Mother my body disgusts me

[Blackpillirony]

I looked at myself in the mirror and freezed in horror, a portal showing the deepest pits of Lovecraftian horrors opened before my eyes. My hand slowly approached my face and when it made contact I was terrified to realize this face was mine and that I was stuck with it.

And my flesh is putrid by my lethargy, I wouldn't want to subject anyone to its necrotizing touch.

 

[Blackpillirony]

 

[Brava]

A cut won’t hurt

 

[LowTierBateman]

I love mine

 

[Blackpillirony]

A cut won’t hurt

I'm 4'11 and 135 kgs, where should I start ?

 

[Brava]

I'm 4'11 and 135 kgs, where should I start ?

wtf

 

[Swarthy Knight]

I misread the thread title and wondered “why is this nigger checking out his mother’s body "

 

[PrinceofDarkness]

I'm 4'11 and 135 kgs, where should I start ?

obvious troll, bmi would be over 60 which means they'd be nearly dead.

 

[Blackpillirony]

obvious troll, bmi would be over 60 which means they'd be nearly dead.

 

[SmallEggplantFailer]

obvious troll, bmi would be over 60 which means they'd be nearly dead.

obviously its not true since hes here.