Most Optimal way to not shit yourself?

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the last 3 times i been on LONG fucking car journeys i always start to despertly need to shit during a bad time with no acsess to motorway services

like not just kinda need a shit like really need a shit where i would of shit myself if we didnt pull over and i went in bushes

this causes stress because i have 3 hour car journey in 4 days and there is chance i might shit myself as i have checked on a map and there is an 1hour stretch of the journey where we cant even pull over

HOW DO I NOT SHIT MY PANTS IF I START TO NEED A SHIT, MY SHITS ARENT REGUALER PATHETIC SHITS THEY ARE MONSTER SHITS AND I CANT HOLD THEM IN??

HELP
 
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take an opioid
 
i have ibd and managed to not shit myself on a 15 hour roundtrip road trip while in a flare......... with ULCERATED BLEEDING INTESTINES AND RECTUM WHERE WHEN SHIT CONTACTS IT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO SHIT MYSELF........ imagine a wound and shit touching it.......... now imagine thats ur rectum

u have it easy lil bro just train ur rectal muscles no homo
 
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i have ibd and managed to not shit myself on a 15 hour roundtrip road trip while in a flare......... with ULCERATED BLEEDING INTESTINES AND RECTUM WHERE WHEN SHIT CONTACTS IT IS NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO SHIT MYSELF........ imagine a wound and shit touching it.......... now imagine thats ur rectum

u have it easy lil bro just train ur rectal muscles no homo
How do i train my rectal muslces?
 
will doing this work in 4 days ?
no, but an alternative since u have normal intestines is to take Imodium, it will constipate u long enough to make the trip
 
no, but an alternative since u have normal intestines is to take Imodium, it will constipate u long enough to make the trip
idk bro, i have another 3 hour car ride the next day for i dont wanna shit my guts out when it wears off
 
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no, but an alternative since u have normal intestines is to take Imodium, it will constipate u long enough to make the trip
i mean to say idk
 
idk bro, i have another 3 hour car ride the next day for i dont wanna shit my guts out when it wears off
why not try this... could be risky tho......
drink caffeine to stimulate the intestines and clear out before the trip... unless u go multiple times a day, if its just one massive big shit a day it might work
 
wear diapers
 
the last 3 times i been on LONG fucking car journeys i always start to despertly need to shit during a bad time with no acsess to motorway services

like not just kinda need a shit like really need a shit where i would of shit myself if we didnt pull over and i went in bushes

this causes stress because i have 3 hour car journey in 4 days and there is chance i might shit myself as i have checked on a map and there is an 1hour stretch of the journey where we cant even pull over

HOW DO I NOT SHIT MY PANTS IF I START TO NEED A SHIT, MY SHITS ARENT REGUALER PATHETIC SHITS THEY ARE MONSTER SHITS AND I CANT HOLD THEM IN??

HELP
Your oneitis is swallowing Chad’s piss
 
the last 3 times i been on LONG fucking car journeys i always start to despertly need to shit during a bad time with no acsess to motorway services

like not just kinda need a shit like really need a shit where i would of shit myself if we didnt pull over and i went in bushes

this causes stress because i have 3 hour car journey in 4 days and there is chance i might shit myself as i have checked on a map and there is an 1hour stretch of the journey where we cant even pull over

HOW DO I NOT SHIT MY PANTS IF I START TO NEED A SHIT, MY SHITS ARENT REGUALER PATHETIC SHITS THEY ARE MONSTER SHITS AND I CANT HOLD THEM IN??

HELP
go to the bathroom? 😭
 
Failed rep farming attempt
 
stop eating any oily food and your bowel will shit and stop on command.
wfm
 

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