most of you are FAKECELS and here's why:

I have first 3... never began

you're 6'3 and don't have any of those traits yet you call yourself a truecel? you're just a lazy LTN
Actually im sub5 and you dont know my environmental or upbringing so shut the fuck up you ignorant redpilled cunt
 
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I have first 3... never began

you're 6'3 and don't have any of those traits yet you call yourself a truecel? you're just a lazy LTN
He’s actually HTN.
 
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if you don't have any of these TRUECEL features you're most likely just a failed normie mentalcel:

- skull asymmetry
- extreme facial asymmetry
- several malocclusion
- wide nose (not always tho)
- midget height (most women heightmog you)
- girly frame (most women framemog you)
- small dick (below average)

bonus:
- Klinefelter syndrome
You forgot to include disorders that cause you appearance to change drastically when they flare up (bloating, etc.).
 
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No one here (mostly) is a a genuine incel, but every mm counts
 
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nah. NCT isn't much a failo to begin with, nor is UEE.
nct makes me wanna rope/ i have better cheekbones and zygos than most PCTcels so a cantho will only work on the soft tssues
 
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one thing I hate is when you have an overbite and niggas be like "recessed jaw" nigga thats teeth
if you have an overbite you have a reccessed jaw jfl, thats what causes overbites in the first place
 
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if you don't have any of these TRUECEL features you're most likely just a failed normie mentalcel:

- skull asymmetry
- extreme facial asymmetry
- several malocclusion
- wide nose (not always tho)
- midget height (most women heightmog you)

- girly frame (most women framemog you)
- small dick (below average)

bonus:
- Klinefelter syndrome
it’s over
 
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Also include balding and severe acne
 
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dead honest i just needed a place where i can talk shit, and i go there when i'm bored at work.
plus there is a lot change than i'm a dopamine addict right now and i like those red notifications.
 
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if you have an overbite you have a reccessed jaw jfl, thats what causes overbites in the first place
no, overbites are a dental problem
 
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If you have at least one of those traits that OP listed = you're basically TOPPED
TOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS OVER!!!!!!! IM TOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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*posts a cherry picked sub3 man with a roastie in public*

should I unignore you and give you another chance, fellow truecel?
i promise i mog you lol fyi
 
Bug eyes
 
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@hopecel Bug eyes are truecel
 
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I’m not a fakecel, I’m a chad
 
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arent you the guy who cant read inches moron
cuz measuring height in inches in dumb idea
only TVs and monitors measure in inches
and overbite is skeletal problem
 
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if you don't have any of these TRUECEL features you're most likely just a failed normie mentalcel:

- skull asymmetry
- extreme facial asymmetry
- several malocclusion
- wide nose (not always tho)
- midget height (most women heightmog you)
- girly frame (most women framemog you)
- small dick (below average)

bonus:
- Klinefelter syndrome
You're thinking of lookism.net

This place is full of low IQ mutants, many of whom have brown skin
 
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cuz measuring height in inches in dumb idea
only TVs and monitors measure in inches
and overbite is skeletal problem
An overbite is a malocclusion, misalignment of the teeth, literally. You can have jaw problems that affect your bite, but we are talking about overbites here.

I said nothing about inches and height, I meant aren't you the idiot who couldn't read inches when talking about dick size.
 
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An overbite is a malocclusion, misalignment of the teeth, literally. You can have jaw problems that affect your bite, but we are talking about overbites here.

I said nothing about inches and height, I meant aren't you the idiot who couldn't read inches when talking about dick size.
true
 
it’s over
never began
Also include balding and severe acne
balding isn't a truecel failo
@hopecel Bug eyes are truecel
I don't think so

they're maybe ugly and unideal but not really really hideous
I’m not a fakecel, I’m a chad
fuckin Chad
You're thinking of lookism.net

This place is full of low IQ mutants, many of whom have brown skin
idk I've never been on lookism but this forum ofc is mental asylum regardless of race most users are copers
 
Im truecel
 
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if you don't have any of these TRUECEL features you're most likely just a failed normie mentalcel:

- skull asymmetry
- extreme facial asymmetry
- several malocclusion
- wide nose (not always tho)
- midget height (most women heightmog you)
- girly frame (most women framemog you)
- small dick (below average)

bonus:
- Klinefelter syndrome
i have 5 of those and im not incel… no excuses
 
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Cheated on by whom? I only do casual stuff, no dating yet at my age
escormaxxing doesn't make you a noncel, pajdo 🥹🥹
 
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escormaxxing doesn't make you a noncel, pajdo 🥹🥹
Getting approached on almost every night out does though. You on the other hand are a self-proclaimed subhuman. We laugh at those IRL. I’d bully you more but i would feel bad
 
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if you don't have any of these TRUECEL features you're most likely just a failed normie mentalcel:

- skull asymmetry
- extreme facial asymmetry
- several malocclusion
- wide nose (not always tho)
- midget height (most women heightmog you)
- girly frame (most women framemog you)
- small dick (below average)

bonus:
- Klinefelter syndrome
You forgot super short midface(short face syndrome)

And being super skinny
 
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Getting approached on almost every night out does though. You on the other hand are a self-proclaimed subhuman. We laugh at those IRL. I’d bully you more but i would feel bad
yeah sure, you got 5 death-tier failos but foids still somehow chase you :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
You forgot super short midface(short face syndrome)

And being super skinny
those aren't truecel tier
 
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yeah sure, you got 5 death-tier failos but foids still somehow chase you :forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
Seems like they aren’t death tier failos.
I mean, i’m still alive after all.
 
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if you don't have any of these TRUECEL features you're most likely just a failed normie mentalcel:

- skull asymmetry
- extreme facial asymmetry
- several malocclusion
- wide nose (not always tho)
- midget height (most women heightmog you)
- girly frame (most women framemog you)
- small dick (below average)

bonus:
- Klinefelter syndrome
im the only real incel on here
 
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Seems like they aren’t death tier failos.
I mean, i’m still alive after all.
which ones do you have, if I may ask?
 
all asymmetry related, malocclusion, frame
same, except for frame (my frame is not that bad)

I mean I was approached multiple times and was simped by foids online but I'm sure it's because I'm a catfish

my malocclusion really is DEATH TIER 🥹 your probably isn't
 
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I mean I was approached multiple times and was simped by foids online but I'm sure it's because I'm a catfish
Well, then it’s not death tier
 
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Well, then it’s not death tier
it really is, especially irl

you won't show your teeth on camera, right?
 
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if you don't have any of these TRUECEL features you're most likely just a failed normie mentalcel:

- skull asymmetry
- extreme facial asymmetry
- several malocclusion
- wide nose (not always tho)
- midget height (most women heightmog you)
- girly frame (most women framemog you)
- small dick (below average)

bonus:
- Klinefelter syndrome
gotovo je za mene tebrice 🥀
 
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isto 🥹 koje failoe imas?
od ovih sto si nabrojao malocclusion i skull assymetry (kinda)

plus boneless sam, brutal nasofrontal angle bukvalno mi je nos huge najveci falio vrv, shit orbitals, uee i imam ogromno celo mada ga pokrivam kosom

samo imam dobar jaw :feelsrope:
 
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od ovih sto si nabrojao malocclusion i skull assymetry (kinda)

plus boneless sam, brutal nasofrontal angle bukvalno mi je nos huge najveci falio vrv, shit orbitals, uee i imam ogromno celo mada ga pokrivam kosom

samo imam dobar jaw :feelsrope:
nisi gori od mene sigurno 🥹 ako hoces posalji u DM, mogu ti pomoci oko looksmaxxinga
 
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nisi gori od mene sigurno 🥹 ako hoces posalji u DM, mogu ti pomoci oko looksmaxxinga
poslacu ti sutra ako ne zaboravim lezim sad a i nemam sliku sebe u galeriji :lul:

truecel trait :feelsbadman:
 
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isto 🥹 koje failoe imas?

my teeth are extremely crooked and I have gaps

never began
Just don’t open your mouth or smile bhai
 
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if you don't have any of these TRUECEL features you're most likely just a failed normie mentalcel:

- skull asymmetry
- extreme facial asymmetry
- several malocclusion
- wide nose (not always tho)
- midget height (most women heightmog you)
- girly frame (most women framemog you)
- small dick (below average)

bonus:
- Klinefelter syndrome
You're not wrong tho, a lot of people here can easily slay if they weren't so autistic.

Please don't bring the klinefelter trend back because we will surely get 1 or 2 transitions (footsteps of thecel)
 
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Just don’t open your mouth or smile bhai
that's what I'm doing

but you can't get away with this 🥹🥹
You're not wrong tho, a lot of people here can easily slay if they weren't so autistic.

Please don't bring the klinefelter trend back because we will surely get 1 or 2 transitions (footsteps of thecel)
not all of them will end up as pooftas, braddah
 
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