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Garfungus
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It was my first year of college when I met this LTB. I hadn’t had any play in a minute, so she looked extra good to me.
A week later, I find out she’s in my English Comp class, and I get hype as hell. That excitement died fast when I saw she had a fat LTN boyfriend. I literally sat right behind them plotting how I could steal this dude’s girl.
Then one day the teacher tells us to get into groups. I notice she’s alone (her boyfriend was late), so I take the chance and ask if she wants to partner up. She hits me with a big smile and says yes. Maybe I’m delusional, but she was giving me plenty of IOIs the whole time we talked. Eventually her boyfriend walks in and joins our group. I play it cool, make friends with both of them, though she’s the one carrying most of the convo.
Class ends and I ask them to add me on Instagram so we can talk about the project. I fully expected only the guy to add me… but she adds me too. We walk with the guy to his ride because he doesn’t drive (I could tell he was a complete cuck based off of this). I tell them I want to show them my Mustang, and the dude literally tells her, “you can go with him if you want.” Bro was basically handing her over to me.
Nothing happens for a bit after that.
For two weeks I text both of them trying to hang out. Part of me genuinely wanted new friends… and the other part just wanted to smash his girl. The guy keeps giving excuses, but eventually the girl decides she’ll hang out with me on her own.
I take her to a lake, and she starts complimenting me like crazy calling me pretty, saying I stand out, acting like 5'11'' is 6'4''. After that we get dinner (don't worry I didn't pay), and we end up back at my place where she cuddles up on me and plays with my hair. To this day I don’t know what the boyfriend was thinking letting her go out alone with me.
We go no contact for a bit. Then later on, I hit her up again, things escalate, and eventually I slay. The boyfriend finds out, loses his mind, and she fills me in on everything every time I drop her off after I slayed.
I have text messages of him crying and seething if y'all wanna see.
Moral of the story never trust a hoe!
A week later, I find out she’s in my English Comp class, and I get hype as hell. That excitement died fast when I saw she had a fat LTN boyfriend. I literally sat right behind them plotting how I could steal this dude’s girl.
Then one day the teacher tells us to get into groups. I notice she’s alone (her boyfriend was late), so I take the chance and ask if she wants to partner up. She hits me with a big smile and says yes. Maybe I’m delusional, but she was giving me plenty of IOIs the whole time we talked. Eventually her boyfriend walks in and joins our group. I play it cool, make friends with both of them, though she’s the one carrying most of the convo.
Class ends and I ask them to add me on Instagram so we can talk about the project. I fully expected only the guy to add me… but she adds me too. We walk with the guy to his ride because he doesn’t drive (I could tell he was a complete cuck based off of this). I tell them I want to show them my Mustang, and the dude literally tells her, “you can go with him if you want.” Bro was basically handing her over to me.
Nothing happens for a bit after that.
For two weeks I text both of them trying to hang out. Part of me genuinely wanted new friends… and the other part just wanted to smash his girl. The guy keeps giving excuses, but eventually the girl decides she’ll hang out with me on her own.
I take her to a lake, and she starts complimenting me like crazy calling me pretty, saying I stand out, acting like 5'11'' is 6'4''. After that we get dinner (don't worry I didn't pay), and we end up back at my place where she cuddles up on me and plays with my hair. To this day I don’t know what the boyfriend was thinking letting her go out alone with me.
We go no contact for a bit. Then later on, I hit her up again, things escalate, and eventually I slay. The boyfriend finds out, loses his mind, and she fills me in on everything every time I drop her off after I slayed.
I have text messages of him crying and seething if y'all wanna see.
Moral of the story never trust a hoe!
