 is over. Tbh never even begun for most on here
 
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this is the true blackpill. My life ended in 2018
yeah, actually my life ended in 2019. so I'm actually ~110% through my lifespan. just walking around undead.
 
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I'm 29. fucking over. at least it had begun for quite a while.
I’m 22. And I’ve already called it quits. Rotting is fun. PlayStation and .org
 
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I’m 22. And I’ve already called it quits. Rotting is fun. PlayStation and .org
I feel like if there was a button like an off switch I could press at any time, I'd have much less anxiety.

roping is such a hassle, and knowing you have to go through that shit in case shit hits the fan. anxious as fuck.
 
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I feel like if there was a button like an off switch I could press at any time, I'd have much less anxiety.

roping is such a hassle, and knowing you have to go through that shit in case shit hits the fan. anxious as fuck.
Yeah. I think if I had a gun I’d prob shoot my self. But I don’t have a license
 
Yeah. I think if I had a gun I’d prob shoot my self. But I don’t have a license
jfl

i meant it would be easier to go on if I could just try to improve my shite life and in case I fuck up even more than its already fucked, I could just press a button.

gun is not a guaranteed death btw. might just end up vegetablecel.
 
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jfl

i meant it would be easier to go on if I could just try to improve my shite life and in case I fuck up even more than its already fucked, I could just press a button.

gun is not a guaranteed death btw. might just end up vegetablecel.
Vegeatablecel is fucked. Can’t even jack off to jbs anymore
 
Vegeatablecel is fucked. Can’t even jack off to jbs anymore
can't even end it and have to live 70+ years with a granny foid changing your diapers and watching bingo
 
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But the first 15ish years don't really count since you are not self reliant or sentient yet.
So a 25 year old with an 85 year life span would be only 1/7 of the way through his real life.
(25-15)/(85-15)= 10/70
 
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You are 35% dead already, that's the way to put it.
 
i wouldnt count anything past 40 as really living, ur old and gross by then so a 20 year old is 50% dead by now
 
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You are 35% dead already, that's the way to put it.
and that 35% is supposed to be the best years of your life
 
i wouldnt count anything past 40 as really living, ur old and gross by then so a 20 year old is 50% dead by now
So does this mean you are approaching death soon?
 
So does this mean you are approaching death soon?
wow the responses to me are so predictable

either stfu u 40 year old

or lmfao u 5'6'' manlet


do u guys have anything original?
 
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