MOTIVATIONAL SUSTENANCE (for the mentally ill): If you haven't got into the best shape of your life, time's up!

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Ugh. It's too late, fellers. The obese lady is clearing the mucus from her throat. But the good news for other overweight folks, the shelves at the grocers will be depleting fast. After everyone watches the emergency broadcasts followed by retarded mainstream media's scripts, which have already been written, you will begin to burn calories. Anxiety, thus tremendous fear shreds fat FAST! And considering stores will shut down within hours, maybe, maybe a day, you might score a can of green beans. But don't worry, we have FEMA, Red Cross, National Guard, LE, fire departments, church volunteers, etc. They'll provide food services. But it won't be enough to continue feeding your fat asses. You will lose weight, I GUARANTEE IT!

That Chinese spy balloon shot down last month, painted the mountain I reside on. Personal, obviously. Oh fucking well. So it looks like I'm in a heavy red target zone. And knowing our questionable escape routes and how folks panic, we're fucker than Chuck in that scenario. And I have no confidence in the military shooting the missile down. Too much arrogance places too many people in danger; this is why we're here. And knowing many pilots have shit for brains, I'm definitely not counting on them to intercept my finale. And considering a pilot might be reading this, thinking, "Shit for brains? Oh, fuck you, pal! I'll make sure I miss that missile, motherfucker." I'm up cliche's creek without a paddle.

At first, after spraying red fluorescent paint of a bullseye on the roof of this facility, I didn't wish to write this thread understanding how arrogant and full of shit I am, and the conceit with me is mind-boggling insane but I'm not dumb. I get it. I got it when I looked up that night and saw the balloon as if a voice echoed from it, saying, "Ha ha! We got you! We bomb this one first! HA HA! Fuck you!" Oh fucking well. Thanks, a lot, US Government for keeping my secured location secret. However, we do have that
SOMETHING ELSE. Will that SOMETHING ELSE make shit happen when the hypersonic missile zeros in on this location? We will see.

Until then, I'm confident I'll be able to squeeze a few more threads out into this digital toilet called Looksmax. Be safe all. Eh, joking. You're fucked too.
 
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The wealthy fucks are getting out of dodge! Many more stock shocks to come. Wake the fuck up!
 
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I've been warning you all for a few years.

This is Now

This is real

This is not a joke

This is not a satire

This is not jumping to conclusions

This is not a mental illness condition

This is not lacking medication or needing an adjustment crisis

This is Happening


If you haven't gotten into the best shape of your life, time's up.
 
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