MTB Goth Waitress Laughed at my Drawing of a Dead Foid

[Return to Nature 🌲]

There's this restaurant in my town where they put down these big pieces of paper as the "table cloth" and they give you crayons so you can draw on it...

I went there with a bunch of family members, and our waitress was this MTB goth chick, in her mid twenties I'd assume, who was about about 5'6", black hair, piercings, tattoos, and whatever else. Everyone had already ordered their food, but it was taking like twenty minutes, so I got bored and started drawing on the table. I remembered the scene from American Psycho where he's breaking up with his girlfriend and drawing at the table, so I decided to draw the dead hooker with the chainsaw in her back, bleeding out JFL.

Next, I took a picture of it to send to @Bugmaxxed , and right as I was taking this photo, the waitress came back with the food, and saw me taking the picture. Right as she was putting my plate in front of me she saw the drawing and said something like, "HAHAHA OH MY GOD, is that from American Psycho?". I instantly started freaking the fuck out because I had been caught, and didn't know what to say, so I just said "haha yea". Then she said something like, "OMG that's like my favorite move" (and some other shit), but I just said "oh yea me too". And then she walked away laughing and told everyone like "oh I'll be right back with the rest of your orders". and then everyone started asking me what it was and I had to shamefully say "American Psycho...", but not a single person found it funny they all just thought I was a fucking weirdo. Finally right as we were leaving I decided to cross it out like he does in the movie, but I accidentally did it super aggressively and ended up spilling some of my water.

I don't even know how she recognized it now that I'm looking at this picture, it looks like shit.



@MyDreamIsToBe183CM @Org3cel @Orka

 

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[Bryce]

There's this restaurant in my town where they put down these big pieces of paper as the "table cloth" and they give you crayons so you can draw on it...

I went there with a bunch of family members, and our waitress was this MTB goth chick, in her mid twenties I'd assume, who was about about 5'6", black hair, piercings, tattoos, and whatever else. Everyone had already ordered their food, but it was taking like twenty minutes, so I got bored and started drawing on the table. I remembered the scene from American Psycho where he's breaking up with his girlfriend and drawing at the table, so I decided to draw the dead hooker with the chainsaw in her back, bleeding out JFL.

Next, I took a picture of it to send to @

@Bugmaxxed , and right as I was taking this photo, the waitress came back with the food, and saw me taking the picture. Right as she was putting my plate in front of me she saw the drawing and said something like, "HAHAHA OH MY GOD, is that from American Psycho?". I instantly started freaking the fuck out because I had been caught, and didn't know what to say, so I just said "haha yea". Then she said something like, "OMG that's like my favorite move" (and some other shit), but I just said "oh yea me too". And then she walked away laughing and told everyone like "oh I'll be right back with the rest of your orders". and then everyone started asking me what it was and I had to shamefully say "American Psycho...", but not a single person found it funny they all just thought I was a fucking weirdo. Finally right as we were leaving I decided to cross it out like he does in the movie, but I accidentally did it super aggressively and ended up spilling some of my water.

I don't even know how she recognized it now that I'm looking at this picture, it looks like shit.

 

[hyperbeast]

This Didn't Happen

 

[Framemaxxx]

This Didn't Happen

nigga he literarily showed a pic

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

There's this restaurant in my town where they put down these big pieces of paper as the "table cloth" and they give you crayons so you can draw on it...

I went there with a bunch of family members, and our waitress was this MTB goth chick, in her mid twenties I'd assume, who was about about 5'6", black hair, piercings, tattoos, and whatever else. Everyone had already ordered their food, but it was taking like twenty minutes, so I got bored and started drawing on the table. I remembered the scene from American Psycho where he's breaking up with his girlfriend and drawing at the table, so I decided to draw the dead hooker with the chainsaw in her back, bleeding out JFL.

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Next, I took a picture of it to send to @Bugmaxxed , and right as I was taking this photo, the waitress came back with the food, and saw me taking the picture. Right as she was putting my plate in front of me she saw the drawing and said something like, "HAHAHA OH MY GOD, is that from American Psycho?". I instantly started freaking the fuck out because I had been caught, and didn't know what to say, so I just said "haha yea". Then she said something like, "OMG that's like my favorite move" (and some other shit), but I just said "oh yea me too". And then she walked away laughing and told everyone like "oh I'll be right back with the rest of your orders". and then everyone started asking me what it was and I had to shamefully say "American Psycho...", but not a single person found it funny they all just thought I was a fucking weirdo. Finally right as we were leaving I decided to cross it out like he does in the movie, but I accidentally did it super aggressively and ended up spilling some of my water.

I don't even know how she recognized it now that I'm looking at this picture, it looks like shit.



@MyDreamIsToBe183CM @Org3cel @Orka

holy rizz

she wants u ngl

I wouldve slammed her and pounded her right them and there

 

[Return to Nature 🌲]

Love it

Thanks my bro

This Didn't Happen

I don't cap when I spit

nigga he literarily showed a pic

True, @hyperbeast I showed a pic

holy rizz

she wants u ngl

I wouldve slammed her and pounded her right them and there

ong, that's what I'm saying
She fell for my sociopath aura.

HMU on discord when u get a min too

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

Thanks my bro

I don't cap when I spit

True, @HypeBeast I showed a pic

ong, that's what I'm saying
She fell for my sociopath aura.

HMU on discord when u get a min too

Bet

Be a long time since our usual coffee chats

 

[PrettyLights]

any male waiter would've called you a fucking cornball for doing that shit

 

[PrettyLights]

ngl bro you deserve to get your ass beat

 

[Return to Nature 🌲]

any male waiter would've called you a fucking cornball for doing that shit

ngl bro you deserve to get your ass beat

clearly you don't know what it's like to wait 20 minutes for your food

 

[PrettyLights]

clearly you don't know what it's like to wait 20 minutes for your food

i do. i sit in silence patiently while i wait for my food.

 

[Return to Nature 🌲]

i do. i sit in silence patiently while i wait for my food.

gay.

 

[HundredManSlayer]

peak autism

i love it

 

[PrettyLights]

peak autism

i love it

htn + manlet ?. nigga how

 

[HundredManSlayer]

htn + manlet ?. nigga how

wdym how

 

[PrettyLights]

gay.

it's a good thing that as of 2026 this site now allows faggots (more specifically gay ones) on this site now. right ?

 

[PrettyLights]

wdym how

like how does that happen ? its like you got sold short in life (no pun intended) 1/2 stat card. have the face but not the height. what made you want to start being 5'4 ?

 

[Return to Nature 🌲]

peak autism

i love it

Thanks my bro, us autistics have to stick together

it's a good thing that as of 2026 this site now allows faggots (more specifically gay ones) on this site now. right ?

Correct.

 

[HundredManSlayer]

like how does that happen ? its like you got sold short in life (no pun intended) 1/2 stat card. have the face but not the height. what made you want to start being 5'4 ?

uh what the fuck do you mean want to start being 5’4, like i chose that

it happens because of genetics, i have been told i wouldve been a slayer if i was taller

 

[XazaqazaX]

She liked your personality, resonates with Goth

 

[Tomorrow]

There's this restaurant in my town where they put down these big pieces of paper as the "table cloth" and they give you crayons so you can draw on it...

I went there with a bunch of family members, and our waitress was this MTB goth chick, in her mid twenties I'd assume, who was about about 5'6", black hair, piercings, tattoos, and whatever else. Everyone had already ordered their food, but it was taking like twenty minutes, so I got bored and started drawing on the table. I remembered the scene from American Psycho where he's breaking up with his girlfriend and drawing at the table, so I decided to draw the dead hooker with the chainsaw in her back, bleeding out JFL.

View attachment 4593090

Next, I took a picture of it to send to @Bugmaxxed , and right as I was taking this photo, the waitress came back with the food, and saw me taking the picture. Right as she was putting my plate in front of me she saw the drawing and said something like, "HAHAHA OH MY GOD, is that from American Psycho?". I instantly started freaking the fuck out because I had been caught, and didn't know what to say, so I just said "haha yea". Then she said something like, "OMG that's like my favorite move" (and some other shit), but I just said "oh yea me too". And then she walked away laughing and told everyone like "oh I'll be right back with the rest of your orders". and then everyone started asking me what it was and I had to shamefully say "American Psycho...", but not a single person found it funny they all just thought I was a fucking weirdo. Finally right as we were leaving I decided to cross it out like he does in the movie, but I accidentally did it super aggressively and ended up spilling some of my water.

I don't even know how she recognized it now that I'm looking at this picture, it looks like shit.



@MyDreamIsToBe183CM @Org3cel @Orka

u shouldve followed her home after her shift
she clearly wanted you

 

[Return to Nature 🌲]

She liked your personality, resonates with Goth

True, I was lowkey mogging pretty hard. I was looking lean because we went for a long run at track practice. My hair was fucked but I had on a baseball hat to cover it up.

u shouldve followed her home after her shift
she clearly wanted you

Now you're speaking my language

Following foids home is my middle name

She was pretty mid though, she could definitely afford to lose a few...

 

[Tomorrow]

She was pretty mid though, she could definitely afford to lose a few...

sounding like patrick bateman a lil bit haha
mirin

 

[PrettyLights]

uh what the fuck do you mean want to start being 5’4, like i chose that

it happens because of genetics, i have been told i wouldve been a slayer if i was taller

how much taller exactly. i wouldn't take them to heart if they didn't specify a height

 

[Bugmaxxed]

This Didn't Happen

On foenem it did

 

[HundredManSlayer]

how much taller exactly. i wouldn't take them to heart if they didn't specify a height

some people just generally say taller, some say 6’3

it varies i guess

 

[PrettyLights]

some people just generally say taller, some say 6’3

it varies i guess

those people are trying to humiliate you and make you feel bad about yourself for what could've been a slayer.


you need might have to kill them

 

[HundredManSlayer]

those people are trying to humiliate you and make you feel bad about yourself for what could've been a slayer.


you need might have to kill them

 

[Return to Nature 🌲]

On foenem it did

Bugmaxxed knows best

 

[tarkdriad33]

on folks grave this didnt happen

 

[Return to Nature 🌲]

on folks grave this didnt happen

@Bugmaxxed already confirmed, bud.

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

i certainly would NOT have recognized that pic at all lmao